FabSwingers.com forum: FAM? Is the new FAF!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say you’re in for offering a massage or receiving one.

I seriously could do with one and have done for weeks with a sore shoulder, but 1 I don’t have the time. 2 I don’t need no damn massage, I’m a warrior!!! Attitude.

Back to my point. Offer a massage to anyone you fancy treating in a none sexual way (whatever happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors

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Or ask for one, and making it clear what your open too. Who knows, someone might be here for you more than their own sexual needs.

Have a fab time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer yoni bare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fam is what I say to my dargs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But funny OP though fr

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

My right shoulder has been giving me trouble for weeks. Constantly aching, clickety click when I move it, hurts with various rotate and lift motions. Would very much appreciate anybody that can give it a good seeing to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But funny OP though fr

Why does everyone think I’m joking. This is serious here. I even get laughing face emojis back when I send a DM for FAF?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I'm all knotty and would love a massage, though I prefer rough massages where I might be broken

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I thought this was a Arsenal group for a second

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"My right shoulder has been giving me trouble for weeks. Constantly aching, clickety click when I move it, hurts with various rotate and lift motions. Would very much appreciate anybody that can give it a good seeing to!"

I'll give you a good seeing to Polly, I shall be restricting those wandering hands though

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'll give you a good seeing to Polly, I shall be restricting those wandering hands though

Lol. State of my shoulder, my right hand isn't wandering anywhere at the moment. And my left hand is very polite and well behaved.

If I was closer to you I would love to have you seeing to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was a Arsenal group for a second

20p in the swear box now.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Please can I have a yoni one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a yoni one?

Coming right up BleuBleu.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I thought this was a Arsenal group for a second

20p in the swear box now.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My back is giving me trouble as it happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My back is giving me trouble as it happens

And I’m aching after a days work, I don’t see many offers in here right now do you?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"My back is giving me trouble as it happens

I'll do yours if you'll do mine... But I'll be using left hand only on you unless you can sort my right shoulder first...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My back is giving me trouble as it happens

I'll do yours if you'll do mine... But I'll be using left hand only on you unless you can sort my right shoulder first..."

Deal

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm still yet to receive a decent massage off any Fab friends.

Got a professional one booked in this week, happy days!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Either, though my necks a bit tight at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ace at giving them.

Not a fan of getting them myself.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm ace at giving them.

Not a fan of getting them myself."

I'd let you give me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ace at giving them.

Not a fan of getting them myself.

I'd let you give me one

No oil though.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I did a good bit of massage training a long time ago and I’m a bit out of practice but I do enjoy giving them, though I haven’t received one in forever so that would be damn good too!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm ace at giving them.

Not a fan of getting them myself.

I'd let you give me one

No oil though."

I don't need no oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ace at giving them.

Not a fan of getting them myself."

Call me. I’ll unblock your number now …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ace at giving them.

Not a fan of getting them myself.

Call me. I’ll unblock your number now …

I'm blocked by 99% of the male population.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ace at giving them.

Not a fan of getting them myself.

Call me. I’ll unblock your number now …

I'm blocked by 99% of the male population. "

Stop introducing yourself with ‘hello, this isn’t a sales call but how are you finding you’re mobile tariff?’ And I’d speak to you.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I love giving massages. And I do good ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love giving massages. And I do good ones

Are your hands warm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love giving massages. And I do good ones

I’m not asking for happy end but I won’t decline either

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I love giving massages. And I do good ones

Are your hands warm?

I’ll warm them down your grundies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Ah I thought it was fancy a muffin!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ah I thought it was fancy a muffin! "

So did I

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Ah I thought it was fancy a muffin!

So did I

Fancy some of my muffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love giving massages. And I do good ones

Excellent, when can I come round? Her ladyship is awful at them, she gets bored after about 10 seconds then stops

She has had a bad shoulder so I actually gave her a massage without any wandering hands last night. I was quite impressed with my stuff control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally rub people up the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I generally rub people up the wrong way."

And right on cue…..you did.

*it’s a joke.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Read my profile header

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read my profile header

Nice try

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

Sports/deep tissue anyone

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ah I thought it was fancy a muffin! "

FAM ... fancy a muffin... got a certain ring to it!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah I thought it was fancy a muffin!

FAM ... fancy a muffin... got a certain ring to it!?

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more chance than anything else right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give a decent massage. In a non sexual way, 1 of my best mates said I gave a better massage than his sports therapist

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