FabSwingers.com forum: Small boobs and a really really crap face.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could I be less perfect??

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By *ackwackMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

i'm sure others won't share your negative opinion of yourself x

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You could have enormous arse grapes and blue waffle.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could have enormous arse grapes and blue waffle.....

Oh crap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little boobs is all good, I need to fancy the face though, I'm sure you're lovely OP

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I’ll raise you my crap face and arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give over you dont strike me as a slurry girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll raise you my crap face and arse "
woah woah woah if thats a crap arse my judgement has gone haywire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll raise you my crap face and arse "

My arse is no better than the boobs. I'm doomed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give over you dont strike me as a slurry girl"

Slurry girl?

I may add this to my bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

I love small boobs (not just saying so!)

I’m sure your face is lovely too x

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"You could have enormous arse grapes and blue waffle.....

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By *oftandgentleMan
over a year ago

South London

Everyone is different, no one is perfect and I think everyone is lovely with their clothes off.

Whenever I've been at a naturist venue, I have found all women beautiful, whether they are curvy or slim. Even the fellas look good with it all out in the open.

Don't worry about small boobs, love them and others will to, I know I would. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

I disagree

You’re stunning from what I can see

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes.

Would you like to know more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to believe this rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what I could see looked pretty good to me. You're just teasing for more to look at you aren't you....naughty woman

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I have an average face, saggy boobs, flabby gut, bingo wings and an arse like a half empty bag of spanners but I am still perfectly me and probably happier than I should be with that... Unless I am hormonal then I hate everything... Ah well... Chin up OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes.

Would you like to know more?

Indeed I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your figure, not much else to say other than that really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I refuse to believe this rubbish "

Errr I always speak the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well what I could see looked pretty good to me. You're just teasing for more to look at you aren't you....naughty woman

People can see me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi. It's only cute when I copy people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I refuse to believe this rubbish

Errr I always speak the truth."
yeah yeah this is the internet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi. It's only cute when I copy people

Haha finally!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d hang out of ya

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By *aul40nwMan
over a year ago

wirral

"Well what I could see looked pretty good to me. You're just teasing for more to look at you aren't you....naughty woman

People can see me??

Only bits of you but they look fine to me .. mighty fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I refuse to believe this rubbish

Errr I always speak the truth.yeah yeah this is the internet

Everything online is true.

Right????

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

You'd be perfect if your location was bloomin well nearer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd be perfect if your location was bloomin well nearer."

My location is perfect. I'm not far from the fridge and I have wine.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes.

Would you like to know more?

Indeed I would"

You don’t have a gapping fanny for a start

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Nobody is perfect and everybody have their own beauty

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Could I be less perfect??

What is perfect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes.

Would you like to know more?

Indeed I would

You don’t have a gapping fanny for a start

How do you know??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really, small boobs are the best and it looks like you have a great figure as well.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes, if your starfish was rusty too...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"You'd be perfect if your location was bloomin well nearer.

My location is perfect. I'm not far from the fridge and I have wine. "

What is in your fridge? Bottle of Lambrini & a Scotch Egg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes, if your starfish was rusty too..."

I'm dooooooomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd be perfect if your location was bloomin well nearer.

My location is perfect. I'm not far from the fridge and I have wine.

What is in your fridge? Bottle of Lambrini & a Scotch Egg? "

Oooh not had a scotch egg in years. Now I want one.

Lambrini no.

Wine yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you do this

How many bad experiences have you had to be so negative

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes you could be like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you do this

How many bad experiences have you had to be so negative "

Do I know you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you do this

How many bad experiences have you had to be so negative

Do I know you??"

Maybe you do

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Why do you do this

How many bad experiences have you had to be so negative

Do I know you??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I refuse to believe this rubbish

Errr I always speak the truth.yeah yeah this is the internet

Everything online is true.

Right????"

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I’ll raise you my crap face and arse woah woah woah if thats a crap arse my judgement has gone haywire

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I prefer small boobs. Wouldnt know what to do with some i see on here

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Could I be less perfect??

Yes.

Would you like to know more?

Indeed I would

You don’t have a gapping fanny for a start

How do you know??

Theres no echo when you talk…. when you talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer small boobs. Wouldnt know what to do with some i see on here"

Play the bongos. Always.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer small boobs. Wouldnt know what to do with some i see on here"

Lick them

Bite them

Kiss them

Squeeze them

Few suggestions for you.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

And by the look of your profile pic you have incredible legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer small boobs. Wouldnt know what to do with some i see on here

Lick them

Bite them

Kiss them

Squeeze them

Few suggestions for you."

