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"You said you didn’t want chips. I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me” You said again that you didn’t want chips. Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joey doesn’t share food! | |||
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"This is sexist, BanDerks. I'd bloody eat your chips too. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you " Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace. | |||
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace." Family gathering outside the toilet door ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex." Yeah. And? It’ll get done *eventually* ![]() | |||
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex." It's still there though, it's fine ![]() | |||
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"You said you didn’t want chips. I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me” You said again that you didn’t want chips. Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Look sometimes you honestly don't want chips, you're not in the mood for chips and you're not mad about chips anyway. But then when you smell the chips, no one can resist the smell of chipper chips covered in salt bad vinegar and it's a game changer. You forget how good chips are until you've smelt them. That's my excuse ![]() | |||
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex. Yeah. And? It’ll get done *eventually* ![]() I've been waiting 3 years to have my bedroom decorated. | |||
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex. It's still there though, it's fine ![]() It's fixed now. I sorted it ![]() | |||
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex. It's still there though, it's fine ![]() ![]() You should've done it 3 years earlier ![]() ![]() | |||
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""I would have done it if you'd asked." You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do ![]() You obviously hadn't pointed it out ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace. Family gathering outside the toilet door ![]() ![]() And the dog too. FFS. ![]() | |||
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace. Family gathering outside the toilet door ![]() ![]() ![]() You leave the dog out of this because the dog doesn't get to shit in peace ![]() | |||
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""I would have done it if you'd asked." You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do ![]() ![]() ![]() Not you too FFS ![]() ![]() | |||
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""I would have done it if you'd asked." You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What you gonna do about it? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace. Family gathering outside the toilet door ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I turn my back to give him privacy!! | |||
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex. It's still there though, it's fine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't think I know that now? I've already bought the tools for my next job ![]() | |||
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""I would have done it if you'd asked." You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not telling you, work it out yourself ![]() | |||
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace. Family gathering outside the toilet door ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You could just tie a bucket to the dogs tale to save picking it up after as well | |||
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex. It's still there though, it's fine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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""I would have done it if you'd asked." You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would you really do that? Didn't know you would be up for that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions ![]() Do the guys around you not have Google maps? ![]() | |||
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"Being a tour guide in my own house.. just learn where things are please men." Not their fault if use to using a bucket | |||
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions ![]() ![]() Yes but he insisted on using a paper map provided by the hotel and showing off his map reading skills... | |||
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions ![]() ![]() I think you need to pick better ![]() | |||
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah it was bad decision. Sex was good though ![]() | |||
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