FabSwingers.com forum: Put in some effort

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you know or how can you explain what effort you should put into a site like this?

How many times have you read ‘I wish someone would make an effort?’ In a thread when someone asks a question about messages that they don’t receive or have received? A first message that says FAF? A reply that says ‘hi’ - I know these are extremes of lack of effort. But, what effort do you need for an initial ice breaker on the internet?

There is an app where you swipe left or right and we get wound up on fab when someone winks and doesn’t message, or hasn’t put there gcse results in a profile.

Have fun, but could you please put your best opening line below that we can all copy and paste into our messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great foreskin" works a treat

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Hi!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

FAM?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Get in the van”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could lose some weight in the next six months please message me back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look best on my knees" has never failed me yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite meets was with someone who's opening message was "baaaaa!!"

No effort required. Just random farm animal noises will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could lose some weight in the next six months please message me back.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Use up all 60 characters that will be visible in the summary

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Get your coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi wuu2

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Meat wallet needs lube

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"“Get in the van”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meat wallet needs lube"

Urgh urgh

It's a bit early for that, compersion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash my back doors in wipe your dick on my face zip up and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you by any chance, be interested in the two of us clashing genitals in a pleasurable way later on tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which pub do you want to be fingered in?"

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Cake?

Depends on type, airy fairy sponge thing nah - boozy fruit cake I'd be round in a jiffy especially if marzipan is involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now for a real one

Hello My name is Natalia was browsing though and stumbled on to your profile it’s a pleasure to meet you insert user name off profile

I think your profile is wonderful and it cought my eye really liked this part off the text insert something from they profile

I also looked at your pics they are wonderful and you probably get this all the time about how beautiful your are so I am going to not blow smoke and tell you that as you will probably just think it’s another blowing smoke to get in to your knickers

“ not in the message” if you notice how I did just complement them but hid it well

Little about me I am just your normal person seeing what’s out there was maybe wondering if I could peak your interested in some chat and see how things progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have jam doughnuts

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I have jam doughnuts

I can't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could lose some weight in the next six months please message me back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a woman, I don't send messages.

I just sit in my gravy stained t-shirt, licking custard creams and moaning about the shite messages that men send me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" would you be interested in a used Volvo for sale"

Usually gets a response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi slag, want my cock now?

Works every time for me.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m not really bothered, as long as they don’t abbreviate words too much. Anything friendly works for me….Gerard Butler could send a full stop & it’d be fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not really bothered, as long as they don’t abbreviate words too much. Anything friendly works for me….Gerard Butler could send a full stop & it’d be fine! "

Read my profile.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Meat wallet needs lube

Urgh urgh

It's a bit early for that, compersion!! "

Lol, second time I spit my coffee!! This and the “Foof hungry men”

Love ya Comps

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By *dible_KinkCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do you keep an aardvark in your back garden?

Having that as a title has worked for me in the past - nice and random

Mr.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

""I look best on my knees" has never failed me yet!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not really bothered, as long as they don’t abbreviate words too much. Anything friendly works for me….Gerard Butler could send a full stop & it’d be fine! "

How does a curly question mark make you feel by someone that looks like me… ?

*asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now for a real one

Hello My name is Natalia was browsing though and stumbled on to your profile it’s a pleasure to meet you insert user name off profile

I think your profile is wonderful and it cought my eye really liked this part off the text insert something from they profile

“ not in the message” if you notice how I did just complement them but hid it well

Little about me I am just your normal person seeing what’s out there was maybe wondering if I could peak your interested in some chat and see how things progress "

I’ve never received anything like this. At all!!!

Seriously starting to think that the forums have a certain view that the rest of fab doesn’t.

But that’s exactly the type of thing that would get me engaged, and absolutely someone has made an effort. But by no mistake, if that pace pic doesn’t grab my attention first, their effort is wasted from the word go.

And in return, if they appear hot to me, they could have just said “hi’ want to chat? “

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm not giving away my secrets to success on here, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF/FAM at x club event would be ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is your favourite cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know or how can you explain what effort you should put into a site like this?

There is an app where you swipe left or right and we get wound up on fab when someone winks and doesn’t message, or hasn’t put there gcse results in a profile.

Have fun, but could you please put your best opening line below that we can all copy and paste into our messages?

We sometimes put Donald Trump as the header… it always catches the eye, and we have never had one of them ignored

followed up by “apologies for the strange title, but it stands out…” and then continue with what we actually want to say… men, you gotta think outside the box, lads!

*any usage of this advice that results in sexual deviancy, you owe us a pint.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I'll distroy your cunt, your man can watch and it will be the best night of your life. Ps, I'll make you squirt.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I always make an effort with a first introduction message on here (not done for a while) or elsewhere. I expect the same rather than "hi" or "hello".

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