FabSwingers.com forum: Huge cock and the dicks not bad either

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick and a face for radio.

Seeing that everyone else has a thread I thought I needed one too!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Yeah but what's the mantle piece like? They need to know what they'll be looking at while they're wanking off... the fire?

LvM

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

That is MASSIVE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah but what's the mantle piece like? They need to know what they'll be looking at while they're wanking off... the fire?

LvM"

Believe me my face would sink a thousand ships not launch them

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *ony tunnelMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

Have you got a licence for that dangerous weapon.???

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Yeah but what's the mantle piece like? They need to know what they'll be looking at while they're wanking off... the fire?

LvM

Believe me my face would sink a thousand ships not launch them"

I doubt they'd be able to see clearly through the tears that thing would cause........

Well done sir. You've been blessed by the cock fairy.

Best of luck to all that sail on it.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

With a cock that big most ladies would let the face slide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is MASSIVE!!!! "

Jungle is massive!

Junglist massive!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is MASSIVE!!!!

Jungle is massive!

Junglist massive!!"

Wicked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d hang out of ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is MASSIVE!!!!

Jungle is massive!

Junglist massive!!"

https://youtu.be/10aILuvIkPQ

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

The lady in 21oct 21 taking your whole length is impressive. My joanne struggles with 8" cock let alone 11".thats one impressive lady there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to know a guy with one that big. He loved showing it off to literally everyone. Well he did to me. To honest it really didn't impress me. Of course it is nice.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick...."

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When you go through Customs at the airport and they ask you "Anything to dicklare"... what's your usual response?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick....

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When you go through Customs at the airport and they ask you "Anything to dicklare"... what's your usual response?"

Oh this has brightened my day and giggling here!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

All I'd need to know is do you give oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick....

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When you go through Customs at the airport and they ask you "Anything to dicklare"... what's your usual response?"

Actually had to be searched a few times as they noticed the bulge and was suspicious of it

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hope it all works out for you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick....

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When you go through Customs at the airport and they ask you "Anything to dicklare"... what's your usual response?

Actually had to be searched a few times as they noticed the bulge and was suspicious of it"

Did they have to look at it or touch it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick....

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When you go through Customs at the airport and they ask you "Anything to dicklare"... what's your usual response?

Actually had to be searched a few times as they noticed the bulge and was suspicious of it"

Was it just because some pervy security type wanted to cop a feel?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that I am (well-endowed). And I think that I have nice face aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick and a face for radio.

Seeing that everyone else has a thread I thought I needed one too!"

Ffs, you could do demolition work with that thing. Amount of ribs that would break and the internal organ damage would take some explaining at A&E -Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me an (inbox) ladies.

If you would like a 'face' photo of myself?

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Surely your weapon can be used for sporting purposes, maybe a coconut shy or perhaps for transportation across a flooded river. It's wasted on us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick and a face for radio.

Seeing that everyone else has a thread I thought I needed one too!"

Everyone? You’re over exaggerating that as well are we?

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Fair play… that is huge

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By *unky30Man
over a year ago

Swansea

That's a fucking weapon mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey batter batter batter! Swing batter! He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, SWING batter!”

Ferris Bueller's day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job you weren’t in Iraq in 2003, you would’ve had your collar felt by the NATO troops looking for WMDs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Been told am a huge cock with a not bad dick....

•

When you go through Customs at the airport and they ask you "Anything to dicklare"... what's your usual response?

Actually had to be searched a few times as they noticed the bulge and was suspicious of it

Was it just because some pervy security type wanted to cop a feel?!

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I think the OP wanted to feel a Cop.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Am I going to have to start one for the average cocks so they don't feel left out?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Am I going to have to start one for the average cocks so they don't feel left out? "

Way ahead of you

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Am I going to have to start one for the average cocks so they don't feel left out?

Way ahead of you

LvM"

I'm off to join

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"All I'd need to know is do you give oral."

I do but I'm not massive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have challenged your massive dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like a third arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a big cock and a face for radio don't worry, just be the one that does the fucking and it can be dogie style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a cock that big most ladies would let the face slide"

I can understand why u would think that but honestly not true

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I swear it just keeps getting bigger with each new pic. What are you feeding it? :D.

Seriously though, really impressive man

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I swear it just keeps getting bigger with each new pic. What are you feeding it? :D.

Seriously though, really impressive man

Apparently he had a close relationship with Henry that lasted quite a long time and it literally sucked his insides into his dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume it has its’ own passport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what did you say ?

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Yeah but what's the mantle piece like? They need to know what they'll be looking at while they're wanking off... the fire?

LvM

Believe me my face would sink a thousand ships not launch them"

I'd trade any face for what you're packing man

. Don't worry about it and be proud

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

This thread reminds me of a viral video of a guy getting arrested, he’s handcuffed behind his back and two male cops are frisking him.

One cop feels down his leg and grabs something and says “sir, what are you hiding in your pocket?” “Is that a weapon?!”

The arrested man with a dead pan face says “No sir, that’s my penis”

Cracks me up every time I see it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I assume it has its own passport "

Not only its own passport but when it passes through borders he follows 5 minutes later.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This thread reminds me of a viral video of a guy getting arrested, he’s handcuffed behind his back and two male cops are frisking him.

One cop feels down his leg and grabs something and says “sir, what are you hiding in your pocket?” “Is that a weapon?!”

The arrested man with a dead pan face says “No sir, that’s my penis”

Cracks me up every time I see it

I remember that

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"This thread reminds me of a viral video of a guy getting arrested, he’s handcuffed behind his back and two male cops are frisking him.

One cop feels down his leg and grabs something and says “sir, what are you hiding in your pocket?” “Is that a weapon?!”

The arrested man with a dead pan face says “No sir, that’s my penis”

Cracks me up every time I see it

I remember that

I love it! That cop just felt his penis in a hotel foyer

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

....at least I know who got my share when God was sharing it .....bastard

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This thread reminds me of a viral video of a guy getting arrested, he’s handcuffed behind his back and two male cops are frisking him.

One cop feels down his leg and grabs something and says “sir, what are you hiding in your pocket?” “Is that a weapon?!”

The arrested man with a dead pan face says “No sir, that’s my penis”

Cracks me up every time I see it

I remember that

I love it! That cop just felt his penis in a hotel foyer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Where did the OP go (original penis?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume it has its own passport

Not only its own passport but when it passes through borders he follows 5 minutes later."

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Where did the OP go (original penis?!)

I think he still has an OP video up…

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Where did the OP go (original penis?!)

I think he still has an OP video up…

All those happy women in his videos, and he calls his size a disadvantage, to make the rest of us feel better :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Taken it all down due to too much hassle, don't really need the shit at the moment

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Taken it all down due to too much hassle, don't really need the shit at the moment "

Sorry you were getting hassle for sharing your pics

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Taken it all down due to too much hassle, don't really need the shit at the moment "

Sorry to hear. How were you getting hassle?

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By *wales123Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

That’s the size of a teenagers arm….. that’s fucking massive

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Wanted to see them pics and vids of happy woman aswel

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