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"I don't think enough people are looking at my starfish to warrant it. " Haha, I keep seeing perfectly pink asses on other profiles and I'm beginning to feel ugly emotions | |||
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"You're both still fairly young (ish), wait till you slip past 40 and it's all about plucking your nipple hair, and shaving your chin! Nobody has time to bleach their arse hole! " NIPPLE HAIR?? Part of me is horrified, the bdsm part of me thinks ooohh | |||
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"Wait, the actual skin? Not the hair? " Yep yano... porn star style... | |||
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"Wait, the actual skin? Not the hair? Yep yano... porn star style... " Not gonna lie, I had no idea this was a thing. I'm now morbidly curious | |||
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"When it’s worded like “skin lightening” it makes it sound like you could have it any colour. Imagine being able to dye it like a hair colour. “Can I have a multi coloured rainbow sphincter please?” " A unicorn asshole! | |||
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"When it’s worded like “skin lightening” it makes it sound like you could have it any colour. Imagine being able to dye it like a hair colour. “Can I have a multi coloured rainbow sphincter please?” A unicorn asshole! " A poonicorn lol | |||
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"If someone doesn't like my arsehole the way it is, they're not getting it." Agreed! Though in this case, I'm self inflicting | |||
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"I don't think enough people are looking at my starfish to warrant it. Haha, I keep seeing perfectly pink asses on other profiles and I'm beginning to feel ugly emotions " I now have an incredible urge to see your bumhole | |||
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"I don't think enough people are looking at my starfish to warrant it. Haha, I keep seeing perfectly pink asses on other profiles and I'm beginning to feel ugly emotions I now have an incredible urge to see your bumhole " Oooh, my cunning plan has worked! | |||
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"I don't think enough people are looking at my starfish to warrant it. Haha, I keep seeing perfectly pink asses on other profiles and I'm beginning to feel ugly emotions I now have an incredible urge to see your bumhole Oooh, my cunning plan has worked! " Well played Those damn bath bubbles! | |||
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"You're both still fairly young (ish), wait till you slip past 40 and it's all about plucking your nipple hair, and shaving your chin! Nobody has time to bleach their arse hole! NIPPLE HAIR?? Part of me is horrified, the bdsm part of me thinks ooohh " Yes, nipple hair is an actual thing *ugly sobs* | |||
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"I don't think enough people are looking at my starfish to warrant it. Haha, I keep seeing perfectly pink asses on other profiles and I'm beginning to feel ugly emotions I now have an incredible urge to see your bumhole " OMG Me too!! | |||
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"You're both still fairly young (ish), wait till you slip past 40 and it's all about plucking your nipple hair, and shaving your chin! Nobody has time to bleach their arse hole! NIPPLE HAIR?? Part of me is horrified, the bdsm part of me thinks ooohh Yes, nipple hair is an actual thing *ugly sobs* " I already have a solution, nipple tassels! Conceal the issue when worn... get rid of the issue when removed REALLY FAST | |||
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"I don't think enough people are looking at my starfish to warrant it. Haha, I keep seeing perfectly pink asses on other profiles and I'm beginning to feel ugly emotions I now have an incredible urge to see your bumhole OMG Me too!! " I feel like I should start taking bookings for viewings hahaha | |||
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"You're both still fairly young (ish), wait till you slip past 40 and it's all about plucking your nipple hair, and shaving your chin! Nobody has time to bleach their arse hole! NIPPLE HAIR?? Part of me is horrified, the bdsm part of me thinks ooohh Yes, nipple hair is an actual thing *ugly sobs* I already have a solution, nipple tassels! Conceal the issue when worn... get rid of the issue when removed REALLY FAST " It's more areola hair actually | |||
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"You're both still fairly young (ish), wait till you slip past 40 and it's all about plucking your nipple hair, and shaving your chin! Nobody has time to bleach their arse hole! NIPPLE HAIR?? Part of me is horrified, the bdsm part of me thinks ooohh Yes, nipple hair is an actual thing *ugly sobs* I already have a solution, nipple tassels! Conceal the issue when worn... get rid of the issue when removed REALLY FAST It's more areola hair actually " Yes, definitely this! Plus as I'm very dark haired the toe hair has started rearing it's head too... I'm sexiness personified | |||
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"Genuinely in my list of 'flaws', the colour of my bum hole is very much last on my list " Haha! Oh, I could easily make a list for myself but a porn star asshole is definitely high up | |||
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"Genuinely in my list of 'flaws', the colour of my bum hole is very much last on my list Haha! Oh, I could easily make a list for myself but a porn star asshole is definitely high up " Honestly though I have to ask the question... Why? | |||
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"Genuinely in my list of 'flaws', the colour of my bum hole is very much last on my list Haha! Oh, I could easily make a list for myself but a porn star asshole is definitely high up Honestly though I have to ask the question... Why? " I guess it's just the aesthetic of it? Bit like having the preference of being waxed than letting it all grow freely or dyeing my hair over having greys... dunno, just like the look | |||
