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My dog stepped on a bee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(funny face)

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does he smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does he smell?"

Sorry - wrong joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does he smell?

Sorry - wrong joke."

Awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does he smell?

Sorry - wrong joke.

Awful "

You're telling me.

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment


"How does he smell?"

With his nose I assume

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does he smell?

With his nose I assume"

He can’t use his nose cause he stepped on a bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you put nine acorns in a bag ?

https://youtu.be/yxS8uuK8n94

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you put nine acorns in a bag ?

https://youtu.be/yxS8uuK8n94"

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"How does he smell?

With his nose I assume

He can’t use his nose cause he stepped on a bee "

He smells through his foot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does he smell?

With his nose I assume

He can’t use his nose cause he stepped on a bee

He smells through his foot? "

No, his arse hole

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I forgot my house key

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My kids spilt my tea

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I've just had a pee

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

I laughed too hard and had a wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A monkey jumped out of a tree

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

My dog swam in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t get it "

Go buy a dog then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get it

Go buy a dog then "

I don’t want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t get it

Go buy a dog then

I don’t want to "

Go buy a dog or three

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Lasagne is spelt with a 'g'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this code for you were out dogging and got a surprise facial ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to break free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this code for you were out dogging and got a surprise facial ?"

The 1st of dog club is to not mention dog club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just banged my knee

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I want a dog. Not one that has stood on a bee though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this code for you were out dogging and got a surprise facial ?

The 1st of dog club is to not mention dog club "

*rule

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I want to break free "

To go on a shopping spree?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tits I’d like to see

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I just completed the gym

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just completed the gym "

Get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe hes a perv like his owner and wanted to fist the bees anus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe hes a perv like his owner and wanted to fist the bees anus?"

FFS

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I had a fishcake for my tea (twisted weird face emoji)

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Its nearly the Queen's Jubilee

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I dropped a biscuit in my tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to break wind "

Follow your fart

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie "

Well how about some Double D's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

Well how about some Double D's"

That would be lovelee

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie "

See profile

Currently, big tits are squished into a sports bra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

See profile

Currently, big tits are squished into a sports bra "

You’re not getting this are you?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If hot I like to fuck in the sea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can’t say turty tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a dick in me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a dick in me "

Me, pick me, pick me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I need a dick in me "

Want it in the sea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a dick in me

Want it in the sea? "

If you buy me an ice lolly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a dick in me

Me, pick me, pick me "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I need a dick in me

Want it in the sea?

If you buy me an ice lolly?

"

I don't mind giving you at contrast, something hot and something cold to put in your mouth

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

Well how about some Double D's

That would be lovelee "

Ok well lets see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My teeth hurt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

See profile

Currently, big tits are squished into a sports bra

You’re not getting this are you? "

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My cat has a flea

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"My cat has a flea "

It will jump in 123 weeeee

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My cat has a flea

It will jump in 123 weeeee"

I could get some ointment at the apothecary

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

This thread will die a death i foresee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why does this always happen to me?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Why does this always happen to me? "

Because you're not a VIP

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