FabSwingers.com forum: Inhospitable Australia

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am no fan of Australia for obvious reasons but reports that in many areas of the land of Os that global warming, fires, flooding and disaster are make many homes uninsurable.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Climate change for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why so obvious does that mean you like south africa more?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

What's obvious about it?

I'd have thought Australians and Essexers

Would get along fine, given, ahem...common heritage

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What's obvious about it?

I'd have thought Australians and Essexers

Would get along fine, given, ahem...common heritage

Vikings?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What's obvious about it?

I'd have thought Australians and Essexers

Would get along fine, given, ahem...common heritage

Oooo, sick burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you not like Australia, Tom? It’s an awesome country!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"What's obvious about it?

I'd have thought Australians and Essexers

Would get along fine, given, ahem...common heritage

Vikings? "

Yeah, if you like...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What's obvious about it?

I'd have thought Australians and Essexers

Would get along fine, given, ahem...common heritage

Excuse me?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Excuse me?

Take your time...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Excuse me?

Take your time...

My ancestors were given indefinite sentences of colonial servitude for all manner of things and I'm not sure I've ever been so insulted in all my life. Criminal yes. Essex?!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Excuse me?

Take your time...

My ancestors were given indefinite sentences of colonial servitude for all manner of things and I'm not sure I've ever been so insulted in all my life. Criminal yes. Essex?!"

Australia had colonies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, now, some Australian are descended from a level that no one from Essex could have ever sunken too.

Pure undiluted trash that makes the worst bag headed beggar look like a class act.

You do realise some Of those Australians are descended from screws

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Excuse me?

Take your time...

My ancestors were given indefinite sentences of colonial servitude for all manner of things and I'm not sure I've ever been so insulted in all my life. Criminal yes. Essex?!

Australia had colonies too"

Yes, well done.

Australia had five colonies and one province prior to Federation, these form the six states.

My ancestors predominantly came from the colony of New South Wales.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Why so obvious does that mean you like south africa more?"

Snakes, spiders, sharks, generally any wildlife....it's all over Tom's posts

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Excuse me?

Take your time...

My ancestors were given indefinite sentences of colonial servitude for all manner of things and I'm not sure I've ever been so insulted in all my life. Criminal yes. Essex?!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Now, now, some Australian are descended from a level that no one from Essex could have ever sunken too.

Pure undiluted trash that makes the worst bag headed beggar look like a class act.

You do realise some Of those Australians are descended from screws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me?

Take your time...

My ancestors were given indefinite sentences of colonial servitude for all manner of things and I'm not sure I've ever been so insulted in all my life. Criminal yes. Essex?!"

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I just hope the Ossy's over here slagging us off go back..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I just hope the Ossy's over here slagging us off go back..

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....to Austria?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not been the same since Mark “Chopper” Read left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not been the same since Mark “Chopper” Read left."

Did you ever see his actual charge sheet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not been the same since Mark “Chopper” Read left.

Did you ever see his actual charge sheet? "

No. I’ve seen a few of his interviews but he comes across as a bit of a gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I join Swing in being VERY insulted.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd live there if given the chance like a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gets worse now timmy mallet runs the country all the teachers will be given a mallet for kids who tell them no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's obvious about it?

I'd have thought Australians and Essexers

Would get along fine, given, ahem...common heritage

Most of those sent to Australia came from big cities known for their love of criminal activities such as London and Manchester. Essex was a quiet rural county until it was invaded by dodgy Cockneys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am no fan of Australia for obvious reasons but reports that in many areas of the land of Os that global warming, fires, flooding and disaster are make many homes uninsurable.

Why don't you like Australia?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I am no fan of Australia for obvious reasons but reports that in many areas of the land of Os that global warming, fires, flooding and disaster are make many homes uninsurable.

Why don't you like Australia?"

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It's full of camels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am no fan of Australia for obvious reasons but reports that in many areas of the land of Os that global warming, fires, flooding and disaster are make many homes uninsurable.

Why don't you like Australia?

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It's full of camels."

Soz

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I am no fan of Australia for obvious reasons but reports that in many areas of the land of Os that global warming, fires, flooding and disaster are make many homes uninsurable.

Why don't you like Australia?

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It's full of camels.

Soz"

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{shakes fist}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am no fan of Australia for obvious reasons but reports that in many areas of the land of Os that global warming, fires, flooding and disaster are make many homes uninsurable.

Why don't you like Australia?

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It's full of camels.

Soz

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{shakes fist}"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am no fan of Australia for obvious reasons but reports that in many areas of the land of Os that global warming, fires, flooding and disaster are make many homes uninsurable.

It’s always been that way on and off throughout history. Listen to aboriginal tales and they’re full of flood and fire. That’s why they learned how to tame the environment and do things such as controlled fires etc that modern Australians aren’t doing any more.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

When I was in Australia I decided to chase a goanna to take its picture ....after a short while it dawned on me that it was big ...reptilian and faster than me ...so I slowed...and retreated...before it realised the same thing

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

The only reazon i couldn't move to Australia is because the snakes they are very often found in houses

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When I was in Australia I decided to chase a goanna to take its picture ....after a short while it dawned on me that it was big ...reptilian and faster than me ...so I slowed...and retreated...before it realised the same thing

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"The only reazon i couldn't move to Australia is because the snakes they are very often found in houses

Too inhospitable outside

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