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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Top tip for women in gyms: Make yourself look twice the height, by simply NOT pulling your leggings up to your boobs and pulling your workout bra down below your naval.

(Definitely stop doing this if you’re trying to hide your tummy. we all love seeing tummy’s anyway, regardless of their size and shape.!)

You’re welcome x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not sure women are that bothered by how tall they look in the gym.

If I pulled my sports bra down to my naval, my nipples would be out so I assume they're wearing a long line one that is supposed to look like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure women are that bothered by how tall they look in the gym.

If I pulled my sports bra down to my naval, my nipples would be out so I assume they're wearing a long line one that is supposed to look like that. "

Love to see your nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip for guys in gyms:

Stop being so preoccupied by what women wear.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I expect they dress for their own comfort

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"Top tip for guys in gyms:

Stop being so preoccupied by what women wear. "

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"Top tip for women in gyms: Make yourself look twice the height, by simply NOT pulling your leggings up to your boobs and pulling your workout bra down below your naval.

(Definitely stop doing this if you’re trying to hide your tummy. we all love seeing tummy’s anyway, regardless of their size and shape.!)

You’re welcome x

Literally nobody asked for your advice. Nobody.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I feel this is advice you should give in person. Then come back here and tell us how well it's been received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip for men everywhere. Women couldn’t give a fuck about your opinions.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Top tip.

If you feel the need to judge what others do at gyms, especially taking sly photos or videos, or making comments on social media about what you've seen......

Then workout at home.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Tip tip for men in gyms ...do your work out and go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I expect they dress for their own comfort

Great pics.

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

You lost me at gym

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I expect they dress for their own comfort

Great pics.

Thank you

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"Top tip for women in gyms: Make yourself look twice the height, by simply NOT pulling your leggings up to your boobs and pulling your workout bra down below your naval.

(Definitely stop doing this if you’re trying to hide your tummy. we all love seeing tummy’s anyway, regardless of their size and shape.!)

You’re welcome x

Best tip I could give guys is stop caring what women wear on the gym. If you’ve formed an opinion on that, I suspect you’ve been looking at them too much too. They’ve noticed and it does make them uncomfortable. Stop that please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top tip for guys in gyms:

Stop being so preoccupied by what women wear. "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You lost me at gym

Haha same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can we not just fucking exercise in peace? Just had a guy follow me round the park trying to talk to me, even after I made it very clear to him he was making me uncomfortable

I'm there to walk, not to talk.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I ever get to a gym again I'm going to wear the shortest crop top and shorts so men can watch my flab fly around.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I expect they dress for their own comfort

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Top tip for guys in gyms:

Stop being so preoccupied by what women wear. "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I ever get to a gym again I'm going to wear the shortest crop top and shorts so men can watch my flab fly around.

Perfect. Be bold.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

But I don't want to look 10ft tall

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't go to the gym either so I'm safe

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Any advice to make men taller? I don't have flat shoes and hate that on squats when I go without shoes, I have to go on my tippy toes to get the bar off the rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice to make men taller? I don't have flat shoes and hate that on squats when I go without shoes, I have to go on my tippy toes to get the bar off the rack

Platforms with goldfish in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to look taller. I am tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lost me at gym

Haha same

Yep me too!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Any advice to make men taller? I don't have flat shoes and hate that on squats when I go without shoes, I have to go on my tippy toes to get the bar off the rack

Platforms with goldfish in

Ok, so I Googled this and I now hate you for making me know this a real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice to make men taller? I don't have flat shoes and hate that on squats when I go without shoes, I have to go on my tippy toes to get the bar off the rack

Platforms with goldfish in

Ok, so I Googled this and I now hate you for making me want a pair

Go for it mate. You’ll look cool as fuck

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The only time I get bothered by what people are wearing at the gym is when they wear something inappropriate.

Those that wear the old style plimsolls to run on a treadmill always makes me wince.

