FabSwingers.com forum: It’s (not) all over the news.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make up a tabloid rag headline for any users on this thread.

Make them as silly, outlandish, and as non-offensive as you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keyser the Geezer Don’t Know How To Please Her.

Busty model, 23, lifts lid on Fab Hotties disappointing bedroom technique

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don't Ban Dan!

Mystery organisation known as "the clique" unite to keep their favourite stud muffin on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick-shawed!

(the headline is enough, you can guess the rest!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Dick-shawed!

(the headline is enough, you can guess the rest!

Not at all

Please continue the article

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The Streetlights All Went Out in Shrewsbury: Upstanding Citizen Questioned

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Nero seen drinking coffee in Starbucks....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Prime Minister breaks parliamentary rules by lying to House...wait a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex tom killed by shark infected with monkeypox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MELI ADDICTS

Fora sweetheart lifts the lid on her record number of Fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SPLAT'S YOUR LOT

Popular forumite reveals plans to go UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER

Fab men express disbelief that busty Brummie does not top hot pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ELECT JIM

Nocturnal host unveils plans for Salopian domination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankenpenis

FAB member has penis enlargement surgery, ends up with something that looks like a skinned pepper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lornash wedding sham!

Forum celebrity sweethearts Lorna and Ash have been found to have put on wedding just to collect vouchers to spend in the DFS sale. Insiders say they know the actual date for the end of the double discount sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scandal.

Popular submissives on fab that won't do as they are told.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Lornash wedding sham!

IKEA shares plummet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essex tom killed by shark infected with monkeypox"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant think of any but shit its funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking news!

Popular fab couple always bragging about their perfect relationship found to sleep in separate bedrooms, and havent had sex in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NORA BATTY

Veteran forumite finally loses her shit after secret service goes awry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shag’s bush in Penge located!

Penge residents were stunned today to discover the lair of the elusive Shag Tonight. Eyewitness reports say that there were empty Fanta cans strewn everywhere. And, in an astonishing twist, empty Bassetts Wine Gums wrappers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GRANNY FLUTTERS

Check out our new racing pundit's hot tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man meets woman, veris are left but they haven't fucked yet despite claims they have found the one! Can a fab couple possibly wait till the wedding day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WILLY WONKO

Forum curmudgeon finally posts dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humorous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TOM'S THUMB

Our roving reporter reveals just how he picks the story of the day. What's going on here guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essex tom killed by shark infected with monkeypox"

Edit

Essex tom killed by gay shark infected with monkeypox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keyser Soze “tatt’ll fix it.”

Mysterious forumite spotted at Guatemalan tattoo clinic. Sources say that the depth gauge markings are to become a permanent addition to this legendary appendage.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Keyser Soze “tatt’ll fix it.”

Mysterious forumite spotted at Guatemalan tattoo clinic. Sources say that the depth gauge markings are to become a permanent addition to this legendary appendage. "

Then it turned black and fell off

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Carrick's Schlong Gong

Carrick's self-proclaimed beautiful penis is to be recognised with special jubilee medal from her majesty the Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ANNIE HAUL

Thread started by controversial forumite reaches 175 in record time.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Worra Lorra Lozza

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn's dick pic fills pages 3, 4, 5 & 6 and still fans beg for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOVE ME, TENDER

Our agony uncle Sam reveals his top tips for success with the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko’s canoodles with a jaffa cale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WILLY WONKO

Forum curmudgeon finally posts dick pic"

Click bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/05/22 22:58:20]

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

WONKO IS IN!

In a dramatic U-turn, the Fab Sex-retary of State unexpectedly announced the government's shift, and has confirmed Wonko is in. Until he's out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WONKO IS IN!

In a dramatic U-turn, the Fab Sex-retary of State unexpectedly announced the government's shift, and has confirmed Wonko is in. Until he's out."

I am?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

KINKY INKED SPY!

Shocking revelations today have outed Kinky Inked Bi as a secret Russian assassin who smothers enemies in her humongous bosom.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"WONKO IS IN!

