FabSwingers.com forum: New bio. Who dis?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What advice are you looking for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What advice are you looking for? "

I want to know how to meet women, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please

You need to rap more on your profile. No one else does this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please

You need to rap more on your profile. No one else does this

What you sayin?

What’s good

Wagwarn?

What’s happening?

You had so much talk online- saw you on the road you ain’t half as active,

Said your am come loud like bass but it’s silent like Charlie Chaplin

My striker’s 18 with a high top- this kids looking like Marcus Rashford.

You’re welcome, Don

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please

You need to rap more on your profile. No one else does this

What you sayin?

What’s good

Wagwarn?

What’s happening?

You had so much talk online- saw you on the road you ain’t half as active,

Said your am come loud like bass but it’s silent like Charlie Chaplin

My striker’s 18 with a high top- this kids looking like Marcus Rashford.

You’re welcome, Don

Word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please

You need to rap more on your profile. No one else does this

What you sayin?

What’s good

Wagwarn?

What’s happening?

You had so much talk online- saw you on the road you ain’t half as active,

Said your am come loud like bass but it’s silent like Charlie Chaplin

My striker’s 18 with a high top- this kids looking like Marcus Rashford.

You’re welcome, Don

Word."

I’ll rap on my next bio. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's already awesome

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Why is your pickle magic? I demand more info.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's already awesome"

Your approval genuinely means a lot. No cap.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hilarious. Bravo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is your pickle magic? I demand more info.

Mrs TMN x"

I don’t do explanations, I only do demonstrations, Mrs TMN and unfortunately you’re in a couple and as my bio states I only string couples along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What advice are you looking for?

I want to know how to meet women, please

It’s quite cheeky and sarcastic, I like it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Why is your pickle magic? I demand more info.

Mrs TMN x

I don’t do explanations, I only do demonstrations, Mrs TMN and unfortunately you’re in a couple and as my bio states I only string couples along.

Well you can shove it, Mr Pickle! *storms off to write furious status update*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is your pickle magic? I demand more info.

Mrs TMN x

I don’t do explanations, I only do demonstrations, Mrs TMN and unfortunately you’re in a couple and as my bio states I only string couples along.

Well you can shove it, Mr Pickle! *storms off to write furious status update*"

Oooo. I’ll be refreshing my hotlist updates anticipating a indirect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hilarious. Bravo.

You tryna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What advice are you looking for?

I want to know how to meet women, please

It’s quite cheeky and sarcastic, I like it

I wrote it myself

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Hilarious. Bravo.

You tryna fuck?

Is it working

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

If Carlsberg did profiles...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You need to change your name to Steve and his ickle pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What advice are you looking for?

I want to know how to meet women, please

It’s quite cheeky and sarcastic, I like it

I wrote it myself

Well done

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hilarious. Bravo.

You tryna fuck?

Is it working

My underwear is made of metal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If Carlsberg did profiles..."

Wow. This is very high praise. But probably deserved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to change your name to Steve and his ickle pickle."

Ooooooh man. That’s my next one. (I’ve got three changes). Then I would need to find a woman and her giant peach for our couple profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sublime.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

So does every other single dude on this site… what sets you apart?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Throw some frilly knickers on and become Estebanita.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think I got this one. He's mine, ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So does every other single dude on this site… what sets you apart?"

^^ wants the magic pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please

Funny, we just had this exact conversation

Eve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sublime. "

Lime and pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why didn't I think of this. Let us know how it goes

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sublime. "

You like that?

You should read my CV

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Throw some frilly knickers on and become Estebanita.

Would you like that, C, you filthy man? Yeah? Would you?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sublime.

Lime and pickle "

Matchmaker you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I got this one. He's mine, ladies

I’ve got potential don’t I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've pretty much wiped your arse with every forum-imposed rule there is. I don't know whether to be shocked or impressed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I got this one. He's mine, ladies

I’ve got potential don’t I

Check your inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please

Funny, we just had this exact conversation

Eve"

You guys tryna get strung along?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sublime.

You like that?

