FabSwingers.com forum: Signs a lady is horny

By *alentTease OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.

Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.

Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun? "

Wear a set of oculus prime goggles and a pair of flippers. You can get a VR plug in that places a ‘percentage horny’ stat above every female within view.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.

Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.

*I think porn has a lot to answer for.

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they start ripping open packets of frozen broccoli and eating them cold and raw.

That's when you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.

Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.

*I think porn has a lot to answer for.

Lady Astor "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If the lady in question presently has her hand down her knickers and is gyrating her hips whilst emitting loud moans, the chances are that she may presently be in a fair state of sexual arousal.

….Well either that or else she may be suffering from a particularly infuriating itch brought on by pubic lice.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Is there something on Xhamster tonight? This is the second post that seems to be inspired by unrealistic fantasies in the porn world.

Gbat

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We flop a tit out.

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By *alentTease OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Strange things women say.... All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We flop a tit out."

Does it matter which one? Does it work like indicators? What if you drive a BMW?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

She'll have a neon sign flashing above her head. You'll see

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Us women talk about a diverse range of things… but never have I heard ‘oooh I was so horny in the bread aisle…’ off any woman ever..

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Do feel free to ask her.. it can only go one of two ways..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I look for a sign hung round a ladies neck that says "I'm horny".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"We flop a tit out.

Does it matter which one? Does it work like indicators? What if you drive a BMW? "

I favour the left tit, as it doesn't feel the cold so much.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Seriously though, we're the ones making low level groaning noises as the bus goes over a speed hump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We flop a tit out.

Does it matter which one? Does it work like indicators? What if you drive a BMW?

I favour the left tit, as it doesn't feel the cold so much. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they sit on your face and scream unexpected item in the bagging area.. It's on.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Can't wait to do the shopping to look out for these signs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inappropriately touching tiger bread whilst stroking kiwi fruit

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Obviously they just wander around singing Mousse T's 1998 house anthem...

Cal

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

If you’re lucky you’ll catch Becky doing the shopping in a tight ‘fab lolly’ t shirt..

hasn’t sparked any interesting conversation yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most certain way is ask them op, what have you got to lose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just adopt your best Austin Powers impression, and ask….

“Are you horny baby? Are you Randy? Yeah!”

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

"When they sit on your face and scream unexpected item in the bagging area.. It's on."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flips pineapple, starts humming tunes or eats a banana in front of you. I don't know I'm just a single guy

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"When they start ripping open packets of frozen broccoli and eating them cold and raw.

That's when you know. "

Haha, have you got plenty of stock?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.

Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun? "

If you find me howling by the sausage rolls, I'd take that as a promising sign.

(Please note, I don't howl or like sausage rolls), so this could be a misleading idea OP...).

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I always find myself standing there caressing the tins of spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the universal sign was an upside down pineapple in the shopping basket?

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I thought the universal sign was an upside down pineapple in the shopping basket? "

We might need to decide on a cheaper alternative given the rise in the cost of living

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By *wales123Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

[Removed by poster at 19/05/22 08:14:37]

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By *wales123Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hahaha

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I just follow the snail trail they leave behind from their dripping wet gapping fannys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us women talk about a diverse range of things… but never have I heard ‘oooh I was so horny in the bread aisle…’ off any woman ever.."
Hovis leaves the chat

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By *orthcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I tend to get incredibly horny at the reduced fridge, love all the gropping and testosterone, erm.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing she's just actually doing her weekly shop

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

"Us women talk about a diverse range of things… but never have I heard ‘oooh I was so horny in the bread aisle…’ off any woman ever.."

Should we stay away from the frech sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.

Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.

*I think porn has a lot to answer for.

Lady Astor "

I spat my coffee out reading that...awesome reply

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.

Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun? "

Is this a joke post?

Unfortunately some men seem to think this is a realistic scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there something on Xhamster tonight? This is the second post that seems to be inspired by unrealistic fantasies in the porn world.

Gbat "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Are you telling me that when I see all the mums handling fruit near me. It’s not actually code tgst want to play my cock in the bathrooms in 3 minutes

You shattered my dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the universal sign was an upside down pineapple in the shopping basket?

We might need to decide on a cheaper alternative given the rise in the cost of living"

Define it for fab

#NWdoesitbest

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"When they sit on your face and scream unexpected item in the bagging area.. It's on."

What if I sit on her face and she shouts "unexpected item in the tea bagging area!"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

More great funnies, loving them but yet again, some bollocks spouted about women.

What if I do feel horny in Waitrose? Do you think that I'd want to fuck the first bloke I see?

Just like you don't have to eat when you're hungry, you don't have to satisfy every horn.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.

Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.

Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible

LvM"
I'm not sure that's why the OP is there tho...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They windmill their boobs at you in a come hither fashion.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.

Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.

*I think porn has a lot to answer for.

Lady Astor

I spat my coffee out reading that...awesome reply

NBVN x"

Winston always says how nice the Tesco salad tastes.

Lady Astor

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Another ridiculous post!

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

"They windmill their boobs at you in a come hither fashion."

Very nice thought

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

In a supermarket? I don’t know about others but I just want to nip in for my shopping and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a supermarket? I don’t know about others but I just want to nip in for my shopping and leave

Anything goes as it's singles night today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not here to teach

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

funny thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.

Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible

LvM"

Is that a cucumber under your shirt, or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.

Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible

LvM

Is that a cucumber under your shirt, or are you just pleased to see me?

It's a baby corn, I just have really small hands

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this one

she's carrying a watermelon

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I know this one

she's carrying a watermelon"

And some squirty cream

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

When she's holding a big banner sign written "I'm Horny" above her head

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Well done ladies this thread has turned out exactly as awesome as I thought it would

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.

Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible

LvM

Is that a cucumber under your shirt, or are you just pleased to see me?

It's a baby corn, I just have really small hands

LvM"

Not sweet corn then? Better get some upside down pineapple inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With regards to the upside Pineapple, does the same apply with a tin of Del Monte’s Peach Halves?

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Clean up on aisle three. Customer squirting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious thread! Great responses!

Doing a deep bend to pick-up an item from the lowest shelf while wearing a short dress and no panties is usually a sign. Wiggling her exposed ass seals the deal...

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I only shop where they have kiddies rides outside, like a horse, put 50p in and it starts to "run".

Much more fun than standing in the kitchen frotting the washing machine.

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s me, I’m in my skirt and heels from work, I say that I hold my eye contact with men passing, enough that they either look away or they know exactly what I’m thinking. Did it last night in Tesco.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If it’s me, I’m in my skirt and heels from work, I say that I hold my eye contact with men passing, enough that they either look away or they know exactly what I’m thinking. Did it last night in Tesco.

Do you lick your lips and lean seductively into the Greggs frozen freezer in Iceland?

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Are you firmly holding a banana at the time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you lick your lips and lean seductively into the Greggs frozen freezer in Iceland?"

I don’t go that far although it would be hilarious! I usually find most men get the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you firmly holding a banana at the time ?

I’m more a cucumber girl

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over a year ago

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