FabSwingers.com forum: By popular demand of Granny Crumpet - Random Status Update Generator GCv1 edition.

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The Random Generator Productions Corporation presents the return of The Random Status Update Generator GCv1 edition.

For a limited period you… yes YOU Granny Crumpet can have a totally FREE Random Status

Why sit and struggle with those fiddly little keys to type in your status update…..when we can do it for you.

Impress your friends.

Be a smart Crumpet.

Use the Random Status Update Generator.

It’s FREE!

No hidden charges.

No need to hand over your pension book details – unless you really want to.

Request your FREE, yes FREE Random Status Update and if you are not 100% satisfied…. well to be honest we don’t really care but we will give you a full refund.

Terms and conditions apply.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

crikey !! totally free !!

yes please

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

One for me please?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"crikey !! totally free !!

yes please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Granny Crumpet made me do it....... blame her!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dear Random Status Generator......

I would like a Status Update please.

Take into account all my finest features when informing the generator , stressing to suitors that youth , six packs and money alone are not enough.

Thanks xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"One for me please?"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Wake up and smell the roses.... but careful not to inhale the insects.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"One for me please?

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Wake up and smell the roses.... but careful not to inhale the insects."

Thank you

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Random Status Generator......

I would like a Status Update please.

Take into account all my finest features when informing the generator , stressing to suitors that youth , six packs and money alone are not enough.

Thanks xx"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I knitted you a 7 inch wooley willy warmer... don't worry it will shrink in the wash to fit.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dear Random Status Generator......

I would like a Status Update please.

Take into account all my finest features when informing the generator , stressing to suitors that youth , six packs and money alone are not enough.

Thanks xx

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I knitted you a 7 inch wooley willy warmer... don't worry it will shrink in the wash to fit."

Valiant effort ..... thanks x

About as 'listening' as HBSC.......

Im orft now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Yes please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

It has been in 3 boil washes and it is still falling off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might I have a status please, your Poloness?

Ideally one to inform potential shags that were I meeting, experience, a six pack and a brilliant intellect would be a bloody good start and may even seal the deal, so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Random Status Generator ( GCv1)

Could I possibly request one more example of your ongoing genius to assist the elaboration of my profile....

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Might I have a status please, your Poloness?

Ideally one to inform potential shags that were I meeting, experience, a six pack and a brilliant intellect would be a bloody good start and may even seal the deal, so to speak."

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Many great minds were considered insane before they changed something - changing your socks doesn’t count.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Random Status Generator ( GCv1)

Could I possibly request one more example of your ongoing genius to assist the elaboration of my profile....

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Not everything you want to say, needs to be said… it’s why we have baseball bats.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Dear Madame could i possible bother you for a random thought

much appreciated

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Madame could i possible bother you for a random thought

much appreciated

ta"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

A leopard cannot change its spots… but makes a nice rug to shag on.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Dear Madame could i possible bother you for a random thought

much appreciated

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

A leopard cannot change its spots… but makes a nice rug to shag on.

"
love it thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Random Status Generator ( GCv1)

Could I possibly request one more example of your ongoing genius to assist the elaboration of my profile....

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Not everything you want to say, needs to be said… it’s why we have baseball bats.

Gratitude Domina Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might I have a status please, your Poloness?

Ideally one to inform potential shags that were I meeting, experience, a six pack and a brilliant intellect would be a bloody good start and may even seal the deal, so to speak.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Many great minds were considered insane before they changed something - changing your socks doesn’t count.

Mucho thankies!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Dear RSG (GCv1),

Please may I have a status,

many thanks

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

Dear Random Status Generator

We were so pleased with the previous update supplied by your wonderful service, we have returned for a second update

Thanks in anticipation

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear RSG (GCv1),

Please may I have a status,

many thanks

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If I counted my blessings instead of my money, I could buy a new pair of shoes.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Random Status Generator

We were so pleased with the previous update supplied by your wonderful service, we have returned for a second update

Thanks in anticipation"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

'no thanks' is not rejection... more a redirection towards other profiles.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

Another gem. Thank you once again

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

an update for us please.

ps see what i mean about that eurotongue.

pps with granny lowering her shagging criteria,it's like she's asking me to give her one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an update for us please.

ps see what i mean about that eurotongue.

pps with granny lowering her shagging criteria,it's like she's asking me to give her one.

Oi.... Granny's standards haven't sunk that low... She's far too intelligent and utterly gorgeous.... ( grovel grovel.... )

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"an update for us please.

ps see what i mean about that eurotongue.

pps with granny lowering her shagging criteria,it's like she's asking me to give her one.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

The boughs that bear most fruit hang lowest…. the same can be said for underpants and follow-throughs.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am intrigued enough to request something more appealing, but with complete trepidation

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"an update for us please.

ps see what i mean about that eurotongue.

pps with granny lowering her shagging criteria,it's like she's asking me to give her one.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

The boughs that bear most fruit hang lowest…. the same can be said for underpants and follow-throughs.

thank you polo,love it.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I am intrigued enough to request something more appealing, but with complete trepidation

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Idle hands are the devil's playthings… so I wank to keep him away.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am intrigued enough to request something more appealing, but with complete trepidation

Idle hands are the devil's playthings… so I wank to keep him away.

Cheers, I knew I could rely on you

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Only if it really is free... With NSA of course (although I am partial to the odd length of rope)

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Only if it really is free... With NSA of course (although I am partial to the odd length of rope)

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck - you're probably not be in the club jacuzzi.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Only if it really is free... With NSA of course (although I am partial to the odd length of rope)

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck - you're probably not be in the club jacuzzi."

Lol much appreciated xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we have one please polo

be gentle

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"can we have one please polo

be gentle

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

It's no use crying over spilt milk…. you just make the wet patch bigger.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Dear Santa......

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Santa......"

I'll have to get back to you later... I am required for spud stuffing duties.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How does one stuff a potato ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we have one please polo

be gentle

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

It's no use crying over spilt milk…. you just make the wet patch bigger.

"
thanks polo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i to late for the offer?? If not please may i have a freebie

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Santa......"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

One swallow doesn't make a summer… but it finishes off a blow-job nicely.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Am i to late for the offer?? If not please may i have a freebie "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

The pen is mightier than the sword…. unless you are fighting Edward Scissorhands.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"How does one stuff a potato ?"

You poke his eyes out just before the film starts.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think I need a new status...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo new status for me please

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

We would like a status please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a status if you would be so kind polo

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I think I need a new status...

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Strike while the iron is hot……. it hurts more.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"oooo new status for me please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Roses are red, sometimes they're pink. The rust on my badge is starting to stink.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"We would like a status please.."

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Sex is like maths.

Add a bed, take away the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don’t multiply!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"a status if you would be so kind polo"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Navel piercing – is it just a handy place to hang the air freshener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo seems like fun can we have one to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does one stuff a potato ?"

Strap-on carrott??

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oooo seems like fun can we have one to xx"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Sex is like oxygen… it’s only a problem when you’re not getting any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grovels on knees! We are not worthy!!! Thank you xx

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