You should read my CV "

Mine references my krumping skillz.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sublime. "

Ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status is too negative.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

why didn't I think of this. Let us know how it goes

brilliant"

Well, nobody reads bios because subject lines of ‘hello’ keep coming through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've pretty much wiped your arse with every forum-imposed rule there is. I don't know whether to be shocked or impressed

Macklemore ‘can’t hold us’ was playing when I wrote it

#truestory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I want some pickle now actually

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sublime.

You like that?

You should read my CV

Mine references my krumping skillz."

You got the skillz that k*llz

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I think I want some pickle now actually

Gherkin or cornichon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Status is too negative. "

You make me want to

Alive.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I want some pickle now actually

You just want to know my location

Message me, you beast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I got this one. He's mine, ladies

I’ve got potential don’t I

Check your inbox"

Now we’re cooking with gas.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I got this one. He's mine, ladies

I’ve got potential don’t I

Check your inbox

Now we’re cooking with gas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I want some pickle now actually

Gherkin or cornichon?

Which one is smaller?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team "

MM Couple profile unlocked.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I think I want some pickle now actually

Gherkin or cornichon?

Which one is smaller? "

The corny one. Apt innit.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think I want some pickle now actually

Gherkin or cornichon?

Which one is smaller? "

Cornichons are tiny but full of flavour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly?? "

We're 360 friendly

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

MM Couple profile unlocked. "

Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

MM Couple profile unlocked.

Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break? "

Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I want some pickle now actually

Gherkin or cornichon?

Which one is smaller?

The corny one. Apt innit.

That’s the one I got given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont lick your phone when you zoom in on vaginas water damage is rarely covered on the warrantee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I want some pickle now actually

Gherkin or cornichon?

Which one is smaller?

Cornichons are tiny but full of flavour. "

. Thanks. That does actually make me feel better about my small dick. I mean pickle.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

MM Couple profile unlocked.

Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?

Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall

Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my magic pickle is not my cock. But if you rub it a Blue Will Smith DOES appear

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

MM Couple profile unlocked.

Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?

Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall

Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep

And now I have a spider fetish.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

MM Couple profile unlocked.

Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?

Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall

Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep

And now I have a spider fetish."

All that multitasking they can do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"my magic pickle is not my cock. But if you rub it a Blue Will Smith DOES appear "

You have breath play kink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

MM Couple profile unlocked.

Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?

Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall

Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep

And now I have a spider fetish."

I'm scared of spiders

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I genuinely like your bio

top stuff buddy

Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle

If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun

Ooooo. We have a switch.

Keep saying sweet things to me pickle

Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you

Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team

MM Couple profile unlocked.

Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?

Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall

Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep

And now I have a spider fetish.

I'm scared of spiders

I hope you don't have any males that like guys in there with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my magic pickle is not my cock. But if you rub it a Blue Will Smith DOES appear

You have breath play kink?"

I have lots of kinks. But not one of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??

We're 360 friendly

This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck.

Didn't get into Oxbridge. Out in the cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is anyone tryna fuck?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??

We're 360 friendly

This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?"

We'll spin you right round, baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck.

Didn't get into Oxbridge. Out in the cold. "

You’re outside of my age range. Otherwise I’d have considered an exception for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??

We're 360 friendly

This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?

We'll spin you right round, baby

As per my bio- I don’t go down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck.

Didn't get into Oxbridge. Out in the cold.

You’re outside of my age range. Otherwise I’d have considered an exception for you.

You keep changing your damn age range! 26 yo with a masters.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Dripping with sarcasm, I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck.

Didn't get into Oxbridge. Out in the cold.

You’re outside of my age range. Otherwise I’d have considered an exception for you.

You keep changing your damn age range! 26 yo with a masters.

. "

I keep ticking different age groups of my fucket list.

26 year old with a masters is generous of me. It gives them like 3 years extra in case they didn’t get it when they should’ve.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dripping with sarcasm, I like it."

You like that? You should see my pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I though this thread was an attack on the Welsh at first glance, ennnehhttt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's perfect

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up. "

Well Pickle, I can respect that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.

