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"Messaging my new FWB and flirting like you wouldn't believe "Yay! That sounds fun - may it be continuous flirty exuberance | |||
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"Playoffs on the telly, cup of tea, and browsing Fab. How about you my lovely x " Nice Dan! I’m rubbing my food belly and thinking about sexy times, once food belly is recovered! | |||
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"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine " Ooooh I love a spot of gardening  | |||
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"I’m doing a little airbrush art work on a modelling project, with the occasional glance at some boobs and pretty faces." Arts and crafty boobs! Good multitasking | |||
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"Watching Corrie" Ooooh drama! Oooop Norf drama. | |||
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"Finishing watching Wandavision, then probably some gaming. Also a little perving on the other monitor." I know not what Wandavision is! But enjoy! | |||
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"Splish splash I am having a bath " So is my avatar! | |||
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"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date "Pedant!! | |||
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"Listening to the rain feeling sad." Oh! Sending you a big hug x | |||
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"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date
Pedant!! "Your point? | |||
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"Splish splash I am having a bath So is my avatar!" Oh I have noticed, believe me  | |||
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"Watching Ozark "Aiiiiighht pickle! It’s not a series I’ve watched but is on my peripheral radar as one maybe I should do. Is it worth it? | |||
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"20:18 Corries on, half watching half watching the sky change, im thinking we may be heading for a storm. Ahhhh wish id bought that discounted easter egg i saw last week, could eat that now. Maybe i have some icecream, actually no i definitely ate that, theres a banana sat there but quite honestly id want some custard with it and i cant be bothered to make that. Its 2023 now. "This was some poetic prose! I thank you. | |||
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"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date
Pedant!!
Your point? "I love you! | |||
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"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine Ooooh I love a spot of gardening "I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment  | |||
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"Splish splash I am having a bath So is my avatar! Oh I have noticed, believe me "Eeek a flirt!! I’m charmed. | |||
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"I’m doing a little airbrush art work on a modelling project, with the occasional glance at some boobs and pretty faces. Arts and crafty boobs! Good multitasking "As long as I don’t start to airbrush a boob onto my project | |||
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"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date
Pedant!!
Your point?
I love you!"This is so sudden ... but it's 20:27 ... this is my future? | |||
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"Watching an episode of s10 of Taskmaster and perving over Greg Davies" Do you want him to task master you? | |||
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"20.25 Catching up on Fab, trying to decide last minute if I should stay over somewhere or not. Working out what to wear that screams fuck yes you want to kiss me. Also enjoying seeing that avatar - it reminds me of ones you took during the T2 days. "Aaaah the T2 days!! Lol | |||
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"Splish splash I am having a bath So is my avatar! Oh I have noticed, believe me
Eeek a flirt!! I’m charmed."It's been a while! | |||
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"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine Ooooh I love a spot of gardening
I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment "You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then! | |||
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"I’m doing a little airbrush art work on a modelling project, with the occasional glance at some boobs and pretty faces. Arts and crafty boobs! Good multitasking
As long as I don’t start to airbrush a boob onto my project "It’ll be your breast yet! | |||
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"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine Ooooh I love a spot of gardening
I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment
You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!"Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off  | |||
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"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date
Pedant!!
Your point?
I love you!
This is so sudden ... but it's 20:27 ... this is my future? "Hee hee | |||
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"Splish splash I am having a bath So is my avatar! Oh I have noticed, believe me
Eeek a flirt!! I’m charmed.
It's been a while! "Hasn’t it just?! | |||
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"Having a cheese sandwich and watching the last Ozark. "Cheese sarnie for the win. | |||
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"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine Ooooh I love a spot of gardening
I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment
You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!
Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off "And gets all sweaty doing “chores”! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer "I was doing that only with gooseberry cider! | |||
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"Staring into space....for inspiration" For what to do? I always vote, have a wank. | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!"Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking? | |||
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"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine Ooooh I love a spot of gardening
I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment
You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!
Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off
And gets all sweaty doing “chores”!"I might just have to pounce  | |||
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"Listening to the rain feeling sad." Oh  just remember that after the rain comes the rainbows tomorrow is another day lovely lady. Sending hugs x | |||
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"Staring into space....for inspiration For what to do? I always vote, have a wank. " Excellent idea. | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?"Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?! | |||
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"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine Ooooh I love a spot of gardening
I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment
You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!
Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off
And gets all sweaty doing “chores”!
I might just have to pounce " | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?! "Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here  | |||
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"20:34 Just had tea and wondering how long after a meal it acceptable to have snacks??? "Five min courtesy wait then you’re good to go! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here "Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…? | |||
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"Chatting hopefully getting a meet. It's not looking grt " Chin up, you can do this! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?"Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available? | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available? "Immediately! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately! "I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider  | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider "It’s all about you coming… | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming… "Us .. us coming | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming "20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures! | |||
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"Finishing off a bottle of Pinot with friends!! Listening to some awesome music!" What you listening to?  | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!"That's 20 years away dammit!! Oh .. wait | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait"
I take a while to climax, we can start now. | |||
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"Waiting for a film to start at 9" Which film you hotly anticipating? | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now."Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs | |||
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"20:45, we're watching a Channel 4 programme about the trainer industry..." Oh I know a man obsessed with retro adidas that would like that. Or do you mean personal trainers?! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs "I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon. | |||
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"20:45, we're watching a Channel 4 programme about the trainer industry... Oh I know a man obsessed with retro adidas that would like that. Or do you mean personal trainers?! "The Adidas and Nike type | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!"Should have been here then  | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon."Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address?? | |||
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"20:45, we're watching a Channel 4 programme about the trainer industry... Oh I know a man obsessed with retro adidas that would like that. Or do you mean personal trainers?!
The Adidas and Nike type "I shall let my friend know! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then "I really should have! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address?? "Room 101, Highway to Hell, London | |||
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"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating. " I say procrastinate as long as you want! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London "Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!"Snakebite | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry"Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite "And a love bite? | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!"Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up  | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up "I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not! "Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!! | |||
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"Watching Newcastle and perving with a can of desperados …. " I want to say this is an apt drink for perving fun! But not wanting to be rude to you directly, but it’s a good jest, if you’ll allow me! | |||
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"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating. I say procrastinate as long as you want!" I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs. That's 8 hours work on its own! Posh | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!"Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise. | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise."I've been away from the fora too long it seems | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems "I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull"Ooo who's sucking who in? | |||
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Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side. "I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?"I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that. | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that."Dare I say what I have? | |||
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"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating. I say procrastinate as long as you want! I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs. That's 8 hours work on its own! Posh
Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.
I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...
P "Sexy times! | |||
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"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating. I say procrastinate as long as you want! I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs. That's 8 hours work on its own! Posh
Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.
I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...
P
Sexy times!"Well... you saw the picture yesterday. Obvs I'm rocking the sexy | |||
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(changes what I’m doing now to playing with my junk)"You mean my avatar? Yes, I got my belly jelly out - sexy as sex, yeah? | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite? "Well obviously | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?"A stitch from laughing? | |||
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"Oh my Estella, you’ve gone full on nekkkedddd….
(changes what I’m doing now to playing with my junk)
You mean my avatar? Yes, I got my belly jelly out - sexy as sex, yeah? "Sexier!
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"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating. I say procrastinate as long as you want! I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs. That's 8 hours work on its own! Posh
Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.
I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...
P
Sexy times!
Well... you saw the picture yesterday. Obvs I'm rocking the sexy "I have a better idea. Get sexy person to sexy time shave your legs for you! Two birds, one stone - dead! I thank you. | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?"Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite?
Well obviously "Deal! | |||
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"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath. I like baths. Send me photos! Deal. " Don’t you dare lie to me pickle! | |||
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"Oh my Estella, you’ve gone full on nekkkedddd….
(changes what I’m doing now to playing with my junk)
You mean my avatar? Yes, I got my belly jelly out - sexy as sex, yeah?
Sexier!
Are you ever going to shag me Estella? "Hey presto! | |||
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Favourite two ice cream scoop flavours EVAH?"Pistachio and coffee. You? | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?
Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox "Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?
Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox
Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!"Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called? | |||
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Favourite two ice cream scoop flavours EVAH?
Pistachio and coffee. You? "Vanilla but must be with hot butterscotch sauce and tutti frutti! | |||
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"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath. I like baths. Send me photos! Deal. Don’t you dare lie to me pickle! I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab. " That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either. | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?
Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox
Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!
Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called? "Nah, I’ll hunt you out! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?
Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox
Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!
Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?
Nah, I’ll hunt you out! "I won't be hiding too hard Wait .. erm ... I mean ... | |||
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"I'm blowing my nose frequently, reading this thread, and hoping there isn't a storm coming my way. Is the blowing your nose a storm predictor? It would be a crap one if it was; I've been blowing it for a week already. Thunder and lightning scares me
Big hug if a storm comes. I get rather excitable in a storm. Although I’m always excitable really!"Noted | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?
Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox
Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!
Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?
Nah, I’ll hunt you out!
I won't be hiding too hard
Wait .. erm ... I mean ... "Goes to look | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite?
Well obviously
Deal!"Only 60 Miles | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite?
Well obviously
Deal!
Only 60 Miles "All worth it tho | |||
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"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath. I like baths. Send me photos! Deal. Don’t you dare lie to me pickle! I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab. That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either. "Prudes don’t want nudes. #barz | |||
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"Pervin at work I call it Wervin I'll use that "Damn I shoulda copyrighted it. | |||
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"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath. I like baths. Send me photos! Deal. Don’t you dare lie to me pickle! I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab. That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either.
Prudes don’t want nudes. #barz"I mean who would actually offer up a nekkid bath pic for all to see. Pffft. | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?
Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox
Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!
Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?
Nah, I’ll hunt you out!
I won't be hiding too hard
Wait .. erm ... I mean ...
Goes to look"The eyes are up here madam | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite?
Well obviously
Deal!
Only 60 Miles
All worth it tho"Nice town Northampton honest | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?
Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!
Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here
Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?
Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?
Immediately!
I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider
It’s all about you coming…
Us .. us coming
20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!
That's 20 years away dammit!!
Oh .. wait
I take a while to climax, we can start now.
Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs
I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.
Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??
Room 101, Highway to Hell, London
Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry
Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!
Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up
I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!
Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!
Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.
I've been away from the fora too long it seems
I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull
Ooo who's sucking who in?
I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.
Dare I say what I have?
A stitch from laughing?
Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox
Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!
Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?
Nah, I’ll hunt you out!
I won't be hiding too hard
Wait .. erm ... I mean ...
Goes to look
The eyes are up here madam "Aye | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite?
Well obviously
Deal!
Only 60 Miles
All worth it tho
Nice town Northampton honest "It’s oooop north tho! | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite?
Well obviously
Deal!
Only 60 Miles
All worth it tho
Nice town Northampton honest
It’s oooop north tho!"Sussex is doon sooth | |||
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"Pervin at work I call it Wervin I'll use that
Damn I shoulda copyrighted it. "I'll quote you | |||
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"In the garden drinking beer
I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!
Should have been here then
I really should have!
Snakebite
And a love bite?
Well obviously
Deal!
Only 60 Miles
All worth it tho
Nice town Northampton honest
It’s oooop north tho!"Seriously haha ?? It's East Midlands honest | |||
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"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath. I like baths. Send me photos! Deal. Don’t you dare lie to me pickle! I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab. That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either.
Prudes don’t want nudes. #barz
I mean who would actually offer up a nekkid bath pic for all to see. Pffft. "Not me
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"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating. I say procrastinate as long as you want! I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs. That's 8 hours work on its own! Posh
Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.
I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...
P
Sexy times!
Well... you saw the picture yesterday. Obvs I'm rocking the sexy
I have a better idea. Get sexy person to sexy time shave your legs for you! Two birds, one stone - dead! I thank you."Don't start that! That's what he said. He gets to do the bit between the legs as a compromise. Yeti is not a look I will ever be sharing with anyone
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