FabSwingers.com forum: Slack women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman who does the least pelvic floor exercises!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that advertises vwe 8"+ only...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one with the most children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one with the most children.

I have two kids but came out of the delivery room squeezing my pelvic floors for fear of being slack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D. Because purple apples can't jump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one with the most children.

I've got 3 and get moaned at because i can be too tight at time....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was scared to have sex first time after id given birth cause i thought he would "fall in" he just said you cant tell any difference at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one who inherited the well-known 'slack fanny gene'......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this one of those trick questions? Is it the one with the "NO SPILLUNKING" tattoo on her thighs.

I find it offputting when you reach into her knickers for a fumble and find what you think is a tampon string, but turns out to be a drawstring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the profile pic of her using a 2 litre bottle as a sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the profile pic of her using a 2 litre bottle as a sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm the one with the least amount of shoes?

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

The one that goes tick tock cos someone left there watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this one of those trick questions? Is it the one with the "NO SPILLUNKING" tattoo on her thighs.

I find it offputting when you reach into her knickers for a fumble and find what you think is a tampon string, but turns out to be a drawstring. "

That's the second coffee I've spat all over the table today, thanks to you Jodie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who has 50 Chilean miners reappearing from between her thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do laugh at some of the slack comments. I've had 6 kids. Can be fisted and have had lots of men. Yet hurt a guy's cock the other day because I was to tight

It did amuse me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a c section so does that mean im super tight? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went with a very slack woman and whilst shagging her she asked, "Have you taken any precautions?"

I replied, "Yer luv, I've tied me foot to the sink!"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just a horrid expression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is extremely subjective and I would require all three woman to present themselves for a thorough investigation by myself, a bottle of lube and a small panel of experts.

Only them would I be in a position to provide a definitive response to the original question with a firm grounding in scientific fact and the data to back it up.

I would be more than happy to then present a paper and a series of photographs detailing my findings (though I am aware that this site does not allow pictures where a lady has taken my entire hand inside her!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet i PMSL@the formula posted - are you borded today lol

If im not mistaken- if a women does her pelvic exercises etc; her vagina stays in shape

I have had a few women over the years with and without wife on swinging scene and have experinced women who love have lots of fingers in there pussy etc, but who afterwards feel great to be inside with cock; so exercising must do some good eh ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide veris so no one can tell how much fun one is having it not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umm the one with the least amount of shoes?

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ha ha ha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience number of children, number of sexual partners, frequency of sex etc has very little to do with overall internal vault capacity.

Around an hour after a good fisting, you will find that a lady will naturally become extremely 'tight' - so putting to bed the myth that ladies who partake of fisting have a 'Tardis Muff'

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"The woman who does the least pelvic floor exercises!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one who gets fisted by mr shovel hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like the 'internal vault capacity' reference. Brilliant! At last something that women can use to demonstrate their wares. No lynx cans or donuts needed.

Another urban myth busted by the Fabsters.

I had a bloke giving me oral once and he said I was "hot hot hot". I thought it was a compliment... Until I realised it was an echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shagging a particularly cavernous woman once who moaned, "You ain't got a very big organ have ya mate!"

I replied, "It ain't used to playing a fucking cathedral luv!"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

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The one who has a speculum stuck up her foo foo.

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By *st timers 2012Couple
over a year ago

helmsdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.

Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and someo nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.

Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known. "

Lmao

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"The woman who does the least pelvic floor exercises!!! "

damn... that would have been my answer....

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Confucius say....."Man who complains most about slack pussies is man with itzy bitzy cock"

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

"The one with the profile pic of her using a 2 litre bottle as a sex toy

hahahaha

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

the one where you lost your wrist watch......

think about it.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confucius say....."Man who complains most about slack pussies is man with itzy bitzy cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.

Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known. "

Jodie that's lovely of you to offer, thank you. However you do know that things shrink in the wash, right? After shagging lots of women and getting your cock wet so many times it would be the size of a chipolata.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.u

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

the one where you lost your wrist watch......

think about it.......

Or your necklace....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i read about a woman who was quite young and hadnt had any children and she had bladder problems and her doctor said she needed to do pelvic floor excersises. i met a doctor and asked him about it and he said the more kids a woman has and also if she has a child later on in life when she is older then the less likely it is that the muscles will go back to how they were.

also i read that it doesnt make any difference how often you have sex.

having sex and orgasms is good for your pelvic floor muscles after giving birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know Scarlet, believe me I know. My previous attempts at scientific shagging

have unfortunately reduced me from "immense" down to "massive" and now I am merely "give it a minute til i'm comfortable"

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

As seemed to be the common thing for guys to use a sky remote as a size guide can I propose all members have to post said picture, if a member needs to use multiple remotes this should answer OP's question. Further more a feature added into the search page to aid those wishing to meet the more accommodating members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.

Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known. "

I am entire in agreement with the notion of a double blind study followed by an opportunity to re_iew and collate the findings over a nice glass of sherry.

...oh and as for punishing toys, I have rather a nice one which is 13 inches in circumference - will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman who's fanny sounds like someone blowing over a bottle when she cocks her leg over her next shag

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Any one else reading this tread and realising they are doing pelvic floor exercises whilst reading lol !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the one that has just knocked a guy back for a meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that 13 inches circumference is a good start. But this research should possibly be conducted with the ultimate goal of producing the mac-daddy of lady part pleasers.

Something that is capable of pleasuring those with a fanny like a mouses ear right up to those who get mistaken for the Blackwall tunnel.

It might take a lot of sherry to come up with that. We may have to break out the Absinthe, the drink by which all great discoveries are made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is not true that a woman who has a lot of sex has a slacker vagina. I dont know why people make these daft statements.

Childbirth can have an effect, age can have an effect, or just genetically some women dont have such good muscle tone as others.

Pelvic floor exercises are helpful for stress incontinence issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that 13 inches circumference is a good start. But this research should possibly be conducted with the ultimate goal of producing the mac-daddy of lady part pleasers.

Something that is capable of pleasuring those with a fanny like a mouses ear right up to those who get mistaken for the Blackwall tunnel.

It might take a lot of sherry to come up with that. We may have to break out the Absinthe, the drink by which all great discoveries are made. "

Well if I put both fists together that's a 26 inch 'toy'!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"It is not true that a woman who has a lot of sex has a slacker vagina. I dont know why people make these daft statements.

Childbirth can have an effect, age can have an effect, or just genetically some women dont have such good muscle tone as others.

Pelvic floor exercises are helpful for stress incontinence issues

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or it could just be the simple fact guys cocks a tiddler and rather than say that they will blame the woman for havinging a slack pussy

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Confucius say....."Man who complains most about slack pussies is man with itzy bitzy cock"

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aint that the truth!! Lol he also says man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day?!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Any one else reading this tread and realising they are doing pelvic floor exercises whilst reading lol !!!!

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LMFAO! Yeap! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

"
ooooh its like one of those maths questions you get in exams

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one with the biggest feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one with the biggest feet?"

You might not be far wrong on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was weird lol.. The more sex we had the tighter she got.. Some men actually complained she was to tight.. And i know i aint small either. i measured

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex was weird lol.. The more sex we had the tighter she got.. Some men actually complained she was to tight.. And i know i aint small either. i measured

haha "

That's normal. What happens to muscles when you work them?

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one with the biggest feet?"

Oi! Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex was weird lol.. The more sex we had the tighter she got.. Some men actually complained she was to tight.. And i know i aint small either. i measured

haha "

What measuring tool did you use, the sky remote, the can of lynx (travel size), or a 20 pack of Marlboro fags?

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

Fcuking hell lady I was shit at algebra at school, where does the slackest fanny give you the value of "X"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Grace Mugabe.

Oops sorry, I thought it was "has the biggest cunt" not "slackest fanny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that is nicknamed 'Snail' because it drags along the floor leaving a trail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that is nicknamed 'Snail' because it drags along the floor leaving a trail?

Her fanny might not be that slack tho

She might just have short legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex was weird lol.. The more sex we had the tighter she got.. Some men actually complained she was to tight.. And i know i aint small either. i measured

haha

That's normal. What happens to muscles when you work them?

Cali"

Do they get slack?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Any one else reading this tread and realising they are doing pelvic floor exercises whilst reading lol !!!!

No!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

Coleen Nolan and other Loose Women

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a simple test.

Each of the women needs to be tested by the same three Richards in this order:

Small Dick

Middle Dick

Big Dick

Then Small Dick returns to each woman in turn and gives his verdict.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a thought OP.

If you are having trouble touching the side because your willy resembles a tic tac, could you stick a couple.of fingers up the womans bum to take the slack up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a slack fanny lol actually I just love fanny they all need seeing to hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a thought OP.

If you are having trouble touching the side because your willy resembles a tic tac, could you stick a couple.of fingers up the womans bum to take the slack up?"

Yes, that's one way of trying to fill the void but alas with some women it's like throwing a sausage up an alley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a slack fanny lol actually I just love fanny they all need seeing to hehe

Thats my boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a slack fanny lol actually I just love fanny they all need seeing to hehe

Thats my boy.

Lol I wish!

Imagine if they said the same about bent dicks lol to many fussy ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.

I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.

In which case with certain internal parts removed yes their more spacious, so nevermind the fact they have to get over major surgery they also have the psychological trauma to follow. Ohvand of course if they happen to be on site put up with being ridiculed.

And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.

I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.

And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."

Its not you he's talking about is it? That just isn't on!

Has he tried sticking a couple of fingers.....nope, better not.....

