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"A nice massage from a sexy man or woman whilst I lay in the garden would be nice at this moment. Thank you please. " I'd do it if you buy me an ice cream when the van comes round | |||
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"A nice massage from a sexy man or woman whilst I lay in the garden would be nice at this moment. Thank you please. I'd do it if you buy me an ice cream when the van comes round " I’ve got billionaire magnums in the freezer! . Will you do it with your boobs? | |||
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"What i want il not get no matter if i ask or not " So defeatist! | |||
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"A nice massage from a sexy man or woman whilst I lay in the garden would be nice at this moment. Thank you please. " Warming up my hands as we speak | |||
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"A nice massage from a sexy man or woman whilst I lay in the garden would be nice at this moment. Thank you please. Warming up my hands as we speak" I’m 51, 5ft 9 and in the south | |||
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"What i want il not get no matter if i ask or not So defeatist!" no just realist fate denys me | |||
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"A nice massage from a sexy man or woman whilst I lay in the garden would be nice at this moment. Thank you please. Warming up my hands as we speak I’m 51, 5ft 9 and in the south " Damn it! | |||
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"Someone to stroke my head while I have a nap. Then make me coffee when I wake. Then they can leave " Actually I find that rather relaxing | |||
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"An Irish girl. An English girl. A Scottish girl. And welsh girl in a locked room with a big bed. And if they liked me in a ‘I think he’s pretty hot’ type of way, that would help too. " Not asking for much….. the simple things in life. | |||
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"An Irish girl. An English girl. A Scottish girl. And welsh girl in a locked room with a big bed. And if they liked me in a ‘I think he’s pretty hot’ type of way, that would help too. " Thought this was leading into an old joke | |||
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"An Irish girl. An English girl. A Scottish girl. And welsh girl in a locked room with a big bed. And if they liked me in a ‘I think he’s pretty hot’ type of way, that would help too. Thought this was leading into an old joke " Everyone thinks it’s a joke. | |||
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"Atm to sit in my garden and share a beer or two and some music with a chilled lady .. There ya go Spurs haha " Haha so tame, what happened to the Harem request | |||
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"Ryan Reynolds. A few days off work. A toned stomach. Thanks very much." I’m with you except for RR. he can stay where he is. | |||
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"Ryan Reynolds. A few days off work. A toned stomach. Thanks very much." I’m with you except for RR. he can stay where he is. | |||
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"I want it to be Friday already...but no amount of wishing can make that happen so I'll just keep plodding on at work and Friday will be here soon enough, and at least I get a a free lunch on Wednesday " Sounds like a plan | |||
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"I want a threesome with Chris Hemsworth and Mila Kunis. " Fuck yes | |||
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"Penis, I'm not fussy which ones." True story - I read that about you on the cubicle wall at the motorway services near Sevenoaks | |||
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"Atm to sit in my garden and share a beer or two and some music with a chilled lady .. There ya go Spurs haha Haha so tame, what happened to the Harem request " I haven't asked for that Dreamy did haha | |||
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"Have the Fab fairies been delivering their magic so far for you, Fabsters? Me? Pfft! No hot women*, no indecent proposals and no boobies in my inbox at all - I hope you’re all faring better! (*apart from those that were already there of course, they’re *incredibly* hot, just in case anyone I’m currently speaking to is terribly offended! )" Still no Ryan..... | |||
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"I want sex/A massage/Food/Good company/Spooning " talk about high maintainance | |||
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"Penis, I'm not fussy which ones. True story - I read that about you on the cubicle wall at the motorway services near Sevenoaks " God sake, you and your felt pens. | |||
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"Sex, with a man i actually fancy, its the simple things really.." . You wouldn’t think it would be too difficult to find would you?! | |||
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"The honest truth? I want a man to be available to me 24 hours a day. To not make any demands or requests of me. To bring me Marc de champagne truffles. To cuddle me under the duvet watching Netflix. To let me choose the movie. To be happy to see me in leggings and a tee shirt. Unreasonable? " No not unreasonable | |||
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"The honest truth? I want a man to be available to me 24 hours a day. To not make any demands or requests of me. To bring me Marc de champagne truffles. To cuddle me under the duvet watching Netflix. To let me choose the movie. To be happy to see me in leggings and a tee shirt. Unreasonable? " Only if the lady reciprocates…. #Deal? | |||
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"Have the Fab fairies been delivering their magic so far for you, Fabsters? Me? Pfft! No hot women*, no indecent proposals and no boobies in my inbox at all - I hope you’re all faring better! (*apart from those that were already there of course, they’re *incredibly* hot, just in case anyone I’m currently speaking to is terribly offended! )" It looks to me like most of the women in Fab mustn’t be from the British isles. | |||
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"Sex, with a man i actually fancy, its the simple things really.. . You wouldn’t think it would be too difficult to find would you?! " Ha ha no!! Where are they all?! | |||
