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When he hugs you from behind...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... And you get startled so you knee him in the ballz, pin him to the floor and scream "WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW, BITCH?!"

#JustGirlyThings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When he brings you roses and you cannot believe the audacity of him thinking plant genitals would make a good gift so you file for divorce and take him for all he's got.

#JustGirlyThings

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

How do you knee him in the balls if he's behind you?

That's some special kung fu that

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"... And you get startled so you knee him in the ballz, pin him to the floor and scream "WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW, BITCH?!"

#JustGirlyThings "

Never be bored at your place!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you knee him in the balls if he's behind you?

That's some special kung fu that "

I'm like an owl but on the lower half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you knee him in the balls if he's behind you?

That's some special kung fu that

I'm like an owl but on the lower half"

That skill is very useful in certain other situations too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When he asks for a threesome but he means ffm not mmf so you rip his head off and eat the part of his brain that dared to make that mistake

#JustGirlyThings

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"How do you knee him in the balls if he's behind you?

That's some special kung fu that

I'm like an owl but on the lower half"

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Been drinking??

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been drinking??

Gbat "

Only the blood of my ex lovers

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Not Mango juice??

Gbat

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

When he hugs you from behind and you're like "Bro what the heck bro" and he's like " Sh-should I stop?" and you're like "No, it's really nice, I appreciate you bro" and he's like "Same bro, you're doing great" and I'm like "Bro" and he leaves and I didn't even catch his name, just his dick imprint on my jeans.

#JustBroStuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he hugs you from behind and you're like "Bro what the heck bro" and he's like " Sh-should I stop?" and you're like "No, it's really nice, I appreciate you bro" and he's like "Same bro, you're doing great" and I'm like "Bro" and he leaves and I didn't even catch his name, just his dick imprint on my jeans.

#JustBroStuff "

You cherish that dick imprint. Cherish it forever

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