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Should employers make provision for masturbation breaks.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Now that many workplaces are totally smoke free zones, should masturbation breaks be encouraged to reduce stress at work.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm not sure if the porn industry would be too thrilled about this

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to wank in the basement of NatWest when I worked there in the 90’s…

Wasn’t an official wank break though…

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Used to wank in the basement of NatWest when I worked there in the 90’s…

Wasn’t an official wank break though…"

Did it make counting the money easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Houses of parliament are already doing that aren't they? We might aswell follow suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to wank in the basement of NatWest when I worked there in the 90’s…

Wasn’t an official wank break though…

Did it make counting the money easier. "

Not when all the notes stuck together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we save the breaks up and take an extra Wank Holiday ?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Houses of parliament are already doing that aren't they? We might aswell follow suit."

True story.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My employer allows for this. They may not realise it of course, but since they instructed me to work from home, they allow for it. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its bad enough walking through all the cigarette butts outside

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Workplaces already have masturbation booths, have done for years. Some for ladies, some for fellas, all with a little seat if you get too tired.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A few of my colleagues are wankers anyway so I wouldn’t want to encourage them to be even bigger wankers!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mine does

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Houses of parliament are already doing that aren't they? We might aswell follow suit."

Absolutely as the place is full of wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a guy we called ‘wank break’.

I like to stay sexually frustrated, makes me work harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine waiting for your kebab and the bloke says “2 minutes I’m off for a wank break”

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Mine does "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Imagine waiting for your kebab and the bloke says “2 minutes I’m off for a wank break” "

It only seems to happen when I ask for extra mayo

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Imagine waiting for your kebab and the bloke says “2 minutes I’m off for a wank break” "

Steer clear of the mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new guy started in a place I worked in years ago. The lads pretended they all took a wank break, they took their normal breaks until it was his turn so off he went and knocked one out . Well the laughter when he returned with his sweaty head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now that many workplaces are totally smoke free zones, should masturbation breaks be encouraged to reduce stress at work. "

Should be something you do in your own time sharing with friend maybe? At work? Think of all the risk assessments and post wank surveys to fill out on your desktop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few of my colleagues are wankers anyway so I wouldn’t want to encourage them to be even bigger wankers! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A new guy started in a place I worked in years ago. The lads pretended they all took a wank break, they took their normal breaks until it was his turn so off he went and knocked one out . Well the laughter when he returned with his sweaty head."

Awww!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Imagine waiting for your kebab and the bloke says “2 minutes I’m off for a wank break” "

It's not mayonnaise on your kebab you know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No, next question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the Wolf of Wall Street it improves productivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

Fluffer booths should be able though

Pop in and get a complementary bj

Now what work has the largest work force on site

So I can apply for job off head fluffer

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Would be difficult for deep sea divers.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Just wouldn’t work for a lot of industries Hairdressers, tradies, teachers!!! Can’t see it catching on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine waiting for your kebab and the bloke says “2 minutes I’m off for a wank break”

It's not mayonnaise on your kebab you know "

That’s why I go for chilli

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