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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to eat more if I am bored or home alone. I am up at 5am most days and do some work 7 days a week, walk dogs etc as well. The joys of being your own boss and working from home. I don't eat in the morning 90% of the time.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed. "

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why....because we can and if we can fucking do....or words to that effect courtesy of Tommy Shelby

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

100% true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

This is very true.

But going out means I have to get dressed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why....because we can and if we can fucking do....or words to that effect courtesy of Tommy Shelby

Wise words

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Saturday is treat day"

The Butterworth diet

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

This is very true.

But going out means I have to get dressed..."

Flasher Mac?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flasher mac?"

They don't do those until 11am.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

This is very true.

But going out means I have to get dressed..."

Nobody dresses up for breakfast though.

Last time I went out for one there was the usual mix of builders in high viz, hungover 20somethings wearing what they'd been out in the night before, used car salesmen in suits trying not to drip egg down their shirts and a couple of women wearing animal onesies.

Can't recall what I'd thrown on but wasnprobably just some trackies and a t-shirt.

Nobody cares.

Too busy noshing their fry ups.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

This is very true.

But going out means I have to get dressed...

Nobody dresses up for breakfast though.

Can't recall what I'd thrown on but wasnprobably just some trackies and a t-shirt.

Nobody cares.

Too busy noshing their fry ups.

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m definitely considering it now

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm curious about what the "possible chocolate cake" might be if it WASN’T a chocolate cake.

A really big black pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed. "

Uber eats. Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Uber eats. Problem solved."

They don't do Uber eats where I live

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

This is very true.

But going out means I have to get dressed...

Nobody dresses up for breakfast though.

Can't recall what I'd thrown on but wasnprobably just some trackies and a t-shirt.

Nobody cares.

Too busy noshing their fry ups.

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m definitely considering it now

Bring me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Uber eats. Problem solved.

They don't do Uber eats where I live"

Move house. Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Uber eats. Problem solved.

They don't do Uber eats where I live

Move house. Problem solved."

Seems like effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Uber eats. Problem solved.

They don't do Uber eats where I live

Move house. Problem solved.

Seems like effort. "

Effort = Results. Haven’t you read the “can’t get eats” threads

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

This is very true.

But going out means I have to get dressed...

Nobody dresses up for breakfast though.

Can't recall what I'd thrown on but wasnprobably just some trackies and a t-shirt.

Nobody cares.

Too busy noshing their fry ups.

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m definitely considering it now

Bring me one

If I do, do you promise not to kick me in the balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Uber eats. Problem solved.

They don't do Uber eats where I live

Move house. Problem solved.

Seems like effort.

Effort = Results. Haven’t you read the “can’t get eats” threads"

No, on here that could refer to anything. Not just food.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed. "

Good morning!

I'm your chef today

Can i have your breakfast order please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Go out for one.

I often feel the same urge for one but either can't be arsed or there's not the right stuff in the fridge.

Besides.

It's a well known fact that cooked breakfasts taste better when someone else makes them and you don't have to do the washing up.....

This is very true.

But going out means I have to get dressed...

Nobody dresses up for breakfast though.

Can't recall what I'd thrown on but wasnprobably just some trackies and a t-shirt.

Nobody cares.

Too busy noshing their fry ups.

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m definitely considering it now

Bring me one

If I do, do you promise not to kick me in the balls? "

I pinkie swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why cant this be love straight from the heart.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Order one in, you haven’t made it, you don’t have much washing up to do after and best of all you can answer the door in your jimjams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why....because we can and if we can fucking do....or words to that effect courtesy of Tommy Shelby

So inability to control urges and a lack of discipline? Is that what Tommy meant? I’ve not gotten round to watching Peaky Blinder yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed.

Uber eats. Problem solved.

They don't do Uber eats where I live

Move house. Problem solved.

Seems like effort.

Effort = Results. Haven’t you read the “can’t get eats” threads

No, on here that could refer to anything. Not just food."

True. Ass, pussy, dicks, pineapple on pizza, these savages will eat anything.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

go for a fast walk , fast fast , you'll lose weight rapid and you can pass by the shops to buy full english ingredients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you have trained your body into a particular eating regime. Also it could be that if you haven't got work at the weekends that you wish to find other things to enjoy that aren't your work and food is an easy substitute. Another possibility is that you aren't getting enough energy during the week and come the weekend your body is demanding more. Just thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed. "

Can I borrow your metabolism??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon-fri I'm up and out the house before 8. I don't have breakfast, just lots of coffee, sometimes a smoothie. But I'm not even hungry, not until about lunch and even then I don't have a lot.

Weekends, I wake up, 10minutes later I am starving!!!

I've been awake since 5, I've had cookies, toast, cheese, possibly a slice of chocolate cake...

What I really want is a cooked breakfast but I can't be arsed. "

Weekends: No work routine perhaps so thinking about food too often

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

" you can pass by the shops to buy full english ingredients"

A pig, a chicken, some yeast and a tomato seed, please shopkeeper...

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