... Oh.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"I prefer small boobs. Wouldnt know what to do with some i see on here

Play the bongos. Always. "

I can add that after the motorboating - thanks for the tip

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Could I be less perfect??

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lots of guys and girls love small boobs and i thik your chin looks hot

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"I prefer small boobs. Wouldnt know what to do with some i see on here

Lick them

Bite them

Kiss them

Squeeze them

Few suggestions for you."

All can be done with yours too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

lots of guys and girls love small boobs and i thik your chin looks hot

I mean it's not the best, but it's also not the worst.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"Could I be less perfect??

lots of guys and girls love small boobs and i thik your chin looks hot

I mean it's not the best, but it's also not the worst.

It'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

lots of guys and girls love small boobs and i thik your chin looks hot

I mean it's not the best, but it's also not the worst.

It'll do

Best compliment ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be worse, you could be from Liverpool!

(Look, Scousers, I’m just kidding!!

Chill. Obviously I only chose Liverpool as I know that with your famous (infamous!?) Scouse wit and good humour you’d take it all in good spirits and in no way whatsoever play the victim card or get all aggressive about it! If I wanted to really offend I would have said Scotland …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could be worse, you could be from Liverpool!

(Look, Scousers, I’m just kidding!!

Completely agree.

Not even joking.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"Could I be less perfect??

lots of guys and girls love small boobs and i thik your chin looks hot

I mean it's not the best, but it's also not the worst.

It'll do

Best compliment ever."

I'll try again in september so

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Meh, I'm sure you're attractive. We all have body issues in some degree or other so focus on the positive - be says glibly never actually taking my own advice

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Could I be less perfect??

You’re ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

Can't see much of your face but looks fine to me. As for your boobs, you say they're small but they don't look it from that angle but even if they are small I for one would love to see them cause small ones are the best.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

But you've got curly hair and a shapely body. And fluffy socks. You'd still get it.

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Could I be less perfect??

What is perfect ? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If everyone looked the same it would be boring.

I love small tits, they are great x

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Could I be less perfect??

Small ones are more juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why doggy was invented

But seriously, there's absolutely nothing with small boobs and I really don't think guys care about the size of them. And while I haven't seen your face, it's easy to look in the mirror and find imperfections, but a lot of them we notice things that others don't. Please don't let it get you down because I'm sure there are things you love about yourself and hopefully you can focus on those

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Could I be less perfect??

Never seen your face so can't comment. Is it more hobbet, dwarf or elf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

Probably. But I still would

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"Could I be less perfect??

You could be a whole lot less perfect

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By *eedshandymanMan
over a year ago

leeds

More than a handful is a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a waste"
like hell it is i got 2 hands

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

Or more hands...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have a nice face and decent boobs

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

Or more hands..."

Now you’re talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ops got jokes the laugh pants off type jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

Or more hands..."

Or more mouths

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

Yours are never a waste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re back

. Where’s Jonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

Yours are never a waste! "

Nothing is wasted.

Just need someone to know how to enjoy and use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re back

. Where’s Jonny

Good question. Think she ate him alive. What the site is designed for right?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Only if your face looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re back

. Where’s Jonny

Locked in Costa somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I be less perfect??

Don’t go to that place

You are beautiful in heart and spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty in the eye of the beholder… you are far prettier than you think and what some mean person my have made you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re back

. Where’s Jonny

Locked in Costa somewhere."

Think I go to the same Costa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re back

. Where’s Jonny

Broken him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you've got curly hair and a shapely body. And fluffy socks. You'd still get it. "

Yes on the fluffy socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if your face looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

You can see my friends pics??

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't be down on yourself - I'm sure you're a BOBFOC really

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

Yours are never a waste! "

Thanks Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a wastelike hell it is i got 2 hands

Mine are a huge waste then

Mouth can be used as well

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i got big hands altho id forsee a whole lot of head smushing going on moon boobs you should take a picture of shadow boobs i bet its like independence day a huge shadow growing as they fall out of your top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd be a match made in heaven

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Could I be less perfect??

Small ones are more juicy"
i have never seen juice come out of sandys tits apart from breast feeding at which point they went massive

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