FabSwingers.com forum: Ruined it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've eaten healthy all day.

Water, fruit , even bloody couscous.

Not sat eating a jam doughnut.

Why???

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire

"I've eaten healthy all day.

Water, fruit , even bloody couscous.

Not sat eating a jam doughnut.

Why???"

Probably because you’re a perfectly normal human being! Just don’t have one tomorrow….

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"I've eaten healthy all day.

Water, fruit , even bloody couscous.

Not sat eating a jam doughnut.

Why???"

Because water, fruit and couscous (yuk) are bleughh and jam doughnuts are yummy, especially when the jam splodges out all over you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Because doughnuts are fucking delicious

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is key

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I've eaten healthy all day.

Water, fruit , even bloody couscous.

Not sat eating a jam doughnut.

Why???"

You’ll be massive tomorrow now!!! Shame on you

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Because they are delicious and your willpower went out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you live the feeling of something sticky dripping down your chin?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sounds like a balanced diet!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sounds like a balanced diet!"

Isn't a balanced diet when you eat all the food groups whilst on a seesaw?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Couscous is indeed a most curious thing.

I sort of like it in small doses.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Life is too short not to eat doughnuts.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I would have just had a large packet of doughnuts after my bacon sarnie

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Sounds like a balanced diet!

Isn't a balanced diet when you eat all the food groups whilst on a seesaw?"

Depends who's on the other end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note, it's because your body just told you that it didn't get the calorific intake it's used to so stop being selfish and give me sugar.

Starting any diet is more about awareness and condition of mind than anything else.

Okay the boring bastard is going back in his box now

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I do this all the time. I reason with myself that if I’ve been good all day I deserve a treat

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"even bloody couscous. "

How is that healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"even bloody couscous.

How is that healthy

Because it's got the calorific content of cardboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because doughnuts are actually nice and the rest is shite.

Just to make you feel worse I’ve ate healthy all day. Chicken, rice and veg x2, oats and whey and a protein bar

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Self destruction

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Done the same. It's been a long hard day at work. I was in the supermarket and fancy stuffed crust pizzas were on offer. I really hadn't the fucks left to cook the kids a decent meal tonight, I wanted a night off from the stove. Just open the box and put in oven for about 18 mins, winner. Plus ice-cream to finish off. The kids were chuffed and so was I for such an easy meal and less washing up.

It's only when I read this I remember I'd been good all day and now fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because doughnuts are mega and now I want one.

I ate three soleros last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same... then i went had 3 pints of guiness and a chippy tea

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