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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey folks,

What are your most cringeworthy or funny stories during your time doing this?

Mine was getting kicked out of my first club for accidentally getting too d*unk due to nerves.

I tried to swing around a pole, thinking I’d be all casual and just carry on walking.

Sadly, I didn’t realise how slippy yet grippy they were.

Anyway, after uncontrollably flailing around the pole for what felt like forever, I went flying into a group of people and landed in a heap on the floor.

Not my finest moment.

Can anyone top that?

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "

Haha. We all gotta eat!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

We set the duvet on fire during a threesome…it was due to a candle flame, rather than the scorching hot FFM we were all enjoying. We beat the flame out, which filled the room with scorched feathers. We opened a window to get rid of the burning smell and carried on.

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock


"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "

Genuinely hilarious. Were they stacked or just thrown on the side?

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By *aydalcroydonWoman
over a year ago

croydon

A couple came to ours he was pushy she was nice but seemed off her head. We told them we’re wasn’t interested in playing. He grabbed his coat, stole bottles of wine and left his wife sitting on our sofa.

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth


"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "

Can I have a fivers worth? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These are brilliant.

Keep ‘em comin’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now

Can I have a fivers worth? X"

With inflation it’ll be 14 quid now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had my IUD literally fucked out of me mid-meet.

totally wasn't hilarious at the time because: pain and bloodbath.

but we find it funny now. i called my bestfriend at the time hysterical and she screenshotted a picture of me literally holding this little anchor like 'wtf is thaaaat', while i was turning his bathroom into a scene from Carrie.

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had my IUD literally fucked out of me mid-meet.

totally wasn't hilarious at the time because: pain and bloodbath.

but we find it funny now. i called my bestfriend at the time hysterical and she screenshotted a picture of me literally holding this little anchor like 'wtf is thaaaat', while i was turning his bathroom into a scene from Carrie.

Px "

"Little anchor" and "scene from Carrie"

Thank you quacksplat for that much needed laugh x

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Ooh I pulled a hair out my fanny once after and had a mini crisis thinking it was my coil coming out.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Shit on someone once. He'd been drilling me in the arse for about half an hour. We took a break then went for round 2 normal sex and it just came out.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "

Had he been saving up?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

[Removed by poster at 18/05/22 18:52:05]

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I’ve not had embarrassing / funny moments from my time in fab, just hot, sexy and life-changing ones (in a good way). Before fab I thought I’d k*lled a woman mid fuck when she pas*ed out during orgasm

Hades

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By *orthernguyXXXMan
over a year ago

ashington

Walked in on a group doing naked yoga

When locking a school at night

They had put the lights out and I thought they'd gone

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "

How long does a £7 blow job last??

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By *ckerman2Man
over a year ago

newport/cardiff

When i was younger i had my answerphone in the bedroom, thought i'd be lazy not having to go downstairs to listen. Worked fine until my mother started leaving a 10 minute message during a threesome, playing out loud to the room. Had us in stitches

Oh and i once went to the wrong pub for a meet as the names were similar, but i expect we've all been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once literally fucked out a woman’s IUD on a meet at mine, swiftly followed by her locking herself in my bathroom and screaming hysterically down the phone to her mate for an hour

Wait

What

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I once literally fucked out a woman’s IUD on a meet at mine, swiftly followed by her locking herself in my bathroom and screaming hysterically down the phone to her mate for an hour

Wait

What "

You two are adorable, well suited to each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did pass out due to too much vodka a few years back.

He was younger and I wanted Dutch courage

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I was once in the Townhouse with my partner using the sex swing. After much fun she had to "tap out" as she was seeing stars and had made the area a bit of a puddle and needed to hydrate.

After she got out and went for refreshments I got a round of applause. For staying back and cleaning everything down

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