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"Genuinely in my list of 'flaws', the colour of my bum hole is very much last on my list Haha! Oh, I could easily make a list for myself but a porn star asshole is definitely high up Honestly though I have to ask the question... Why? I guess it's just the aesthetic of it? Bit like having the preference of being waxed than letting it all grow freely or dyeing my hair over having greys... dunno, just like the look " Fair enough each to their own To be fair I don't tend to look at my own arsehole enough to warrant how others see it. Realistically thought I think the main issues come from a very sensitive area having chems applied. A baboon bum is way worse than a bit of a dark hole | |||
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"So ?? Have you, would you? If you have, was it a salon job or products online? What worked, what didnt? I'm sure a lot of folk are against it... you're welcome to let those thoughts out too ?? Discuss! ??" Bleach is for toilets not for arseholes (in every sense). Too much faddy trends and not enough celebrating our bodies for what they are. I love chubby women, small boobs and normal people. You can keep your plastic moulded supermodels. | |||
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"You're both still fairly young (ish), wait till you slip past 40 and it's all about plucking your nipple hair, and shaving your chin! Nobody has time to bleach their arse hole! " | |||
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"I don't think enough people are looking at my starfish to warrant it. Haha, I keep seeing perfectly pink asses on other profiles and I'm beginning to feel ugly emotions I now have an incredible urge to see your bumhole OMG Me too!! I feel like I should start taking bookings for viewings hahaha" Do it! Do it! Do it! ……and include me on your list | |||
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"No I wouldn't. I'm so pale anyway that my bumhole is barely a different colour to the rest of me. Same with my areola. Sometimes you can't really tell where the edges of them are. " You lucky ducky | |||
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"So ?? Have you, would you? If you have, was it a salon job or products online? What worked, what didnt? I'm sure a lot of folk are against it... you're welcome to let those thoughts out too ?? Discuss! ?? Bleach is for toilets not for arseholes (in every sense). Too much faddy trends and not enough celebrating our bodies for what they are. I love chubby women, small boobs and normal people. You can keep your plastic moulded supermodels." I tick 2 of those boxes!! | |||
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"Why is bleaching your asshole not called changing your ring tone? " | |||
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"So ?? Have you, would you? If you have, was it a salon job or products online? What worked, what didnt? I'm sure a lot of folk are against it... you're welcome to let those thoughts out too ?? Discuss! ?? Bleach is for toilets not for arseholes (in every sense). Too much faddy trends and not enough celebrating our bodies for what they are. I love chubby women, small boobs and normal people. You can keep your plastic moulded supermodels." You know people bleach their hair? Do they just dunk it in the lav? | |||
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"Why is bleaching your asshole not called changing your ring tone? " Genius | |||
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"If someone doesn't like my arsehole the way it is, they're not getting it." Amen to that | |||
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"So ?? Have you, would you? If you have, was it a salon job or products online? What worked, what didnt? I'm sure a lot of folk are against it... you're welcome to let those thoughts out too ?? Discuss! ??" I’m all for a squeaky clean asshole Go ahead unless you use it for a parasol stand | |||
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"I think lemon juice is a natural bleach but don't leave it on more than ten minutes before washing it off " One zesty bum! | |||
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"There are creams for it..." I've seen a few advertised, was wondering if anyone could recommend something that worked... went for the Woo Woo one in the end, will report on results haha! | |||
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"When it’s worded like “skin lightening” it makes it sound like you could have it any colour. Imagine being able to dye it like a hair colour. “Can I have a multi coloured rainbow sphincter please?” A unicorn asshole! A poonicorn lol" Quote of the day | |||
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"How does one tell if your anus needs bleaching or not ? " If it winks at you in the dark you're alright. | |||
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"Why is bleaching your asshole not called changing your ring tone? " will toilet duck do thats got the funny neck to get under my bum cheeks? | |||
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"Why is bleaching your asshole not called changing your ring tone? will toilet duck do thats got the funny neck to get under my bum cheeks?" Do not use big duck!!!! Lol | |||
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"You're both still fairly young (ish), wait till you slip past 40 and it's all about plucking your nipple hair, and shaving your chin! Nobody has time to bleach their arse hole! " 100% this! I got too much going on as it is! | |||
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"Anal bleaching? you mean changing your ring tone? " Point yours in my face and I’ll listen for the crazy frog tone | |||
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