FabSwingers.com forum: GET YA BITS OUT

By *jango1888 OP Man
over a year ago

SOUTHEND-ON-SEA

Tiddies, pum pum, arses, nobs, bum holes.. get em out in here ya fucking dirty dogs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping but only cos I want to see some tiddies. Nobs, not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously

I give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously

I give up"

Did you want this thread to be popular… I can read your dissatisfaction

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Seriously

I give up"

Your eyes are good enough

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Mines normally out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is how a guy should talk to a woman. I can feel the romance already.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

No thanks op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a pum pum? Do I even have a pum pum?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a pum pum? Do I even have a pum pum?

I think it's a poppadom. Plainly d*unk when starting post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is how a guy should talk to a woman. I can feel the romance already. "

Can I put my nob in ya pum pum?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Well and truly out come take a look and fab away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a pum pum? Do I even have a pum pum?

I think it's a poppadom. Plainly d*unk when starting post

I frickin' love them! Omg the ones you fry and they end up twice the size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a pum pum? Do I even have a pum pum?

I believe you do yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is how a guy should talk to a woman. I can feel the romance already.

Can I put my nob in ya pum pum?"

I need to incorporate this in my bio somehow.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a pum pum? Do I even have a pum pum?

I think it's a poppadom. Plainly d*unk when starting post

I frickin' love them! Omg the ones you fry and they end up twice the size "

Maybe that's what he wants to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a pum pum? Do I even have a pum pum?

I think it's a poppadom. Plainly d*unk when starting post

I frickin' love them! Omg the ones you fry and they end up twice the size

Maybe that's what he wants to see

I don't share poppadoms or pums pums

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Now this is how a guy should talk to a woman. I can feel the romance already. "

Shall we book Elvis and the chapel?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a pum pum? Do I even have a pum pum?

I think it's a poppadom. Plainly d*unk when starting post

I frickin' love them! Omg the ones you fry and they end up twice the size

Maybe that's what he wants to see

I don't share poppadoms or pums pums

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"Tiddies, pum pum, arses, nobs, bum holes.. get em out in here ya fucking dirty dogs x"

You go first. Show us your pum pum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Tiddies was used in Yorkshire to mean boobs. I'm hazarding a guess that's what he wants to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats."

That would be Tiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Tiddies was used in Yorkshire to mean boobs. I'm hazarding a guess that's what he wants to see.

Oh I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats."

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

I know. That's very rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

One day…..me, you, some Tiddles, a pum pum, and a nob?

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

One day…..me, you, some Tiddles, a pum pum, and a nob? "

A hobnob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb"

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

One day…..me, you, some Tiddles, a pum pum, and a nob? "

I bring the cat you bring the hob nobs and a pum pum, I take it it a pum pum is like a cushion

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?"

Character off are you being served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?

Character off are you being served

They'd be dead now then surely?

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?"

Oh my god I’m so old

That’s it . I’m giving up on making cultural references , that I then have to explain to the youth

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?

Character off are you being served

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?

Oh my god I’m so old

That’s it . I’m giving up on making cultural references , that I then have to explain to the youth

I'm older than you

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?

Character off are you being served

They'd be dead now then surely?

Molly Sugden has left the stage (yep, she's cold in the ground)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is how a guy should talk to a woman. I can feel the romance already.

Can I put my nob in ya pum pum?

I need to incorporate this in my bio somehow. "

Op eats jerk chicken once. Buddy Inna Yuh Pum Pum- Charley Blacks

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?

Character off are you being served

They'd be dead now then surely?

Molly Sugden has left the stage (yep, she's cold in the ground)

Rip pussy

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

I thought it said tiddles at first. I’m wondering why he wants to see cats.

Oh god! He's not seeing my cat either

You wouldn’t get that negativity from mrs slocomb

Who?

Oh my god I’m so old

That’s it . I’m giving up on making cultural references , that I then have to explain to the youth

I'm older than you

Time has been kind to one of us

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Seriously

I give up"

Give up and get your pum pum out for heaven's sake!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Flower garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Flower garden"

Oh I don't have one of them, my flower got frostbite and it's dead now

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I took the bins out,does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a romantic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new chat up line is going to be;

Wanna bump pum pums??

