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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham

Just to fill you in on my fun last night at the club, I thought I would shared the embarrassment .

Proceeded to get out if the main pool, climbed the steps , went to walk down the stone steps and went arse over tit stark bollock naked !!!!! Yeah signs up warning of skippy surfaces etc but went down like a wet old floppy sock !!!!

Any others had embarrassments ???

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

was it a conversation starter though ?? if so result !!

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"was it a conversation starter though ?? if so result !! "

Got a few ooohhss and aahhhhss but sadly wasn't even touching them lol xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

to many to mention, but if it makes you feel better i fell in a flower pot and got my arse stuck at chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.

Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.

The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.

Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.

The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.

lol classic !!

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread?

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.

Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.

The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.

"

Top bombing

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread? "

Ah shut up !!!! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread? "

Watch out spelling police about!

We all know what he means!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread? "

neva message me if ur not into miss-spellings .. some of my messages when im on my mobile have to be seen to be believed !!

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread?

neva message me if ur not into miss-spellings .. some of my messages when im on my mobile have to be seen to be believed !! "

Yeah my iPhone has a lot to answer for !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread?

neva message me if ur not into miss-spellings .. some of my messages when im on my mobile have to be seen to be believed !!

Yeah my iPhone has a lot to answer for !!!!"

Damn Autocarrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a semi regular meet (well its on the back burner at the moment as he's in Afghanistan) who I affectionately call Hot Marine! He was coming to meet me in a club and I was excited etc. When he got there we went over to the pool table and I missed the floor! I fell over, slapped him in the face and slid my hand over his rather gorgeous torso!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that at Partners? The wet area there is great but the flooring is terribly slippy, have seen some nasty falls there

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Was that at Partners? The wet area there is great but the flooring is terribly slippy, have seen some nasty falls there "

Lol inspector clue so x yip he does have signs up and let's be honest we should be wearing flip flops for hygiene reasons x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walking into the hot tub at Vanilla Experience I totally missed the bottom step and stumbled into the hot tub... Thankfully no one was in at the time but I felt such a twonk

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd of given you a pity shag...

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"I'd of given you a pity shag... "

Woo hoo .... !!!!! Please do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Cheeky... "

What.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were at abfabs with a couple.

The couple and my husband were in the pool...

Thinking i could look sexy just sliding in from the side(too lazy to walk back to the steps)i did so and promptly went under

Came up looking like a cross between a panda and drowned rat

What i forgot is they were all a good few inches taller than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got stuck head first in A window. Needless to say I.never got the shag.

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Got stuck head first in A window. Needless to say I.never got the shag. "

Classic

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love the fact that other people make idiots of themselves and its not just me. I "jumped" on a guy in the jacuzzi once didnt see him there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think we've made idiots of ourselves just yet (it's bound to happen though) ....but we did have someone fall off the bed during play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the fact that other people make idiots of themselves and its not just me. I "jumped" on a guy in the jacuzzi once didnt see him there."

PMSFL!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I love the fact that other people make idiots of themselves and its not just me. I "jumped" on a guy in the jacuzzi once didnt see him there."

What about the bloke you talked to death??

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.

Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.

The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.

"

Under water BJ bussy ??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I love the fact that other people make idiots of themselves and its not just me. I "jumped" on a guy in the jacuzzi once didnt see him there.

What about the bloke you talked to death?? "

oi, ive never talked anyone to death yet, only you lol. Well i dont think i have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of these only convince me more not to venture into a club....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i went to partners and was in that smoking van outside and when i went to leave i fell down the bloody steps to get out, only as i fell my leg went behide me and i couldnt move it to get up, so i was flat on my face on the floor with one of my leg twisted behind be thro the bottom of the hand rail still in the van

very dignified i looked too lol

when i got up everyone was asking if i was ok, so i said yes as you do to save face then hobbled off into the loo, i could have cried with the pain

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I fell flat on my face in broad street one busy saturday night,ive never got up so quick, but i landed on my tit. I told the people i was with to go in and id catch them up. I went round the corner and cried

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"i went to partners and was in that smoking van outside and when i went to leave i fell down the bloody steps to get out, only as i fell my leg went behide me and i couldnt move it to get up, so i was flat on my face on the floor with one of my leg twisted behind be thro the bottom of the hand rail still in the van

very dignified i looked too lol

when i got up everyone was asking if i was ok, so i said yes as you do to save face then hobbled off into the loo, i could have cried with the pain "

I did that and head butted the front door after a couple of stumbles, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I've had a few experiences. I am always terrified of falling head first into the jacuzzi, its not happened yet but I just know that one day I will do this.

We were going to Abfabs one Friday night and about 5pm whilst leaving work I tore my hamstring. It was painful and I couldn't walk but I really wanted to go to Abfabs and I found that if I wore heels I could kind of hobble. it was a bad mistake because when I got to Abfabs I couldn't walk at all and my OH had to half carry me everywhere which wasn't really a sexy enticing look.

I spent the next day in A&E and on crutches for a couple of weeks. But I won't let anything stop me doing what I want and I wanted to go to Abfabs that night

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