FabSwingers.com forum: Don't be iffy..

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Come in a jiffy.... (remember the condom ad?)

Any body got any taglines from other adverts we may have forgotten about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, not really a tagline as such, but who can forget:

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Who.. knows the secret, of the Black

.. Magic... box?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Irn Bru. Made in Scotland. From gurders

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd say a jiffy doesn't really offer adequate protection though

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

You never know, when the nibbles will strike... Can't actually remember what it advertised tho lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

WAAAASSSSUUUPPPP

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

What has a hazelnut in every bite?No, it's not squirrel shit! It was topic chocolate bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But i dont want to cum in jiffy he would likely cry and not be my mate anymore

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Who remembers...

"That's handy, Harry! Stick it in the oven!"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Watch out Humphry's about

A million housewives everyday pick up a tin of beans and say, beans means Heinz.

The Colgate ring of confidence.

Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild, green fairy liquid.

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

he's got an ology

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Accu wrist, Accu ankle, Accu.... Steady on chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join the club ( or our club )

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Accu wrist, Accu ankle, Accu.... Steady on chap

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

ooonly the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

The red car and the blue car had a race

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yorkie - It's not for girls

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Sure is a mighty chew ...

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Brylcream,a little dab a doo ya

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join the club ( or our club )"

When I was at school, a teacher was spotted with a porno mag in his brief case. The next day he came into the classroom and somebody had written "Everyone lubs a Club" on the blackboard.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Yorkie - It's not for girls

We don’t want it, cause it's shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're happy little Vegemites

As bright as bright can be

We all enjoy our Vegemite

For breakfast, lunch and tea!

Because we love our Vegemite

We all adore our Vegemite

It puts a rose in every cheeeeek"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

""We're happy little Vegemites

As bright as bright can be

We all enjoy our Vegemite

For breakfast, lunch and tea!

Because we love our Vegemite

We all adore our Vegemite

It puts a rose in every cheeeeek""

Apparently your supposed to put a jar on the table ..Next to the condiments

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nice one Cyril

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Pick up a penguin

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

""We're happy little Vegemites

As bright as bright can be

We all enjoy our Vegemite

For breakfast, lunch and tea!

Because we love our Vegemite

We all adore our Vegemite

It puts a rose in every cheeeeek""

Nice one, Bertie, sigh takes me back to Sydney. . . .do have a jar, beats the pants off Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We're happy little Vegemites

As bright as bright can be

We all enjoy our Vegemite

For breakfast, lunch and tea!

Because we love our Vegemite

We all adore our Vegemite

It puts a rose in every cheeeeek"

Apparently your supposed to put a jar on the table ..Next to the condiments

Personally I hate the stuff but the rest of my family would put it next to the condiments!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Easily turn off and onable

It's in the sand dad

Daddy or chips?

We wanna be togetha

Kia ora, I'll be your friend

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By *anchestercreampieloversCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Re-record not fade away ??

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

It's frothy man...

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

And for the more mature beer drinkers...

A Double Diamond Works Wonders

You’re a Gentleman and a Skolar

(Watney’s) Roll Out the Barrel

(Hofmeister) For Great Lager, Follow the Bear

It’s What Your Right Arm’s For

It’s Tankard that Helps Me Excel – After One You’d do Anything Well

Harp Stays Sharp to the Bottom of the Glass

This Calls for a Holsten

Stella’s for the Fellers Who Like their Lager Strong

Heineken Refreshes the Parts Other Beers Cannot Reach

Carlsberg: Probably the Best Lager in the World.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Trio! Triiiiooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dot. The lavatory cleaner

My mam was called dot.

She loathed it. bless her.

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