You have a pum pum, I have a pum pum. Wanna bump it?

Hey! My pum pum would look good on your pum pum??

So ready for this

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My new chat up line is going to be;

Wanna bump pum pums??

You have a pum pum, I have a pum pum. Wanna bump it?

Hey! My pum pum would look good on your pum pum??

So ready for this

I'm sold. Let's get it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new chat up line is going to be;

Wanna bump pum pums??

You have a pum pum, I have a pum pum. Wanna bump it?

Hey! My pum pum would look good on your pum pum??

So ready for this

Instead of saying FAF its Buddy Inna Yuh Pum Pum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new chat up line is going to be;

Wanna bump pum pums??

You have a pum pum, I have a pum pum. Wanna bump it?

Hey! My pum pum would look good on your pum pum??

So ready for this

Instead of saying FAF its Buddy Inna Yuh Pum Pum

Sounds like a rap song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new chat up line is going to be;

Wanna bump pum pums??

You have a pum pum, I have a pum pum. Wanna bump it?

Hey! My pum pum would look good on your pum pum??

So ready for this

Instead of saying FAF its Buddy Inna Yuh Pum Pum

Sounds like a rap song

It is Buddy Inna Yuh Pum Pum- Charley Blacks

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Everything out here on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything out here on the beach

PDI? I get there one day

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm sure nobody wants to see Clinton's lol

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By *wetchek69TV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Tiddies, pum pum, arses, nobs, bum holes.. get em out in here ya fucking dirty dogs x"

I'm in the middle of a spring clean, so my bits are all out all over the place, but I take slight exception to "fucking dirty dog", it's not that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Jamaican for vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Jamaican for vagina

Oh I see, thank you! you really are a clever clogs, all knowing like a person who knows everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any requests "

Do you know Build me up Buttercup?? Can you sing that for me please in Dunster???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been an education.

I never knew what a pum pum was until today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any requests

Do you know Build me up Buttercup?? Can you sing that for me please in Dunster??? "

That actually happens to my tribute act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has been an education.

I never knew what a pum pum was until today.

Ask Magneto, he knows

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Any requests

Do you know Build me up Buttercup?? Can you sing that for me please in Dunster??? "

“Dum de dum, dum de dum….Why Do You Build Me Up”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any requests

Do you know Build me up Buttercup?? Can you sing that for me please in Dunster???

That actually happens to my tribute act"

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any requests

Do you know Build me up Buttercup?? Can you sing that for me please in Dunster???

“Dum de dum, dum de dum….Why Do You Build Me Up”"

Keep going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are always out at home

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Any requests

Do you know Build me up Buttercup?? Can you sing that for me please in Dunster???

“Dum de dum, dum de dum….Why Do You Build Me Up”

Keep going! "

“Build Me Up Buttercup, Just To Let Me Down”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is how a guy should talk to a woman. I can feel the romance already. "

The real romeo & juliet.

Poerty on motion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to this thread

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Happy to flash

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Jamaican for vagina

Oh I see, thank you! you really are a clever clogs, all knowing like a person who knows everything!

Just from living in multicultural Birmingham mayyyyyte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Jamaican for vagina

Oh I see, thank you! you really are a clever clogs, all knowing like a person who knows everything!

Just from living in multicultural Birmingham mayyyyyte.

Have you had jerk rice?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Jamaican for vagina

Oh I see, thank you! you really are a clever clogs, all knowing like a person who knows everything!

Just from living in multicultural Birmingham mayyyyyte.

Have you had jerk rice?"

Are you Jamie Oliver? No one wants your jerk rice

I'll stick with the curry goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a tiddie?? I don't know if I have a tiddie either!

Irish for tits.

Alright then clever clogs, what is a pum pum???

Jamaican for vagina

Oh I see, thank you! you really are a clever clogs, all knowing like a person who knows everything!

Just from living in multicultural Birmingham mayyyyyte.

Have you had jerk rice?

Are you Jamie Oliver? No one wants your jerk rice

I'll stick with the curry goat. "

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