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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha

Feel free to message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh crap I thought this was a thread about me.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Good to see you back again OP

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha

Feel free to message me

Honest, humble and desperate too. What a catch

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a massive cock. Does that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go again

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Is your face as amazing as your ‘amazing’ cock?

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha

Feel free to message me

Honest, humble and desperate too. What a catch"

First two are actually correct.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Nothing like being up yourself on a Monday morning

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Is your face as amazing as your ‘amazing’ cock? "

My face is really nice. Handsome boy.

Cock maybe shades it.

I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts.

Lighten up

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Nothing like being up yourself on a Monday morning "

Depends if he’s struggling to get up anyone else !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what op I am a big “4 letter bad word”

Ok give me that bad boy

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Is your face as amazing as your ‘amazing’ cock?

My face is really nice. Handsome boy.

Cock maybe shades it.

I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts.

Lighten up

It’s only you who seems to think so

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But are you a professional?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"But are you a professional?

Or exceptional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me

Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m

Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile.

Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts.

If you'd like it explaining, I'm sure someone can get their syllable count down far enough.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts.

If you'd like it explaining, I'm sure someone can get their syllable count down far enough."

Haha …. Ah I do enjoy the male replies and the jealous abuse I receive in messages.

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha

LliInte

Feel free to message me

A decent attitude, that doesn't use his dick to compensate from the fact that he can't eat pussy. I can fuck myself but it ain't gonna eat itself... So

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…what more could you want on here.. haha

Self awareness? Modesty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nothing like being up yourself on a Monday morning

Depends if he’s struggling to get up anyone else ! "

I'd rather not be up myself either way

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so..

But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have a massive face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so..

But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true."

Putting words into my mouth, I didn't say any of what you just spouted off about

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh... I know someone like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so..

But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true."

I dunno, if a women were to say she has the tightest pussy, perfect tits and gorgeous face, I think she'd been seen to be as just a shallow.

Or a wind up, which you are clearly proficient at so fair play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so..

But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true."

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

Arrogance is not attractive in any sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

Arrogance is not attractive in any sex."

Exactly

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What that was said was arrogant?

I’m not an arrogant man. It was just a couple of facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful son you will provoke penis envy from some quarters on here, they do not like men with nice cocks promoting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need a closer inspection to decide upon perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m down to meet if you are? No sex though, sounds painful.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd need a closer inspection to decide upon perfection

I mean that’s the clever course of action.

Full due diligence required. Entirely understandable ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. "

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Careful son you will provoke penis envy from some quarters on here, they do not like men with nice cocks promoting them

#ad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me

Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m

Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile.

Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are. "

Ah just good posing, I still have a mum tum and wobbly arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me

Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m

Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile.

Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are.

Ah just good posing, I still have a mum tum and wobbly arse "

Hey, stop putting yourself down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But are you a professional?

Or exceptional?"

And don’t forget discreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me

Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m

Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile.

Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are.

Ah just good posing, I still have a mum tum and wobbly arse "

*very very good posing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Evidence? A bit thin on the ground

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mmmmm cock

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

LMAO

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP?

Heavy spunking - came with a blast

Heavy spunking - happened so fast.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where's the Duke when you need him?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP?

Heavy spunking - came with a blast

Heavy spunking - happened so fast."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP?

Heavy spunking - came with a blast

Heavy spunking - happened so fast.

Well a well a oo tell me more

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

Hahaahahaahaha. OMG I almost spat my coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy remind anyone else of Annie? Might they be one and the same?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This guy remind anyone else of Annie? Might they be one and the same?

Now you mention it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a cocky (pun intended) confident post is a nice change from the “why will no one fuck me? posts

(The Mrs)

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha

Feel free to message me

The cock is fantastic…. You don’t have a face pic on your profile

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP?

It was extremely heavy wasn’t it..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so..

But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true."

You know what, it absolutely is ok to say that. