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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..

What's going on here guys..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the equivalent of a wasp sting unless you have an underlying allergy

Don't try to pick them up and you'll be fine

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Could be worse.

Could be land sharks with lazers.

A

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I wish i could go in hibernation for 20 years and come back to scare people

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Very poisonous?

You're reading the Daily Exaggeration, aren't you, Thomas?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Noooooooo

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..

What's going on here guys.."

Old news Tom.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Global Warming

We will have lots of Mediterranean species in the UK soon for you to tell us about Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These poisonous buggers will create havoc this year...they are multiplying...they are dangerous, they are here..

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've got more important things to worry about

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I've got more important things to worry about "

Such as ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I've got more important things to worry about

Such as ?"

Monkeypox is more of a concern than some spider being a bit more populous.

It's not like they actively try and poison humans...

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston


"Very poisonous?

You're reading the Daily Exaggeration, aren't you, Thomas?"

Or maybe the Daily Fail!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These poisonous buggers are a concern...of course they deliberately bite...

They don't bite by accident

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there


"These poisonous buggers are a concern...of course they deliberately bite...

They don't bite by accident "

Tom - you are turning into buzzfeed with your non news news… these spiders have been in the uk for well over 10 years, leave them alone & you’ll be fine, swoosh them away with something & you’ll be fine, start playing with them & there’s a small chance they bite…. No different than wasps, bees, hornets.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..

What's going on here guys.."

Bloody hell Tom, we did this with the fecking Adder story last month

Poisonous = Ingested

Venomous = Injected

stop eating the bloody wildlife and you'll be fine, yer fruit loop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't panic Tom. I'm sure pest control spray available somewhere which will kill the little buggers, after all I'm sure they dont wear gas masks (or do they)?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I've got more important things to worry about

Such as ?"

Meteorites, summer, bills,cost of living,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I for one welcome our new arachnid overlords.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..

What's going on here guys.."

Venomous, not poisonous.

Not very deadly either.

About as deadly as the monkeypox.

C

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..

What's going on here guys..

Venomous, not poisonous.

Not very deadly either.

About as deadly as the monkeypox.

C"

What about monkeypox + spider bite? What does that equation equal?! Maybe add a jellyfish in for good measure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish i could go in hibernation for 20 years and come back to scare people "

There will be headlines about reincarnated T-Rex next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..

What's going on here guys..

Bloody hell Tom, we did this with the fecking Adder story last month

Poisonous = Ingested

Venomous = Injected

stop eating the bloody wildlife and you'll be fine, yer fruit loop! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I wish i could go in hibernation for 20 years and come back to scare people "

Maybe ask to be reincarnated as an anthrax spore? Very hardy things

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"I wish i could go in hibernation for 20 years and come back to scare people

There will be headlines about reincarnated T-Rex next! "

I won't be nobody pet

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"I wish i could go in hibernation for 20 years and come back to scare people

Maybe ask to be reincarnated as an anthrax spore? Very hardy things "

Sounds boring because i tried convid19, now nobody cares

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Tom why have you never done a thread on weever fish, now those buggers are a right menace.

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