Well Pickle, I can respect that.

Respect the hustle.

So……………..You looking for a husband? Or are you not into men?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's perfect

Lacey, do you mean that?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up. "

Aim higher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.

Aim higher

I was on a aim higher programme at school.

- we know why

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.

Well Pickle, I can respect that.

Respect the hustle.

So……………..You looking for a husband? Or are you not into men?"

Not into men in the slightest. Sorry. Got to carry on living my best femme life.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.

Aim higher

I was on a aim higher programme at school.

- we know why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down.

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over a year ago

"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.

Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.

Well Pickle, I can respect that.

Respect the hustle.

So……………..You looking for a husband? Or are you not into men?

Not into men in the slightest. Sorry. Got to carry on living my best femme life.

Fair. If you’re not into me it makes sense you’re not into men.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down. "

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down. "

Best block me now then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down.

Best block me now then

Shame. I would’ve enjoyed stringing you along.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It's perfect

Lacey, do you mean that?

I do!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??

We're 360 friendly

This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?

We'll spin you right round, baby

As per my bio- I don’t go down.

But right round? Like a record baby?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down. "

I've fucked a few men who have Oxbridge degress; does that count? They might have injected me with some of their smarts

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??

We're 360 friendly

This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?

We'll spin you right round, baby

As per my bio- I don’t go down.

But right round? Like a record baby?"

He spins on fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down.

I've fucked a few men who have Oxbridge degress; does that count? They might have injected me with some of their smarts

I bet they injected you with their smarts, you bad _ad nanna.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sublime.

Ridiculous

What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight

I don't do drugs

I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??

We're 360 friendly

This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?

We'll spin you right round, baby

As per my bio- I don’t go down.

But right round? Like a record baby?

He spins on fingers

I’m ok with my fingers. Not that great. But I try my best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

#Modest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The title of this post is very Postmodern Jukebox. If no one knows what that means then please ignore…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do tread profiles op. (Single male you see). But I f i did, I would have ready yours and found it hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do tread profiles op. (Single male you see). But I f i did, I would have ready yours and found it hilarious

Shame you don’t read them then

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over a year ago

"The title of this post is very Postmodern Jukebox. If no one knows what that means then please ignore…"

I googled them!

Explain? They seem cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

perfect

Wait until you see my dick

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Beccles

No mention of biscuit preferences.

No Australian based disclaimer.

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No mention of biscuit preferences.

No Australian based disclaimer.

Must try harder "

Fair criticism.

Definitely missed opportunities from me not including these

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Beccles

"No mention of biscuit preferences.

No Australian based disclaimer.

Must try harder

Fair criticism.

Definitely missed opportunities from me not including these

You don't even belittle the pineapple/pizza fools.

D-

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"my magic pickle is not my cock. But if you rub it a Blue Will Smith DOES appear "

#fakenews

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my magic pickle is not my cock. But if you rub it a Blue Will Smith DOES appear

#fakenews"

You callin me a liar, kitty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No mention of biscuit preferences.

No Australian based disclaimer.

Must try harder

Fair criticism.

Definitely missed opportunities from me not including these

You don't even belittle the pineapple/pizza fools.

D-"

Because…

I’m one of them.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am disappointed there are no pics of you sitting on the toilet wearing only socks and sliders

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over a year ago

"I am disappointed there are no pics of you sitting on the toilet wearing only socks and sliders "

Oh I mean, if we’re looking to upgrade the pics, I’m always open to suggestions.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh I mean, if we’re looking to upgrade the pics, I’m always open to suggestions.

How about your knob in a jar of economy Ploughman's Pickle ?

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over a year ago

"The title of this post is very Postmodern Jukebox. If no one knows what that means then please ignore…

I googled them!

Explain? They seem cool

They’re very cool. Look on YouTube for their version of Africa…

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Throw some frilly knickers on and become Estebanita.

Would you like that, C, you filthy man? Yeah? Would you?

No comment, m'lud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say that on arrival it’s a dress down policy. Triple Ms lad masters, mortgage and motor.

Get ya money up not ya funny up yurr

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