FabSwingers.com forum: Why are meets so hard to find?

By *unguy969 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Can’t find a meet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a good heart these days as well.

Equally as challenging to locate.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"And a good heart these days as well.

Equally as challenging to locate.

The lasting kind?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find a MFFF

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a good heart these days as well.

Equally as challenging to locate.

The lasting kind? "

exactly. Huge challenge.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And a good heart these days as well.

Equally as challenging to locate.

The lasting kind?

exactly. Huge challenge.

Being gentle is key

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t find a meet"

I can’t find my car keys.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can’t find a meet"

Where did you look?

Did you peep in the meets section coz there's normally plenty advertised there.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can’t find a meet"

Have you tried down the back of the sofa ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s raining outside.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the butcher instead of the fish mongers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you look down the back of the sofa? When I can't find things that's where they usually are.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because men piss off the women and make their pussy as dry and flaky as fishy sand.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men piss off the women and make their pussy as dry and flaky as fishy sand.

Thread closed.

You win.

FAF?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Competition.

As with many, there's skill, application and some statistical modelling that can be done, to evaluate whether your investment is appropriate, worthwhile or could be improved upon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Because men piss off the women and make their pussy as dry and flaky as fishy sand.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Can’t find a meet"

Where have you looked? ...it's Always in the last place you look!?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Can’t find a meet"

But you've had meets.

How did you find them?

Obviously something worked so try doing it again, whatever it was, and if what you're doing now isn't working then do something different.

Simple as that really.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men piss off the women and make their pussy as dry and flaky as fishy sand.

Not all m….

You know the rest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can’t find my marbles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Can’t find a meet

I can’t find my car keys. "

Get a Tile. I have everything Tiled now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a good heart these days as well.

Equally as challenging to locate.

The lasting kind? "

Fergal sharky!

Makes more sense now that song..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men piss off the women and make their pussy as dry and flaky as fishy sand.

Not all m….

You know the rest.

All men....

All women......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur 1st pic alone would put me off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The frequency all has to line up. Otherwise it wont happen.

Nor for love,nor money.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t find a meet

Have you tried down the back of the sofa ?"

Old pennies and chews back there.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men piss off the women and make their pussy as dry and flaky as fishy sand.

Not all m….

You know the rest.

All men....

All women......

You just don’t discriminate…I like that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unguy969 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

And why is that?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"And why is that?"

And why is what?

If you use the +quote option when replying to a specific comment everyone will know who you're answering.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ur 1st pic alone would put me off "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ur 1st pic alone would put me off

I second that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now. "

He was just over there —

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Look at your profile, then pretend you aren't a man

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Ur 1st pic alone would put me off

I second that

3rds

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ur 1st pic alone would put me off

I second that

I was thinking it can't be that bad

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss_Cali_xxCouple
over a year ago

Herne Bay

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now. "

I can't find my car keys

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unguy969 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

And why’s my pics so bad then?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now.

I can't find my car keys"

Have you looked under Ryan Reynolds.?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"And why’s my pics so bad then?"

Well the first one isn't even you, it's nicked off tinternet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now.

I can't find my car keys

Have you looked under Ryan Reynolds.? "

Errr that's my job.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now. "

Does it have to be Ryan or would a random guy in a Deadpool suit with a chimichanga in each hand suffice?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why’s my pics so bad then?"

Hope you’re strapped in. It could get bumpy in here.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now.

Does it have to be Ryan or would a random guy in a Deadpool suit with a chimichanga in each hand suffice?

That could work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fergal. Sharkey. lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find anything, I'm going to pass the time by nipping down to the hotel lobby and knock one out before work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

Well the first one isn't even you, it's nicked off tinternet "

Whether it's the OP or someone else....

A photo of you spunking over a gaping vagina probably isn't the best marketing idea anyone's aver had.

Sure, there's probably a few women out there into that but I doubt they're in the majority.

Know your audience.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now.

I can't find my car keys

Have you looked under Ryan Reynolds.?

Errr that's my job. "

Good idea. Between all 3 of us, we might find these car keys.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And why’s my pics so bad then?"

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks."

I miss your insight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now. "
go play for his womens football team

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight "

If my tolerance was a bank balance, its been firmly in the red of late. Can only come on now n then these days or I end up with no hope for the future of the human race and the planet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

If my tolerance was a bank balance, its been firmly in the red of late. Can only come on now n then these days or I end up with no hope for the future of the human race and the planet."

I hear you

Fucking terrifying isn’t it?!?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my tolerance was a bank balance, its been firmly in the red of late. Can only come on now n then these days or I end up with no hope for the future of the human race and the planet.

I hear you

Fucking terrifying isn’t it?!?! "

I’m just relentlessly stuburn to give into peoples negativity and shite I hear. I mix it up with 94% good vibes to every ass I listen to or read.

