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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?

I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

yes me to

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I will wait till next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complain I can't get a meet

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Helicopter

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I would try to see if I could cum in my mouth whilst lying down

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Play with my boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helicopter "

Oh that's a definite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panic and wonder what the fuck was going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on and make a mug of Yorkshire Gold - why break the habit of a lifetime. The gender thing I'll deal with later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Panic and wonder what the fuck was going on "

Well yeah you have a point there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?

I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank "

Always wondered if a guys orgasm feels different from a woman's

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Put on some high heels, a mini skirt, crop top, and wolf whistle all the builders in the area

Cos that's the kinda slag that I am

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?

I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank "

Starfish and steal all the duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll over and go back to sleep

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I would wake Jo up! and sit on her face!!

just a normal morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a bar and let anyone pump me

Ooo wait that’s just normal for me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for my wife to tell me what to do or provide assistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a whole tub of ice cream and complain about men.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Complain I can't get a meet "

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Open my filters so I could get loads of dick pics.

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By *hieldMan
over a year ago

Neath

"I would try to see if I could cum in my mouth whilst lying down

Only fun when expected. Lol

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By *evoncplCouple
over a year ago

holsworthy

Get a bbc over to fuck my pussy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Change profile to lesbian.

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By *hieldMan
over a year ago

Neath

"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?

I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank

Always wondered if a guys orgasm feels different from a woman's "

I'd be curious to find out how it feels

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Shave my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get straight on fab and look for someone to give me a blow job.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

See what kind of kit kat I am two fingers or four....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Get a bbc over to fuck my pussy "

I'm sure your

would be most intrigued

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Go for a pee while half asleep then struggle to find something thats not there.

Realise and scream and then have to put the toilet seat down as im desperate for a pee.

Finish pull shorts back up as not wiped the drips ( I dont know havent been told its better to wipe, im a male ) Then again some ladies dont wipe.

( go look on toilet cubicle cams

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then goto mirror feel around my body feel the mounds the sensertive nipples as I touch them get a response try something more a tweak or pull.

Start to explore as I undress infront of the mirror feeling my naked skin.

Touching, stroking my fingers lightly across my body gradually starting to feel something inbetween my thighs with all this touching.

Until at last my fingers drift between my thighs glancing across my clit feeling something more hard to explain.

So I stroke lower sliding my fingers between my lips, feeling those lips around my finger.

I delv lower finding what seems a deeper recess sliding a finger into its opening presing lower and deeper, finding something hard to describe feeling.

What am I feeling here.

whatever it is it feels good.

As I continue to finger my wonderful hole between my thighs

Oh my,

It feels wonderful,

whats happened to my nipples they seem really sensertive with me fingering between my lips and catching them.

So I try with other hand squezing my breast,

oh my those nipples feel different, sencertive.

Grabbing and squeezing those nipple ends, fook me.

As something shoots through my body, Dont know what that is as it made my body spark tense and relax.

All at the same time,

Whats this im wet I feel wet between my thighs its inbetween my lips.

Its around my finger as I pull it from between my lips yes im wet but wheres it come from...

Smelling my finger first then tasting it.

Oh its ok.

Decide to go back to finger inside of as it feels loverly and nice with what I was doing.

Then continue to finger myself and squeeze my breasts and nipples, legs are giving way ive got to stop.

But it feels so nice, so nice indeed.

Finaly stopping and heading back to the bed I investigate further.

I think that would be more on the males thoughts, If it happened.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner. "

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd join fab so I can ignore all single males lol . As if xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank, play with my boobs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?"

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I would check my Fab inbox and see what the fuss is all about.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Agree I was right all along

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that "

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick"

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible. "

And women are tits

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?

I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank "

Im prety sure that you wouldnt as its toilet first for a pee as yu really need it.

Pulling your knickers down and sitting to have a pea.

Its at this point you would scream as a jet of water misses the toilet for some reason.

As its not held in your fingers.

For those that stand above the toilet for a pea.

For those that actually sit on it, Well the first thing you would feel is a cold pot an the tip of your semi hard cock end.

As you wouldnt know to sit further back on the seat first thing in a morning.

and hold it.

Then I expect a scream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked. "

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier "

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself. "

I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility

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By *uietlycheekyMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?

I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank "

Definitely be touching my boobs… then most likely doing same as you would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility "

I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility

I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all. "

I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Go with lots of women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility

I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.

I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something

That could work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare for a day of doing nothing.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility

I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.

I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something

That could work"

I think so, it's my favourite position anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd play with pussy all day

Maybe hit the sex store get that love sense you ladies love Soo much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility

I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.

I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something

That could work

I think so, it's my favourite position anyway

Not mine but, it's all about the guy right?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Complain I can't get a meet

New day same shit then..

Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.

At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis

Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that

They do but you want them to not be weird as well

And not a dick

True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.

And women are tits

We're all fucked.

Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier

Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility

I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.

I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something

That could work

I think so, it's my favourite position anyway

Not mine but, it's all about the guy right?"

Who cares, enjoy your book

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