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"The honest truth? I want a man to be available to me 24 hours a day. To not make any demands or requests of me. To bring me Marc de champagne truffles. To cuddle me under the duvet watching Netflix. To let me choose the movie. To be happy to see me in leggings and a tee shirt. Unreasonable? Only if the lady reciprocates…. #Deal?" No because that's a request and I refer you to point 2. | |||
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"Sex, with a man i actually fancy, its the simple things really.. . You wouldn’t think it would be too difficult to find would you?! Ha ha no!! Where are they all?!" 300+ miles away babe….. | |||
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"The honest truth? I want a man to be available to me 24 hours a day. To not make any demands or requests of me. To bring me Marc de champagne truffles. To cuddle me under the duvet watching Netflix. To let me choose the movie. To be happy to see me in leggings and a tee shirt. Unreasonable? Only if the lady reciprocates…. #Deal? No because that's a request and I refer you to point 2. " #DamnIt | |||
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"Sex, with a man i actually fancy, its the simple things really.. . You wouldn’t think it would be too difficult to find would you?! Ha ha no!! Where are they all?! 300+ miles away babe….." Where...i can't see any...babe | |||
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"Sex, with a man i actually fancy, its the simple things really.. . You wouldn’t think it would be too difficult to find would you?! Ha ha no!! Where are they all?! 300+ miles away babe….. Ouch. Lol. Where...i can't see any...babe " | |||
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"I'd like to be taken on holiday to a tropical island and lie in the sun and swim in turquoise seas and drink cocktails and fuck like crazy. All offers considered lol." Sounds like a plan | |||
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"I'd like to be taken on holiday to a tropical island and lie in the sun and swim in turquoise seas and drink cocktails and fuck like crazy. All offers considered lol." Fancy Skegness? | |||
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"Dan !! I’ve offered you everything " I’ll have a bit of everything then please my lovely xx | |||
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"I want sex/A massage/Food/Good company/Spooning talk about high maintainance " What can I say | |||
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"I want sex/A massage/Food/Good company/Spooning talk about high maintainance What can I say " I'll risk it | |||
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"I risked it. I asked. I didn’t get it op n " Ah Woody, I can empathise my friend. Still nil boobies, indecent proposals or new (not spoken to before) hotties in my inbox either. I think the Magic Fab Fairies are having a night off At least you tried though! And you’re no worse off now than you were before! Maybe try again with a new wish! | |||
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"I risked it. I asked. I didn’t get it op n Ah Woody, I can empathise my friend. Still nil boobies, indecent proposals or new (not spoken to before) hotties in my inbox either. I think the Magic Fab Fairies are having a night off At least you tried though! And you’re no worse off now than you were before! Maybe try again with a new wish! " Woody! Woody!! I got boobies in my inbox!! And very nice ones too! The Magic Fab Fairies do exist!! | |||
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"I risked it. I asked. I didn’t get it op n Ah Woody, I can empathise my friend. Still nil boobies, indecent proposals or new (not spoken to before) hotties in my inbox either. I think the Magic Fab Fairies are having a night off At least you tried though! And you’re no worse off now than you were before! Maybe try again with a new wish! " I might try again in the new year. Once a year is enough right? | |||
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"….. Woody! Woody!! I got boobies in my inbox!! And very nice ones too! The Magic Fab Fairies do exist!! " Why has this cheered me up more than anything today? | |||
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"From the fab fairies I want relaxed meets with people I can talk to as well as have fun with, would actually be nice to have someone or a few someone’s who were also happy to sometimes go for a meal or a drink beforehand. Actually ideally would be a fab fwb setup where I can have my own space when I want, but also have fun when I want however I want. Sometimes I want slow sensual sex other times I want more passionate intense sex " Can I copy this for my user profile description, please? | |||
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"Sex, with a man i actually fancy, its the simple things really.." This | |||
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"From the fab fairies I want relaxed meets with people I can talk to as well as have fun with, would actually be nice to have someone or a few someone’s who were also happy to sometimes go for a meal or a drink beforehand. Actually ideally would be a fab fwb setup where I can have my own space when I want, but also have fun when I want however I want. Sometimes I want slow sensual sex other times I want more passionate intense sex Can I copy this for my user profile description, please?" Haha yea feel free to | |||
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"Someone to stroke my head while I have a nap. Then make me coffee when I wake. Then they can leave " I didn’t get what I asked for. Disappointed | |||
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"Someone to stroke my head while I have a nap. Then make me coffee when I wake. Then they can leave I didn’t get what I asked for. Disappointed " Sorry. No refunds. | |||
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"Right now all I want is sleep, a whole day, nothing more nothing less " Sleep sounds like a great idea right now | |||
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"Someone to stroke my head while I have a nap. Then make me coffee when I wake. Then they can leave I didn’t get what I asked for. Disappointed " Asked the wrong person hun | |||
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