The other 6 is saved for anyone who wants to get naked

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight "

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not even opened the op’s profile

Am I the only one?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I’ve not even opened the op’s profile

Am I the only one?

Defenitly you are alone in that one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Finnish dude from Wigan who's got a Mrs and a fan club but can't get sexy time. Standard.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Finnish dude from Wigan who's got a Mrs and a fan club but can't get sexy time. Standard. "

Perspective

But he's clearly on to a winner, meeting people is all about getting off on the right foot and starting with a lie. Right?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Ffs

this place is nuts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Finnish dude from Wigan who's got a Mrs and a fan club but can't get sexy time. Standard.

Perspective

But he's clearly on to a winner, meeting people is all about getting off on the right foot and starting with a lie. Right?"

My profile text = this thread.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Finnish dude from Wigan who's got a Mrs and a fan club but can't get sexy time. Standard.

Perspective

But he's clearly on to a winner, meeting people is all about getting off on the right foot and starting with a lie. Right?

My profile text = this thread."

Brian

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just go to a butchers...oops wrong sort of meat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Finnish dude from Wigan who's got a Mrs and a fan club but can't get sexy time. Standard.

Perspective

But he's clearly on to a winner, meeting people is all about getting off on the right foot and starting with a lie. Right?

My profile text = this thread.

Brian

Someone called me by that name at New Year and I was well chuffed

I was all "ooooohhhhh that's me!! Yaaay!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Competition.

As with many, there's skill, application and some statistical modelling that can be done, to evaluate whether your investment is appropriate, worthwhile or could be improved upon "

I just toss a coin..if it's heads then game on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t find a meet

Where have you looked? ...it's Always in the last place you look!?

Everyrhing is always in the last place you look, because once you find it, you stop looking.

Unless you're a twat. Which I am.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olacolaMan
over a year ago

lincoln

It’s just simple maths. There are what, 200 of us guys to every woman?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

[Removed by poster at 23/05/22 14:54:32]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

More men than women op. Join in with chat...good luck!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

I am looking for a other woman to join us and my lady friend has been asking for a threesome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I am looking for a other woman to join us and my lady friend has been asking for a threesome"

Excellent timing.

Perfect thread to hijack

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I am looking for a other woman to join us and my lady friend has been asking for a threesome"

Couples profile?

Club?

It's about making an effort. They ain't gonna fall fanny first into your lap.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon

And to find genuinely single men too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Me neither. Think it's because I'm undesirable, or my profile isn't clear enough.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now. "

I have him ... I'll trade you if you can find me Tom Hardy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

with the man/woman ratio being 1:10000 on this site, I'm not surprised.

Send more dick pics. That'll work! Honest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"with the man/woman ratio being 1:10000 on this site, I'm not surprised.

Send more dick pics. That'll work! Honest. "

Underhand tactics, smooth!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"with the man/woman ratio being 1:10000 on this site, I'm not surprised.

Send more dick pics. That'll work! Honest.

Underhand tactics, smooth!

Shhh, please shhhh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now.

I have him ... I'll trade you if you can find me Tom Hardy

I'm on it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"with the man/woman ratio being 1:10000 on this site, I'm not surprised.

Send more dick pics. That'll work! Honest. "

Someone took your advice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried to solve a Rubik’s cube? As if you do that then you might get a meet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men piss off the women and make their pussy as dry and flaky as fishy sand.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Have you tried to solve a Rubik’s cube? As if you do that then you might get a meet"

91 seconds

Only took a few hours to learn. It's a lot simpler than here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Can’t find a meet"

What are your messages like when you introduce yourself? Are you getting replies? Most of the messages we get from single men are not worth replying to. You will need to come across well when you initiate contact.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Ffs

this place is nuts"

As if by magic the pic has gone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"And why’s my pics so bad then?

All about perspective ain't it.

It'll appeal to those who like bareback and want their cunt filled with spunk whilst having it photographed and put up on a single blokes profile.

It won't appeal to those who practice safe sex and don't want their minge displayed on a single blokes profile.

Depends on who looks.

I miss your insight

I'm re-evaluating my earlier comment on that photo.

whilst I want to believe it's genuinely the OP regardless of how bad a choice I think it is...

.....I'm not 100% convinced the OP is half of a Finnish couple with nearly 50k subscribers on the hub......

Ffs

this place is nuts

As if by magic the pic has gone

Think you have been found out op!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I can't find Ryan Reynolds.

It's beginning to annoy me now.

I have him ... I'll trade you if you can find me Tom Hardy

I'm on it."

Awesome, just let me know as I'm done with RR ... he's so needy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"with the man/woman ratio being 1:10000 on this site, I'm not surprised.

Send more dick pics. That'll work! Honest.

Underhand tactics, smooth!

Shhh, please shhhh

Oops ...At least no one let the cake

secret out of the bag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread