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"Surely you’d take two though?" I thought hard about this one and very risky business. Apart from all the hanky panky, anyone multiplying could risk the ark capsizing. So I am afraid its just the one or refusing boarding  | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though?" And there was silly old me thinking that ma best mate Brother Dave was a professional goalpost mover | |||
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"Cows. I’m not going 40 days and 40 nights without a steak." You arr now trying to sneak a second one on. Its either your dodo or your cow | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though?" Two animals or two species? | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? Two animals or two species?" Two animals of the same species | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? Two animals or two species?" It does not matter. You are only allowed one animal of any species you like, just the one, uno. | |||
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"Cows. I’m not going 40 days and 40 nights without a steak. You arr now trying to sneak a second one on. Its either your dodo or your cow "A dodo doesn’t exist. I was planning on 40 days in solitary bliss but realise I need beef in my life. | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? Two animals or two species? It does not matter. You are only allowed one animal of any species you like, just the one, uno. "Then your original post is wrong . . . . .  | |||
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"Cows. I’m not going 40 days and 40 nights without a steak. You arr now trying to sneak a second one on. Its either your dodo or your cow
A dodo doesn’t exist. I was planning on 40 days in solitary bliss but realise I need beef in my life."OK the cow is on but will be under 24/7 protection. Bring your own steak, you are not having the cow | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? Two animals or two species? It does not matter. You are only allowed one animal of any species you like, just the one, uno.
Then your original post is wrong . . . . . "That's fine, you now had clarification | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though?" As of this poster ! Surely have to have male n female of species White tigers | |||
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"I'd take bees " Already a dog on board so make the dog doesn't step on a bee  | |||
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"Cows. I’m not going 40 days and 40 nights without a steak. You arr now trying to sneak a second one on. Its either your dodo or your cow
A dodo doesn’t exist. I was planning on 40 days in solitary bliss but realise I need beef in my life.
OK the cow is on but will be under 24/7 protection. Bring your own steak, you are not having the cow "I think you’re underestimating my sneakiness. | |||
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"2 unicorns please "Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first | |||
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"Goats. Barn Owls. " As I like goats, I will bring the goat and you bring the owl as you are allowed one only | |||
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"Tiger" Boarded already | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though?" Two animals of one species I was assuming. | |||
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"2 unicorns please
Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first "You can't have animals going in one by one on an Ark | |||
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"Goats. Barn Owls. As I like goats, I will bring the goat and you bring the owl as you are allowed one only" 2 of us givevme back my Goat she wanted the stupid owl.. | |||
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"2 unicorns please
Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first "You what? It's an ark. It gets two of everything, that's literally its purpose. There'll be mutiny... | |||
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"Goats. Barn Owls. As I like goats, I will bring the goat and you bring the owl as you are allowed one only 2 of us givevme back my Goat she wanted the stupid owl.." It's OK, they are both on. | |||
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"2 unicorns please
Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first
You can't have animals going in one by one on an Ark "They are in this trip. Its an experiment with strict rules. One only of any species, irrespective of gender also. | |||
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"I'd take bees Already a dog on board so make the dog doesn't step on a bee "Walk the Dinosaur
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"Tiger Boarded already A siberian tiger" I am very sorry but same species. White tigers are just the result of recessive, yet rare genes
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"Surely you’d take two though?" 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable. | |||
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"Tiger Boarded already A siberian tiger I am very sorry but same species. White tigers are just the result of recessive, yet rare genes
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable. " No, it's one or nowt. | |||
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"Tiger Boarded already A siberian tiger I am very sorry but same species. White tigers are just the result of recessive, yet rare genes
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Ffs, I'll have a snow leopard then"Snow leopard, welcome aboard | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt. "I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two. | |||
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"Human. Would take two women. "Woman on board already, courtesy of Natalie | |||
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Monkeys of course | |||
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
"I'm willing to change Ark supplier, based on the behaviour of this one. | |||
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"Tiger Boarded already A siberian tiger I am very sorry but same species. White tigers are just the result of recessive, yet rare genes
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Ffs, I'll have a snow leopard then
Snow leopard, welcome aboard "Yay | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two. "It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them. | |||
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
I'm willing to change Ark supplier, based on the behaviour of this one."Unfortunately no other ark currently in operation. The operator of this one reserves the right to abide by the rules | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two. "Hurrah, hurrah! | |||
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"Human. Would take two women.
