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.•° Saturday Night Lamentation °•.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whatevëries...

I miss the good old days when we used to talk about fake profiles and men not having much luck. Indeed, even those hedonistic days when someone asked about profile advice.

And now, sadly, we trawl the fab airwaves collecting the crustacea of big toe fetishes, underpants sniffing part I, II and III, fancying vintage women over 30½, dodgy Aussies, mushroom penises, grandma's grammar, uncle Pete's Y-front comparisons and the poxy monkeys.

Thank goodness for cake.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

In!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Poxy vintage Aussie, present and incorrect

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Poxy vintage Aussie, present and incorrect "

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Vintage? You should be bottled...and shipped backed to the Antipodes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Poxy vintage Aussie, present and incorrect

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Vintage? You should be bottled...and shipped backed to the Antipodes."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Poxy vintage Aussie, present and incorrect

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Vintage? You should be bottled...and shipped backed to the Antipodes.

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You're a genie in a bottle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Poxy vintage Aussie, present and incorrect

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Vintage? You should be bottled...and shipped backed to the Antipodes.

You're a genie in a bottle "

You've gotta rub me the right way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Poxy vintage Aussie, present and incorrect

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Vintage? You should be bottled...and shipped backed to the Antipodes.

You're a genie in a bottle

You've gotta rub me the right way "

Bend over then

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Poxy vintage Aussie, present and incorrect

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Vintage? You should be bottled...and shipped backed to the Antipodes.

You're a genie in a bottle

You've gotta rub me the right way "

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Massage in a bottle??

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Vintage women . I'm taking that one

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Vintage women . I'm taking that one "

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Are you corked?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Vintage women . I'm taking that one

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Are you corked?"

No but I have been laid down and well aged...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Vintage women . I'm taking that one

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Are you corked?

No but I have been laid down and well aged..."

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1956, 1957 and 1958 were great years. You need decanting....before imbibing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss the old days

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Every day is an old and getting older day

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I totally agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Cake, I’m here for cake

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Cake, I’m here for cake "

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We should open a patisserie and call it "Cleavåge & Cåke". I would masterbake all day.

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