My all time favourite was a woman who got on the treadmill next to me wearing bootcut jeans. No idea why but she did have the proper trainers on. She ran for a good 30 minutes.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Any advice to make men taller? I don't have flat shoes and hate that on squats when I go without shoes, I have to go on my tippy toes to get the bar off the rack

Platforms with goldfish in

Ok, so I Googled this and I now hate you for making me want a pair

Go for it mate. You’ll look cool as fuck

With the socks of course. This could be the next stage in the evolution of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice to make men taller? I don't have flat shoes and hate that on squats when I go without shoes, I have to go on my tippy toes to get the bar off the rack

Platforms with goldfish in

Ok, so I Googled this and I now hate you for making me want a pair

Go for it mate. You’ll look cool as fuck

With the socks of course. This could be the next stage in the evolution of it!

You’ll have boohooMAN deal by the end of next week

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"The only time I get bothered by what people are wearing at the gym is when they wear something inappropriate.

Those that wear the old style plimsolls to run on a treadmill always makes me wince.

My all time favourite was a woman who got on the treadmill next to me wearing bootcut jeans. No idea why but she did have the proper trainers on. She ran for a good 30 minutes."

She probably read this thread and decided to wear something that wouldn't turn her into an object of sexual desire whilst using a gym for its intended purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Platforms with goldfish in

Haha this has made my day!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

You could just get on with your workout and let them get on with theirs, there's a tip

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Tip for men everywhere. Women couldn’t give a fuck about your opinions."

Definitely.

Top tip for men. Mind your own business.

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Thanks for the non tip.

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Top tip for women in gyms: Make yourself look twice the height, by simply NOT pulling your leggings up to your boobs and pulling your workout bra down below your naval.

(Definitely stop doing this if you’re trying to hide your tummy. we all love seeing tummy’s anyway, regardless of their size and shape.!)

You’re welcome x

The what now?

Ok, here's the thing...when you are at the gym... mind your business, DO your workout, and never give advice unless someone asks for it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could just get on with your workout and let them get on with theirs, there's a tip "

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By *oungcouple1993xCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

What an off piece of unsolicited advice

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By *oungcouple1993xCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What an off piece of unsolicited advice

*Odd

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you time to look at woman your not working out anuff

Also

They can’t help it most gym leggings are high waisted

For support and ment to be up that high

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"What an off piece of unsolicited advice

*Odd"

To be fair it works with either word

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

Ooff, burnt! Savage!

"Top tip for guys in gyms:

Stop being so preoccupied by what women wear. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focus on yourself when you are in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hate mirrors. Only look in one small bathroom one to pin my hair back... Caught sight of myself in the gym one week, swore it will never happen again

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

How were you expecting this to go OP?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"How were you expecting this to go OP?

I think he's under the misguided opinion that women only feel worth and wanted if a man wants to fuck them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have you limited your advice to just telling women how to dress when they’re at the gym OP? I’m sure woman would love some tips from you on how to dress when at work, when socialising with friends, when relaxing at home etc.

On behalf of all men I’d like to thank you for posting this so that now hopefully more women dress how we want them to…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, women spend just as much time gawking and drooling over men at the gym.

Go look on youtube. Thousands of clips of women harassing men who are just there to work out. One special one is the woman that took notes about a guys routine so she could be there the same days as him and try to ask him out. Didn't matter how many time he rejected her, there she was filming him and watching him.

This isn't a gender problem people. It's a shitty people problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, women spend just as much time gawking and drooling over men at the gym.

This isn't a gender problem people. It's a shitty people problem. "

Here's just one to get you started. Then tell me how this is a problem men need to deal with.

https://youtu.be/fLZwZyndc58

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm sat down or lying down 100% of my time in the gym.

Message does not compute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, women spend just as much time gawking and drooling over men at the gym.

This isn't a gender problem people. It's a shitty people problem.

Here's just one to get you started. Then tell me how this is a problem men need to deal with.

https://youtu.be/fLZwZyndc58"

What are you talking about? The OP was telling women how to dress so not sure what a youtub clip of something else is at all relevant.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol"

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, women spend just as much time gawking and drooling over men at the gym.

