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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I gave you eight minutes. I'm the ²nd ¹st poster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just seen a photo of a bloke having a wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1910 not much happened. Which was a relief in some parts of the world because Halley’s Comet passed between the sun and Earth, bringing with it predictions of tidal waves, plagues and other disasters.

This is perhaps the most famous comet in history, returning to Earth's vicinity about every seventy five years. It was last here in 1986, and scientists expect it to return in 2061.

It is named after English astronomer Edmond Halley, who was born in London and lived from 1656 until 1742. He studied reports of comets that had been approaching Earth in 1531, 1607 and 1682.

His studies led him to conclude that the three bodies were in fact the same comet orbiting the sun and he worked out that it would return close to Earth in 1758. Halley’s prediction turned out to be correct, but he did not live to see it. Nevertheless, in time the comet came to be named officially in his honour as 1P/Halley.

It is known as a “periodic” comet and was noted in 1066 when, over in France, William, Duke of Normandy, was preparing the conquest of England. He took control of the country by defeating King Harold at the Battle of Hastings and thereafter became known as William the Conqueror.

Shortly before the invasion Halley’s Comet was seen in the sky and William believed its appearance heralded his success.

The event is recorded on the Bayeux Tapestry, the famous 230 feet-long record of the conquest which has been classified as a historic monument since 1840. It was entrusted to the French city of Bayeux in 1804 by Napoléon Bonaparte and attracts more than 400,000 visitors a year.

In her 2005 book La Tapisserie de Bayeux, Sylvette Lemagnen, conservator of the tapestry, wrote: “The Bayeux Tapestry's survival almost intact over nine centuries is little short of miraculous ... Its exceptional length, the harmony and freshness of its colours, its exquisite workmanship, and the genius of its guiding spirit combine to make it endlessly fascinating.”

For Halley himself the endless fascination lay more in matters concerning his comet and in 1691 he applied for the post of Savilian Professor of Astronomy at Oxford University. He was undoubtedly well qualified for the job but found himself up against a religious wall.

John Flamsteed, the God-fearing Astronomer Royal of the day, joined members of the Anglican Church to criticise Halley’s faith because he had publicly doubted the age of the Earth as given in the Bible. He had also contended that Noah's flood could have been the result of a cometary impact.

It was enough to wreck Halley’s academic hopes. Ironically, he succeeded Flamsteed as Astronomer Royal in 1720, and continued to hold the position until his death in 1742 at the age of 85.

The name Halley rhymes with the word ‘valley’ and seemed to be straight forward until the late 1950s when a rock star took the pop world by storm with his recording of Rock Around The Clock. His name was Bill Haley and with a nod to the astronomer named his backing band The Comets.

As Bill Haley and The Comets rocketed to fame their influence was believed by many to have been instrumental in the frequent, and incorrect, reference to the celestial body as Haley’s comet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its sleep or shag time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dfun. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its sleep or shag time"

Are you sleeping or shagging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant sleep. Been up since 1. Up at 6..help me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cant sleep. Been up since 1. Up at 6..help me "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, NNN. Have you tried bashing your lovely bishop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still awake Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still awake Jim "

I noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still awake Jim

I noticed."

Ash is snoring, the cat is snoring so I'm in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lorna, would you like to guess the age of someone famous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, would you like to guess the age of someone famous?"

Yes! This is what I need.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, would you like to guess the age of someone famous?

Yes! This is what I need. "

I'll be right back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, would you like to guess the age of someone famous?

Yes! This is what I need.

I'll be right back."

Miss you already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Tina Fey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Tina!

How old do you think Tina Fey is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Tina Fey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Tina!

How old do you think Tina Fey is?"

Oh she must be in her 50's.

I'm going with 55?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Tina Fey's birthday today. Happy birthday, Tina!

How old do you think Tina Fey is?

Oh she must be in her 50's.

I'm going with 55?"

Not bad. 52.

I'm going to give you another celebrity birthday.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Goooooooooooooooooooood night/morning Jim.

How are you doing fine sir? And everyone else in here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Toyah Wilcox's birthday today. Happy birthday, Toyah!

How old do you think Toyah Wilcox is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooooooooooooooooooood night/morning Jim.

How are you doing fine sir? And everyone else in here."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. I'm bobbing along. How the flip are you?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"It's Toyah Wilcox's birthday today. Happy birthday, Toyah!

How old do you think Toyah Wilcox is?"

It’s a mystery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Toyah Wilcox's birthday today. Happy birthday, Toyah!

How old do you think Toyah Wilcox is?

It’s a mystery "

Yes!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Goooooooooooooooooooood night/morning Jim.

How are you doing fine sir? And everyone else in here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. I'm bobbing along. How the flip are you?"

Great to hear. I’m fantastic thank you Jim. It’s almost Thursday so that means it’s very nearly Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooooooooooooooooooood night/morning Jim.

How are you doing fine sir? And everyone else in here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. I'm bobbing along. How the flip are you?

Great to hear. I’m fantastic thank you Jim. It’s almost Thursday so that means it’s very nearly Friday!"

I like the way you think, and not just Wednesdays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(dragon)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Toyah Wilcox's birthday today. Happy birthday, Toyah!

How old do you think Toyah Wilcox is?"

62?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Toyah Wilcox's birthday today. Happy birthday, Toyah!

How old do you think Toyah Wilcox is?

62?"

Closer this time. 64.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Martika's birthday today. Happy birthday, Martika!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

How old do you think Martika is?

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over a year ago


"It's Martika's birthday today. Happy birthday, Martika!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

How old do you think Martika is?"

45?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Martika's birthday today. Happy birthday, Martika!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

How old do you think Martika is?

45?"

Wrong decade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Martika's birthday today. Happy birthday, Martika!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

How old do you think Martika is?

45?

Wrong decade."

56?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Martika's birthday today. Happy birthday, Martika!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

How old do you think Martika is?

45?

Wrong decade.

56?"

53.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Martika's birthday today. Happy birthday, Martika!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

How old do you think Martika is?

45?

Wrong decade.

56?

53."

Not bad with my second go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Rick Wakeman's birthday today. Happy birthday, Rick!

How old do you think Rick Wakeman is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Martika's birthday today. Happy birthday, Martika!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

How old do you think Martika is?

45?

Wrong decade.

56?

53.

Not bad with my second go. "

You've done well today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooooorning Jim

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Morning all

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Cant sleep. Been up since 1. Up at 6..help me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, NNN. Have you tried bashing your lovely bishop?"

Goooooooood moooooooning Vietnam Na.... WHAT...that wars over. Goooood Moooorning Irrrrraq....WHAT....that one too, Gooooood Moooooorning Afgan..... OH FFS....... Gooooood Moooooning Ukkkkkkrain is there anywhere on this f...kin planet people ain't pissed on.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Cant sleep. Been up since 1. Up at 6..help me

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, NNN. Have you tried bashing your lovely bishop?

Goooooooood moooooooning Vietnam Na.... WHAT...that wars over. Goooood Moooorning Irrrrraq....WHAT....that one too, Gooooood Moooooorning Afgan..... OH FFS....... Gooooood Moooooning Ukkkkkkrain is there anywhere on this f...kin planet people ain't pissed on. "

Sorry off topic just sooooo f.in tired.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, I read your big one again

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Jim, I read your big one again "

^ ditto!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I read your big one again "

I thought you might like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dunk, hello!

Joel, hello!

Margaret, hello!

Nero, ditto!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

.....and for the record: I wasn't bewailing that there weren't enough male Nocturnalites last night! You rotten scoundrels!

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