Woman on board already, courtesy of Natalie "I’ve got two. Almost enough for a swingers club on board. Free Membership and same fee for all sexes. | |||
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
Monkeys of course"That would be full of men two by two
And me. | |||
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
Monkeys of course
That would be full of men two by two
And me. "How many men can you bum? | |||
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
Monkeys of course
That would be full of men two by two
And me.
How many men can you bum? "No bumming on my ark | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them. "Are we allowed to being a BBQ? | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ? "Being or bring | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ? "That’s why I picked a cow | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
Being or bring "Bring. Damned fat fingers!
I was not suggesting cannibalism! | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow "That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it. (Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!) | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
Being or bring
Bring. Damned fat fingers!
I was not suggesting cannibalism! " | |||
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
Monkeys of course
That would be full of men two by two
And me.
How many men can you bum?
No bumming on my ark "Fuck that. Give me my cow back and I’m going to drown in peace. | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow
That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it.
(Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!)
"It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights. DO NOT FORGET THE COAT!!! | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow
That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it.
(Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!)
It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights. DO NOT FORGET THE COAT!!!"That fecks the BBQ idea then! Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. | |||
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"Surely you’d take two though? 1 Species. The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow
That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it.
(Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!)
It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights. DO NOT FORGET THE COAT!!!
That fecks the BBQ idea then!
Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. "That reminds me, have not watched the below deck series for ages. Is it still on | |||
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" Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. " There's only one human on board, surely? | |||
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" Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. There's only one human on board, surely? " Read the terms and conditions. | |||
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" Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. There's only one human on board, surely? " As many as animals  | |||
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" Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. There's only one human on board, surely? Read the terms and conditions. " One example of each species, wasn't it? | |||
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" Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. There's only one human on board, surely? As many as animals "One human per animal????
Now your agenda becomes clear, you sick sick man.
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" Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. There's only one human on board, surely? Read the terms and conditions. One example of each species, wasn't it?" Yes, to take on with you, phew | |||
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"Domestic cat." The cat is on | |||
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"You are only allowed one animal species. Which one will you take? "Dolphins, definitely dolphins. Cal | |||
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" Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. There's only one human on board, surely? As many as animals
One human per animal????
Now your agenda becomes clear, you sick sick man.
I withdraw my unicorn"Just as well it was never allowed on then | |||
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chimpanzee
Rabbit
Turtle
Cat
Woman
Bee
Giraffe
Cow
Bee eater (merop apiaster)
White tiger
Goat
Owl
Snow Leopard
Monkey
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"You are only allowed one animal species. Which one will you take? "Toucan. Like toucans. | |||
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"2 unicorns please
Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first
You can't have animals going in one by one on an Ark
They are in this trip. Its an experiment with strict rules. One only of any species, irrespective of gender also. "They'll all die out anyway so there's no point bringing anything  | |||
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"A whale.
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Mermaid whale?
Oooh it does look like a mermaid doesn’t it "Now you mention it, yes, yes it does
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"Those Boarded so far are below, plenty of space still
Dog
chimpanzee
Rabbit
Turtle
Cat
Woman
Bee
Giraffe
Cow
Bee eater (merop apiaster)
White tiger
Goat
Owl
Snow Leopard
Monkey
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"Those Boarded so far are below, plenty of space still
Dog
chimpanzee
Rabbit
Turtle
Cat
Woman
Bee
Giraffe
Cow
Bee eater (merop apiaster)
White tiger
Goat
Owl
Snow Leopard
Monkey
Dolphins
Does the woman get her own cage? "We have to ask Natalie, she brought the woman in | |||
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"Can I bring a woodworm? Winston " You will need to be species specific please as I am afraid that is a blanket term that can apply to lots of species | |||
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"Can I bring a woodworm? Winston You will need to be species specific please as I am afraid that is a blanket term that can apply to lots of species "OK. In that case I'll bring a woodworm from each species. Thanks. Winston | |||
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"Can I bring a woodworm? Winston You will need to be species specific please as I am afraid that is a blanket term that can apply to lots of species
OK. In that case I'll bring a woodworm from each species.
Thanks.
Winston"Sure, you can bring one of each species. It's not as if they are taking much space is it? | |||
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"I’d bring a peregrine falcon. " Welcome aboard  | |||
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"Dog and cat can i squeeze a donkey please "I don't know. Can you? | |||
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