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"I was scared to have sex first time after id given birth cause i thought he would "fall in" he just said you cant tell any difference at all"

Difference at all.......difference at all.......difference at a.....difference at.....difference..... Differ......dif...............

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I was scared to have sex first time after id given birth cause i thought he would "fall in" he just said you cant tell any difference at all

Difference at all.......difference at all.......difference at a.....difference at.....difference..... Differ......dif..............."

i would have just said hello....hello.....hello.........hell.......hell.........hel................he.............h...............................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.

I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.

And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."

Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!!

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over a year ago

"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.

I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.

And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."

Sense of humour failure?

It's just banter. Joking around. I think something else is seriously sensitive.

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over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!"

I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.

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over a year ago

"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.

I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.

And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive.

Sense of humour failure?

It's just banter. Joking around. I think something else is seriously sensitive. "

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over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

The one with the most children.

I've got 3 and get moaned at because i can be too tight at time....

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I've 4 and still get complimented on my tightness

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!!

Although I did have one man tell me that I was missing something when he couldn't find my cervix, he didn't say I was slack.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!

I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.

Room for a little un ?

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!

I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.

WOW! Impressive!

Is that full size Coke?

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over a year ago

I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.

I carried three people in mine, not all at once though.

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over a year ago

Andy says the worst thing is a Fanny that is too tight, We have had a couple of girls that couldn't take his whole cock. Its big but not abnormal. He puts it down to their nerves, but finds it a frustrating experience. It did make Me feel like a bit of a bucket fanny.

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over a year ago

"Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!!

Although I did have one man tell me that I was missing something when he couldn't find my cervix, he didn't say I was slack."

It puts a whole new slant on hide and seek !!

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over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!

I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.

WOW! Impressive!

Is that full size Coke?"

Thank you.

Yes big bottles of full fat , none of that lightweight diet stuff. And a 12" pizza. In a box.

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over a year ago

"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.

I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.

And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive.

Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!!

You had a hysterical rectum from airfix?

All I had was old war planes and yhe odd car to glue together

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over a year ago

And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."

Trust me to end up being an inch short.

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!

I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.

WOW! Impressive!

Is that full size Coke?

Thank you.

Yes big bottles of full fat , none of that lightweight diet stuff. And a 12" pizza. In a box.

thick or thin crust? the pizza that is! full range of toppings including tuna and anchovies?

any side orders?

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over a year ago

"i read about a woman who was quite young and hadnt had any children and she had bladder problems and her doctor said she needed to do pelvic floor excersises. i met a doctor and asked him about it and he said the more kids a woman has and also if she has a child later on in life when she is older then the less likely it is that the muscles will go back to how they were.

also i read that it doesnt make any difference how often you have sex.

having sex and orgasms is good for your pelvic floor muscles after giving birth."

I've gave birth. 9 times n still get told I'm tight :-

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

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"I was scared to have sex first time after id given birth cause i thought he would "fall in" he just said you cant tell any difference at all

Difference at all.......difference at all.......difference at a.....difference at.....difference..... Differ......dif...............

i would have just said hello....hello.....hello.........hell.......hell.........hel................he.............h...............................

ah yes, but the statement he made was probably while he was down there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confucius say....."Man who complains most about slack pussies is man with itzy bitzy cock"

Or a man who is physically insensitive, and this the type of man who usually has problems getting it up in the first place.

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over a year ago

Bypasses going cheap!

Come and get your bypasses...todays offer is a sense of humour bypass, if you have the charisma one as well, we will do a b.o.g.o.f deal

Roll up! Roll up! Bypasses going cheap!!

ROLL UP!! Once it's gone, it's gone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sickos yuk. What a topic. Xx

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over a year ago

"Sickos yuk. What a topic. Xx"

....... nope that's the squirrel shit thread, a hazelnut in every bite.

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over a year ago

"Sickos yuk. What a topic. Xx"

Talking about ladies and their fannies on a swingers site?! Whatever next?

Utter filth!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"Any one else reading this tread and realising they are doing pelvic floor exercises whilst reading lol !!!!

now you mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slacker the better i think

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The one who brings a bottle of to a meet without having to carry it in her hands

Now that would be a surprise to find.

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over a year ago

"The one who brings a bottle of to a meet without having to carry it in her hands

Now that would be a surprise to find. "

And a pizza....

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over a year ago

"The one who brings a bottle of to a meet without having to carry it in her hands

Now that would be a surprise to find.

And a pizza....

...with chicken toppings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's men with little dicks who call women slack

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over a year ago

"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.

Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.

Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.

Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.

..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??

As far as I can remember, someone said a woman was 'slack' for meeting lots of guys. My point in the OP was that all 3 women in my examples had the same number of shags- so how the heck does having sex with more men make any difference.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some of them may have walked in with their cock resting in a barrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I would love to see the OPs question make it into an A-Level Biology exam.

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