FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas list

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok I am sending you my list of things I would like..

Underwear 40DD size 20 knickers

Perfume

Soap and glory stuff (love it)

Clothes

Make up (A must)

lots of cock

a man under the mistletoe

My future Mr right

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do you like a man to come down your chimney?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do you like a man to come down your chimney?"

ermmmm yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list is a bit different.

It features things like a new Dremel, (my ex-bf has broken mine).

Lots of cock is on the list though.

Along with a genuine Hitachi Magic Wand and an Eroscillator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly dont think theres anything i need..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Honestly dont think theres anything i need..

Christmas isn't about need, it's about want

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Honestly dont think theres anything i need..

You need me.....

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Ok I am sending you my list of things I would like..

Underwear 40DD size 20 knickers

Perfume

Soap and glory stuff (love it)

Clothes

Make up (A must)

lots of cock

a man under the mistletoe

My future Mr right

Not much then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Honestly dont think theres anything i need..

Hush Ms. Goody Two Shoes who is going to Heaven .... It's the season of Greed and Ingratitude.

I WANT . ( not need )

Silver drop earings.

All the D.V.D series of The Thick of It.

Brandy

Tights - Black - Millions of them

Good Pens ( God they are sexy )

Good Stationery ( Sooooo Sniffable )

A Soft Snuggly Housecoat.

Money.

Slippers.

Draught Proofing.

Six Months off Work.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

And fuck off Good Sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wish list

Black stockings/hold ups

Lingerie

A gorgeous guy to wear them for

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"My wish list

Black stockings/hold ups

Lingerie

A gorgeous guy to wear them for

My kind of girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like my mojo back.

I miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And fuck off Good Sex. "

That would be on my list. Apart from that there's nothing I need and nothing I want. Absolutely nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point in doing christmas list, just found out on the OMG thread santas not real..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok for christmas i would like

diamonds

underwear

shoes

a new car

curling tongs

hair extensions so the hair drapes over my boobs

tickets for michael buble (i actually love him)

A weekend spa break

a week at disneyland..

Think that will do for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok I am sending you my list of things I would like..

Underwear 40DD size 20 knickers

Perfume

Soap and glory stuff (love it)

Clothes

Make up (A must)

lots of cock

a man under the mistletoe

My future Mr right

Not much then

No not much.....

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

That was my list... are you saying I can't have that

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

That was my list... are you saying I can't have that

Completely the opposite....you can have exactly that

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)

"Ok I am sending you my list of things I would like..

Underwear 40DD size 20 knickers

Perfume

Soap and glory stuff (love it)

Clothes

Make up (A must)

lots of cock

a man under the mistletoe

My future Mr right

Can I have the exact same please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want

Tickets for Download festival to see Rammstein

A Clogau love notes key pendant

Some Pandora charms

Some more Viktor & Rolf perfume

A long fleecy hooded nightdress, extra cosy and warm

A weekend in Berlin

Books

I think that will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Airline tickets to somewhere hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

That was my list... are you saying I can't have that

Completely the opposite....you can have exactly that

Brilliant! ...is he a friend of yours?

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

That was my list... are you saying I can't have that

Completely the opposite....you can have exactly that

Brilliant! ...is he a friend of yours?

Ohhh that was painful and hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

That was my list... are you saying I can't have that

Completely the opposite....you can have exactly that

Brilliant! ...is he a friend of yours?

Ohhh that was painful and hurt

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Mine is a treat between Christmas and New Year

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

That was my list... are you saying I can't have that

Completely the opposite....you can have exactly that

Brilliant! ...is he a friend of yours?

Ohhh that was painful and hurt

The pain still hurts so bad, not sure I'm going to make it........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need anything myself as I have everything I need. However, I would like to get a pair of Mutt Muffs for the dog.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I'd like my mojo back.

I miss it."

Awww, bless.

Are they still a penny each....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like my mojo back.

I miss it.

Awww, bless.

Are they still a penny each....?

I bloody wish. I could have spares for times like this.

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'll have a personal trainer who doubles as a shagnasty studdmuffin.