This isn't a gender problem people. It's a shitty people problem.

Here's just one to get you started. Then tell me how this is a problem men need to deal with.

https://youtu.be/fLZwZyndc58"

Or how about just harassment in general

https://youtu.be/ou5W-lKksF0

Women do this stuff too. Not saying it's a justification for men to do it. But don't all act like only men do this crap because they don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, women spend just as much time gawking and drooling over men at the gym.

This isn't a gender problem people. It's a shitty people problem.

Here's just one to get you started. Then tell me how this is a problem men need to deal with.

https://youtu.be/fLZwZyndc58

What are you talking about? The OP was telling women how to dress so not sure what a youtub clip of something else is at all relevant. "

Read the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, women spend just as much time gawking and drooling over men at the gym.

This isn't a gender problem people. It's a shitty people problem.

Here's just one to get you started. Then tell me how this is a problem men need to deal with.

https://youtu.be/fLZwZyndc58

What are you talking about? The OP was telling women how to dress so not sure what a youtub clip of something else is at all relevant.

Read the thread."

I did and as usual there's people that are trying to deflect from the real issue.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"You know, women spend just as much time gawking and drooling over men at the gym.

This isn't a gender problem people. It's a shitty people problem.

Here's just one to get you started. Then tell me how this is a problem men need to deal with.

https://youtu.be/fLZwZyndc58

What are you talking about? The OP was telling women how to dress so not sure what a youtub clip of something else is at all relevant.

Read the thread.

I did and as usual there's people that are trying to deflect from the real issue.

Not anymore he's not

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!"

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha"

I meant gyms! Not you*

*Obviously I'd have to smell for myself to confirm, scientifically speaking...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha

I meant gyms! Not you*

*Obviously I'd have to smell for myself to confirm, scientifically speaking..."

Some nightclubs smell like that as well

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha

I meant gyms! Not you*

*Obviously I'd have to smell for myself to confirm, scientifically speaking..."

Feel free to sniff me all you like. I don't mind doing my bit all in the name of science after all

mind I do get sweaty after a workout though so fresh sweat isn't too bad.. in theory that is lol

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha

I meant gyms! Not you*

*Obviously I'd have to smell for myself to confirm, scientifically speaking...

Some nightclubs smell like that as well

Thats normally my running shorts after a good run. Peeling them off is a nightmare though lol is like I glued the fuckers to myself most of the time

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha

I meant gyms! Not you*

*Obviously I'd have to smell for myself to confirm, scientifically speaking...

Some nightclubs smell like that as well

Thats normally my running shorts after a good run. Peeling them off is a nightmare though lol is like I glued the fuckers to myself most of the time "

I used to do boxing and hit training, I needed help getting my top off after and I'm sure I could have got a pint out of it

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha

I meant gyms! Not you*

*Obviously I'd have to smell for myself to confirm, scientifically speaking...

Some nightclubs smell like that as well

Thats normally my running shorts after a good run. Peeling them off is a nightmare though lol is like I glued the fuckers to myself most of the time

I used to do boxing and hit training, I needed help getting my top off after and I'm sure I could have got a pint out of it

I hear HIT training can be tough. So wanna try it though.. probably end up dying to be fair lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I don't visit the gym so I feel like I'm missing a treat here thats for sure lol

Sign me up for a gym membership lol

Nah, they smell like manky man sweat and cheesy feet!

I hope that's not a reference to me lol I don't smell that bad haha

I meant gyms! Not you*

*Obviously I'd have to smell for myself to confirm, scientifically speaking...

Some nightclubs smell like that as well

Thats normally my running shorts after a good run. Peeling them off is a nightmare though lol is like I glued the fuckers to myself most of the time

I used to do boxing and hit training, I needed help getting my top off after and I'm sure I could have got a pint out of it

I hear HIT training can be tough. So wanna try it though.. probably end up dying to be fair lol"

It's killer, especially when combined with actually hitting people and being hit in between everything else

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What about being HIIT on? How sweaty does one get?!

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