FabSwingers.com forum: Nora's Pink Canoe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the Noah's Ark thread that I thought said Nora's Ark in my state of tiredness, I have come up with the equivalent, Nora's Pink Canoe.

Not sure now big it is, might get a bit crowded, what you putting in there

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Oooh can I come!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

A princess size bed

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By *e.youngguyMan
over a year ago

Derby

Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

. Oooh can I come!"
can you bring your little bald man ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x"

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m putting myself in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Oooh can I come!can you bring your little bald man ?

I have a little bald man?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

why did I just read this title as Noras pink camel toe

ffs I need reading glasses

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"why did I just read this title as Noras pink camel toe

ffs I need reading glasses "

. I can’t do those

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Packet Of Jaffa Cakes and Hob Knobs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to bring a barrow of terrys chocolate buttons orange's please

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By *e.youngguyMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously

Don’t worry I’ve got a brand new one with your name on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. Oooh can I come!can you bring your little bald man ?

I have a little bald man?

. "

I think he's referring to your bean, unless that has a full head of hair

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

A Victoria sponge. Canoes are hard work. We will need a snack

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"why did I just read this title as Noras pink camel toe

ffs I need reading glasses

. I can’t do those "

|I mean pink can be a hard colour to wear I know

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Oooh can I come!can you bring your little bald man ?

I have a little bald man?

I think he's referring to your bean, unless that has a full head of hair

Oh!

. So innocent and naive see!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously

Don’t worry I’ve got a brand new one with your name on it! "

My name better be engraved in gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strap on.

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By *e.youngguyMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously

Don’t worry I’ve got a brand new one with your name on it!

My name better be engraved in gold

Oh it is. And it’s in your favourite colour. Only problem might be the size cause I’m not entirely sure you could handle it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A strap on."

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that

. He loves it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that

. He loves it "

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that

. He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that

. He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

Dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that

. He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

Dickhead

Yeah, would be some view though

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Her fella Toan

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Her fella Toan

And all his work mates

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Her fella Toan

And all his work mates

And his trusty tin opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crates of cream.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Her fella Toan

And all his work mates

And his trusty tin opener"

yep!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Her fella Toan

And all his work mates

And his trusty tin opener

yep!"

Couple of hens too, so he has a fresh supply of breakfast eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that

. He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

Dickhead

Yeah, would be some view though

Like head butting a lasagne

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Her fella Toan

Please don't, not sure I could handle the bizareness of his conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like to bring a barrow of terrys chocolate buttons orange's please

Infact ivd changed my mind i want to take sugarnadya,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that

. He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

Dickhead

Yeah, would be some view though

Like head butting a lasagne

Speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say shes a fan of qvp

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Some say shes a fan of qvp "

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan

"
what could the q stand for

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan

what could the q stand for

No ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw that title and thought it was a euphemism

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan

what could the q stand for

Quim?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If I were a fabber

A tit or arse grabber

I'll tell you what I would do

I'd playfully linger

With my cheeky finger

In noras pink canoe

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Her fella Toan

Please don't, not sure I could handle the bizareness of his conversations

I can’t separate them monkey. That would be heartbreaking!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my inflatable ring and armbands???

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If I were a fabber

A tit or arse grabber

I'll tell you what I would do

I'd playfully linger

With my cheeky finger

In noras pink canoe

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Electric motor so we can enjoy the cake and cheeky drinks without having to row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Julian Clary is in it I will not get in

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why is it pink and not brown?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan

what could the q stand for

Quim?

quadruple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we got some pink lemonade yet? It's thirsty work.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A very well stocked kindle!

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