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To whoever is mowing their lawn right now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope every biscuit you dunk falls into your brew

What else can I curse this asshole with for waking me up this early?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's half 9... practically midday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early ffs get a life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's half 9... practically midday.

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Agreed.

Anything after 9/9.30 is fine by me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously wastes his life in bed when ever he can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been up since 5

It’s lunchtime

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

It rains halfway through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope every biscuit you dunk falls into your brew

What else can I curse this asshole with for waking me up this early?"

The hangover I've got right now I'd compost him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too never any later up than 6am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously wastes his life in bed when ever he can"

Fucking hell mate, who pissed in your cornflakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been up since 5

It’s lunchtime "

Same!

Well half 3, 4, half 4 then got out of bed at 5.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I hope every biscuit you dunk falls into your brew

What else can I curse this asshole with for waking me up this early?

The hangover I've got right now I'd compost him. "

Haha same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s how I see lying in bed waste of a life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously wastes his life in bed when ever he can

Fucking hell mate, who pissed in your cornflakes? "

It's the up at 6am,cold shower, decaf and healthy stuff that makes him groutchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that’s how I see lying in bed waste of a life "

As opposed to being on fab...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's half 9... practically midday.

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Never really been a morning person tbf

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

It's no mow may. So they should not be out there at all. We need to help our bees. When may is over I'm going to have a hard job cutting nine as it's got soooo long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That his remote gets stuck on an odd volume number and he has to look at it forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that’s how I see lying in bed waste of a life "

Maybe he was on the night shift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been up showered breakfast walk along the loch as been on fab too heading out for the day shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can recommend the new Lawn Mover 4.0 its very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's half 9... practically midday.

Never really been a morning person tbf"

It works well. I can make the breakfast while you slob about, then you can do the evening meal while I fall asleep on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well still plenty of time to sleep before tonight if that’s the case can’t blame others for doing what they need to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That his remote gets stuck on an odd volume number and he has to look at it forever."

Oooooh that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that’s how I see lying in bed waste of a life

Maybe he was on the night shift?

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Or out really late.

Maybe he's not alone and his rythem was ruined by this pathetic percy thrower with his noisey mower.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Open you’re windows op and shout very loudly at him what you think of him like I did with the prat along from me who decided that using a still saw at 7am to cut his paving stones was acceptable he just ignored me the prick I did remind him that when he put his planning application in the terms where no work to commence before 8am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's half 9... practically midday.

Never really been a morning person tbf

It works well. I can make the breakfast while you slob about, then you can do the evening meal while I fall asleep on the sofa."

Sold! See, it's all about balance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's no mow may. So they should not be out there at all. We need to help our bees. When may is over I'm going to have a hard job cutting nine as it's got soooo long"

Ahhh interesting, I didn't know about that. I'll have to read up on it shame them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open you’re windows op and shout very loudly at him what you think of him like I did with the prat along from me who decided that using a still saw at 7am to cut his paving stones was acceptable he just ignored me the prick I did remind him that when he put his planning application in the terms where no work to commence before 8am "

Oh I can't do that, the post was tongue in cheek and while I was woken up by them, I get that it's almost 10 now. 7am is insane though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway, I'm getting out of bed now because apparently that immediately mean I have a life. Peace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Open you’re windows op and shout very loudly at him what you think of him like I did with the prat along from me who decided that using a still saw at 7am to cut his paving stones was acceptable he just ignored me the prick I did remind him that when he put his planning application in the terms where no work to commence before 8am

Oh I can't do that, the post was tongue in cheek and while I was woken up by them, I get that it's almost 10 now. 7am is insane though "
perhaps ask you’re neighbour whilst he’s doing his would he mind awfully running the Flymo over yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases"

Are you still here? I thought you had to go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases"

You are the kind of person who gets up at 6 gets the power tools out and is happily doing DIY by 7 aint ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open you’re windows op and shout very loudly at him what you think of him like I did with the prat along from me who decided that using a still saw at 7am to cut his paving stones was acceptable he just ignored me the prick I did remind him that when he put his planning application in the terms where no work to commence before 8am

Oh I can't do that, the post was tongue in cheek and while I was woken up by them, I get that it's almost 10 now. 7am is insane though

perhaps ask you’re neighbour whilst he’s doing his would he mind awfully running the Flymo over yours "

Now there's an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, I'm getting out of bed now because apparently that immediately mean I have a life. Peace! "

We need photographic evidence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases

You are the kind of person who gets up at 6 gets the power tools out and is happily doing DIY by 7 aint ya? "

Probably thinks it's ok to park his car over 2 spaces too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway, I'm getting out of bed now because apparently that immediately mean I have a life. Peace!

We need photographic evidence.

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I'll take a pic while I'm cleaning, at the gym, and food shopping. 3 instances of me having a life you lucky thing!

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle


"Early ffs get a life "

You ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases

You are the kind of person who gets up at 6 gets the power tools out and is happily doing DIY by 7 aint ya?

Probably thinks it's ok to park his car over 2 spaces too"

It's ok he's been up since 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, I'm getting out of bed now because apparently that immediately mean I have a life. Peace!

We need photographic evidence.

I'll take a pic while I'm cleaning, at the gym, and food shopping. 3 instances of me having a life you lucky thing!"

I think I'll look forward to the gym one most.

Don't disappoint me now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases

You are the kind of person who gets up at 6 gets the power tools out and is happily doing DIY by 7 aint ya?

Probably thinks it's ok to park his car over 2 spaces too

It's ok he's been up since 6 "

Ahhh I didn't know, wish he'd mentioned it or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway, I'm getting out of bed now because apparently that immediately mean I have a life. Peace!

We need photographic evidence.

I'll take a pic while I'm cleaning, at the gym, and food shopping. 3 instances of me having a life you lucky thing!

I think I'll look forward to the gym one most.

Don't disappoint me now..."

Are you sure? I do look rather rather sexy with rubber gloves and a toilet brush

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I hope every biscuit you dunk falls into your brew

What else can I curse this asshole with for waking me up this early?"

show me where the badman touched you darling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases

You are the kind of person who gets up at 6 gets the power tools out and is happily doing DIY by 7 aint ya?

Probably thinks it's ok to park his car over 2 spaces too

It's ok he's been up since 6

Ahhh I didn't know, wish he'd mentioned it or something "

My friends just given me coffee and got back in bed... Waster i am

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Anything after 7am is fine law in most cases

You are the kind of person who gets up at 6 gets the power tools out and is happily doing DIY by 7 aint ya?

Probably thinks it's ok to park his car over 2 spaces too"
now that’s bang out of order do what I do and park in the disabled bay or the kids parking one that way you’re closer to the shop which is handy when it’s raining and as the bays are slightly wider you’re prized motor doesn’t get dented by some tosser in a crap car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope every biscuit you dunk falls into your brew

What else can I curse this asshole with for waking me up this early?

show me where the badman touched you darling xx "

In the sleepy part of my brain. He violated it, I tell you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Every time the sun comes out...let's have tea on the patio .....then ....brrrrrrtt noise buggers

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