FabSwingers.com forum: Another week. Another FAF?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inundated with offers? You’d like to prove your not a time waster or fake? Anything with a hole? Horny is knocking need a cocking’?

FAF. FAM. FAB. FAO?

Say you’re in for any of the above and see if anyone else if feeling it with you. Who knows, maybe some aren’t just her for the forums.

Lurkers are very welcome.

F = fuck. M = massage. B = Brew. O = Orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a BOMF

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Faf

Fam

FAO???????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a BOMF"

I’m scared to ask.

but I’m going to anyway. What is bomf?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd love a CSOT right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a BOMF

I’m scared to ask.

but I’m going to anyway. What is bomf? "

All four of your options rolled into a made up word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take an F please

But on my terms

Cheers

Oh then I’ll take an M

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I could defo do with a licking right now

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can I take an F please

But on my terms

Cheers

Oh then I’ll take an M"

Ate you offering? I'd take both from you

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

B for brew please

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"B for brew please "

Hang on, I'm just F'ing and M'ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a HGTMMB

Cheers.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A fab with

then a faf?

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a BOMF

I’m scared to ask.

but I’m going to anyway. What is bomf?

All four of your options rolled into a made up word.

Oh I’m blind. And actually a good order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have a fuck please

Cheers loves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just have a fuck please

Cheers loves "

On my way

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can I just have a fuck please

Cheers loves "

What time?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll have a B please Bob

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I'll have a P please Bob....

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I’ll have a B please Bob

A f please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll happily have all or any of the above, in any order!

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ohh the last FAF came back negative nill point zilch zero nada nothing no response

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have it all please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

So you're saying you want sausage in your box

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

I'll watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MFBF would be great right now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

So you're saying you want sausage in your box

Your sausage is always welcome in my box Mr M

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

I bet she'll let me watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope "

Will I ever get a yes on fab?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m in. F and B sounds good

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Could do with an F but will have to settle for a B no doubt! Haha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope

Will I ever get a yes on fab?

You can give me a massage?

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By *e.youngguyMan
over a year ago

Derby

F followed by a B sounds great!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

fAM yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope

Will I ever get a yes on fab?

You can give me a massage?"

*slaps hands together and rubs together warming them up….

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope

Will I ever get a yes on fab?

You can give me a massage?"

......queue forms

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope

Will I ever get a yes on fab?

You can give me a massage?

*slaps hands together and rubs together warming them up….

I’ll get the oil ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any and all for me I ain't fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and wake up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope

Will I ever get a yes on fab?

You can give me a massage?

*slaps hands together and rubs together warming them up….

I’ll get the oil ready

Don’t you want it dry?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll have a massage a fuck and a brew please.

You can keep the orgy unless it’s all women then I’ll have one of those too

All woman orgy…..can I watch?

Nope

Will I ever get a yes on fab?

You can give me a massage?

*slaps hands together and rubs together warming them up….

I’ll get the oil ready

Don’t you want it dry?

A dry massage? Oooooooooh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gimme updates people?

Bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

I’ve had no offers - no real offers

I put myself out there and received nothing

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

A hot vimto and massage please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy some crisps and a tit wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well

I’ve had no offers - no real offers

I put myself out there and received nothing

Sorry. Dont blame me. Haha

*I’ve literally popped a meet request up ..

…………. Aaaaaaaaand nothing. I even sent a message to someone local in the area. Deleted.

so that’s my record today. I hope others have more success or I’m going to take the hint this isn’t the place people make connections. And maybe clubs is the way to go.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Well

I’ve had no offers - no real offers

I put myself out there and received nothing

Footballs on. Offers open if I can still watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well

I’ve had no offers - no real offers

I put myself out there and received nothing

Sorry. Dont blame me. Haha

*I’ve literally popped a meet request up ..

…………. Aaaaaaaaand nothing. I even sent a message to someone local in the area. Deleted.

so that’s my record today. I hope others have more success or I’m going to take the hint this isn’t the place people make connections. And maybe clubs is the way to go.

This is shocking

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Inundated with offers? You’d like to prove your not a time waster or fake? Anything with a hole? Horny is knocking need a cocking’?

FAF. FAM. FAB. FAO?

Say you’re in for any of the above and see if anyone else if feeling it with you. Who knows, maybe some aren’t just her for the forums.

Lurkers are very welcome.

F = fuck. M = massage. B = Brew. O = Orgy "

I’m in for any of the above

Please

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"And maybe clubs is the way to go.

There’s no need to swear…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And maybe clubs is the way to go.

There’s no need to swear…..

*50p in the pot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well

I’ve had no offers - no real offers

I put myself out there and received nothing

Sorry. Dont blame me. Haha

*I’ve literally popped a meet request up ..

…………. Aaaaaaaaand nothing. I even sent a message to someone local in the area. Deleted.

so that’s my record today. I hope others have more success or I’m going to take the hint this isn’t the place people make connections. And maybe clubs is the way to go.

This is shocking

But not surprising, which is also shocking.

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