In a dramatic U-turn, the Fab Sex-retary of State unexpectedly announced the government's shift, and has confirmed Wonko is in. Until he's out.

I am? "

Dunno. Made it up like a good tabloid journo.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

OMG. Can we have a round of applause for The Donis's excellent excellent punnage here, people? The man's working overtime!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippy Hippy Shake

Sultry seductress HippyChick shares her new Bollywood-style snaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. Can we have a round of applause for The Donis's excellent excellent punnage here, people? The man's working overtime!

Mrs TMN x"
agreed i think hes really piers morgan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"OMG. Can we have a round of applause for The Donis's excellent excellent punnage here, people? The man's working overtime!

Mrs TMN x"

Working 9-5? Pfffffffft. What a way to make a living

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"OMG. Can we have a round of applause for The Donis's excellent excellent punnage here, people? The man's working overtime!

Mrs TMN x

Working 9-5? Pfffffffft. What a way to make a living

Well, I'm into taking and giving...

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Shock.....

Nora's DVD cupboard found to contain The Life of Brian, The Holy Grail and a Young Ones box set.

Under questioning she also confesses to watching Bake Off, copying the recipes and eating the entire cake while hiding behind the sofa so no one sees her.......

Winston

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Loving these

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

TAIL BACK

Cheshire lady today caused a seven mile tailback as coach loads of tourists arrived to see her 'tail' and catch a glimpse of her famous bumhole.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Loving these

'SHARE PRICES THIGH HIGH'

The value of shares in Fab Fishnet Stocking Inc rose sharply on the announcement that WildBlonde was to front their next marketing campaign...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

LIAR LIAR, HANTS ON FIRE

Jamie Hants appears in court today accused of spreading false rumours about Meli's quim on social media.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

EJECT JIM

Nocturnal Jim lands part in Top Gun part 3.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You Can't Touch This

Keyser Soze claims intellectual copy rights over all penis pictures after his is declared the best. No-one else can now publish any. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You Can't Touch This

Keyser Soze claims intellectual copy rights over all penis pictures after his is declared the best. No-one else can now publish any. Ever."

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TWIST: MY NIBBLES

Exclusive: Mrs TNN interviews street urchin about wanting more.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Wildblonde to present the new series wildlife , to not miss ! All serie will be stream in all freeview channels from May 20th 20:00pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CLIQUE BAIT

Live updates as the usual suspects hijack a popular thread with their unique brand of mutual back-slapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CLIQUE BAIT

Live updates as the usual suspects hijack a popular thread with their unique brand of mutual back-slapping "

This thread was made for you! Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney university release findings and it is shocking!…..

After several years of studies sex professors have concluded that the 69% of actual real people are only on the website for the forums. A small percentage of 42% wasted the studies time.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

After a shocker of a morning this thread has proper cheered me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking news!!

A wagon full of viagra has been robbed near a local pensioners home, but it’s hard to tell if the male residents had a anything you do with it, but the ladies all have a smile on their faces.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh my days

I'm not creative enough for this but these are rather funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popular Scottish forumite in can't tango shocker.

A popular Scottish forumite has come under fire for not being able to dance a tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THERE'S NO I IN TEA

Check out our inclusive threads which are in no way designed to draw attention to the OP

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"THERE'S NO I IN TEA

Check out our inclusive threads which are in no way designed to draw attention to the OP

‘The Donis? More like The Donisn’t!’

Experts query lack of progress as profile pic indicates there is still no movement after months of pushing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘The Donis? More like The Donisn’t!’

Experts query lack of progress as profile pic indicates there is still no movement after months of pushing."

Sisyphus eat your heart out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THERE'S NO I IN TEA

Check out our inclusive threads which are in no way designed to draw attention to the OP

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tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BUSMAN'S HOLIDAY

Forum shock as prolific poster fails to start thread for more than 24 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE FAT SHAGS

After one too many bags of Haribo, you won't believe what he looks like now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This must be your job if not it should be

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"CLIQUE BAIT

Live updates as the usual suspects hijack a popular thread with their unique brand of mutual back-slapping "

*doths cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX

Episode 9: What's going on here guys? We all know where this is heading.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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