Would you now....you had better get your list written up then

That was my list... are you saying I can't have that

Completely the opposite....you can have exactly that

Brilliant! ...is he a friend of yours?

Ohhh that was painful and hurt

I'm still hurting here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

Alcohol (not fussy - anything will do)

Some sex

A mahoooosive bottle of baby oil

Socks

A hand made silk lined woollen willy warmer

An invisible dog

Thanks muchly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and I'd like either wheel or hitch lock for my camping trailer.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want

Tickets for Download festival to see Rammstein

A Clogau love notes key pendant

Some Pandora charms

Some more Viktor & Rolf perfume

A long fleecy hooded nightdress, extra cosy and warm

A weekend in Berlin

Books

I think that will do

I have 2 bottles of flowerbomb now however I was out the other night and I got told it smelt like calpol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The walking dead season 2

Assassins creed 3

Ps vita

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Cake

Alcohol (not fussy - anything will do)

Some sex

A mahoooosive bottle of baby oil

Socks

A hand made silk lined woollen willy warmer

An invisible dog

Thanks muchly!!

Send me your measurements and I'll knit you a Willy warmer

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I'd like my mojo back.

I miss it.

Awww, bless.

Are they still a penny each....?

I bloody wish. I could have spares for times like this."

only one cure - have a crap shag!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cake

Alcohol (not fussy - anything will do)

Some sex

A mahoooosive bottle of baby oil

Socks

A hand made silk lined woollen willy warmer

An invisible dog

Thanks muchly!!

Send me your measurements and I'll knit you a Willy warmer

10 ins x 10 ins its masssssoooohive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morrisons is repeating their Christmas saving scheme from last year, and I have started to spread the cost by stashing away various alcohols and other high value items that have long shelf lives.

May treat myself to some half bottles of single malts from an online retailer when I get my bonus later this month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

Alcohol (not fussy - anything will do)

Some sex

A mahoooosive bottle of baby oil

Socks

A hand made silk lined woollen willy warmer

An invisible dog

Thanks muchly!!

Send me your measurements and I'll knit you a Willy warmer

10 ins x 10 ins its masssssoooohive "

I've told you a million times before - don't exaggerate !!!

Boom Boom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice bottle of brandy.

A nice woman 2 share it with.

The day off work.

My kids for the day.

A good shag wouldn't go a miss either.

If u can sort any of these out would b good

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Morrisons is repeating their Christmas saving scheme from last year, and I have started to spread the cost by stashing away various alcohols and other high value items that have long shelf lives.

May treat myself to some half bottles of single malts from an online retailer when I get my bonus later this month.

Good thinking... I try to stash away bottles of booze.. However I end up just drinking them...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cake

Alcohol (not fussy - anything will do)

Some sex

A mahoooosive bottle of baby oil

Socks

A hand made silk lined woollen willy warmer

An invisible dog

Thanks muchly!!

Send me your measurements and I'll knit you a Willy warmer

10 ins x 10 ins its masssssoooohive

I've told you a million times before - don't exaggerate !!!

Boom Boom !

I am just saying how I have seen it on many occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need or want anything, just as well, because I'm not likely to get it anyway, some great regular sex would be amazing, however, I really don't want to have to wait till Christmas to have that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wish list

Black stockings/hold ups

Lingerie

A gorgeous guy to wear them for

My kind of girl

Mmmm, are you my kind of man

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"My wish list

Black stockings/hold ups

Lingerie

A gorgeous guy to wear them for

My kind of girl

Mmmm, are you my kind of man

Well maybe we need to discuss this further then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie, Molton brown,champagne truffles from hotel chocolat and a gorgeous guy to tend to my every whim and fancy just for Christmas xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wish list

Black stockings/hold ups

Lingerie

A gorgeous guy to wear them for

My kind of girl

Mmmm, are you my kind of man

Well maybe we need to discuss this further then

Maybe we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want

a 4 poster bed

A flat screen tv.

An iPad

A holiday in the sun and a hot man to rub my sun tan lotion on.

That is all....... For now

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