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FFS, opposite sex, why do you do that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You said you didn’t want chips.

I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me”

You said again that you didn’t want chips.

Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!!

But what else grinds your gears about the opposite sex, Fabsters?

Come on, honestly, we won’t hold it against you or put it in our private notes or anything like that. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the opposite sex moans about the opposite sex

PW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You said you didn’t want chips.

I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me”

You said again that you didn’t want chips.

Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!!

But what else grinds your gears about the opposite sex, Fabsters?

Come on, honestly, we won’t hold it against you or put it in our private notes or anything like that. Honest.

"

Joey doesn’t share food!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the opposite sex moans about the opposite sex

PW "

touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands off my mf chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care enough anymore to have gears to grind but one word conversations bore the life out of me also when they dont meet now without a mugshot at there home thats not going to cost me a full tank to get to at the exact time im available but eeeerm other than that i think of nothing for now

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

This is sexist, BanDerks.

I'd bloody eat your chips too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is sexist, BanDerks.

I'd bloody eat your chips too.

"

I’m an equal opportunities gear grinder!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's a calorie counting cheat

If they're not ordered for themselves not from another's plate, the calories don't count, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you "

Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing at my jokes burns calories. Why I always order a side of chips

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you

Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace."

Family gathering outside the toilet door

What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex."

Yeah. And? It’ll get done *eventually*

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex."

It's still there though, it's fine

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I would have done it if you'd asked."

You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do

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By *oungcouple1993xCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"You said you didn’t want chips.

I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me”

You said again that you didn’t want chips.

Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!!

But what else grinds your gears about the opposite sex, Fabsters?

Come on, honestly, we won’t hold it against you or put it in our private notes or anything like that. Honest.

"

Look sometimes you honestly don't want chips, you're not in the mood for chips and you're not mad about chips anyway. But then when you smell the chips, no one can resist the smell of chipper chips covered in salt bad vinegar and it's a game changer. You forget how good chips are until you've smelt them. That's my excuse

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.

Yeah. And? It’ll get done *eventually* "

I've been waiting 3 years to have my bedroom decorated.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.

It's still there though, it's fine "

It's fixed now. I sorted it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.

It's still there though, it's fine

It's fixed now. I sorted it "

You should've done it 3 years earlier

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


""I would have done it if you'd asked."

You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do "

You obviously hadn't pointed it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They breathe.

They talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you

Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.

Family gathering outside the toilet door

What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing "

And the dog too. FFS.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you

Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.

Family gathering outside the toilet door

What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing

And the dog too. FFS. "

You leave the dog out of this because the dog doesn't get to shit in peace

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


""I would have done it if you'd asked."

You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do

You obviously hadn't pointed it out "

Not you too FFS

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


""I would have done it if you'd asked."

You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do

You obviously hadn't pointed it out

Not you too FFS "

What you gonna do about it?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

When they don't use their eyes to look for something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you

Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.

Family gathering outside the toilet door

What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing

And the dog too. FFS.

You leave the dog out of this because the dog doesn't get to shit in peace "

I turn my back to give him privacy!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.

It's still there though, it's fine

It's fixed now. I sorted it

You should've done it 3 years earlier "

You don't think I know that now?

I've already bought the tools for my next job

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


""I would have done it if you'd asked."

You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do

You obviously hadn't pointed it out

Not you too FFS

What you gonna do about it? "

Not telling you, work it out yourself

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you

Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.

Family gathering outside the toilet door

What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing

And the dog too. FFS.

You leave the dog out of this because the dog doesn't get to shit in peace

I turn my back to give him privacy!!"

You could just tie a bucket to the dogs tale to save picking it up after as well

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.

It's still there though, it's fine

It's fixed now. I sorted it

You should've done it 3 years earlier

You don't think I know that now?

I've already bought the tools for my next job "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


""I would have done it if you'd asked."

You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do

You obviously hadn't pointed it out

Not you too FFS

What you gonna do about it?

Not telling you, work it out yourself "

Would you really do that? Didn't know you would be up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a tour guide in my own house.. just learn where things are please men.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions "

Do the guys around you not have Google maps?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Being a tour guide in my own house.. just learn where things are please men."

Not their fault if use to using a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions

Do the guys around you not have Google maps? "

Yes but he insisted on using a paper map provided by the hotel and showing off his map reading skills...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, fine"

"Are you sure because it looks like I've annoyed you somehow?"

"I said I'm okay"

"Okay, good"

Two or three days later your nursing bruised testicles because you didn't realise something really was wrong!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions

Do the guys around you not have Google maps?

Yes but he insisted on using a paper map provided by the hotel and showing off his map reading skills..."

I think you need to pick better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the god damn toilet seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions

Do the guys around you not have Google maps?

Yes but he insisted on using a paper map provided by the hotel and showing off his map reading skills...

I think you need to pick better "

Yeah it was bad decision. Sex was good though

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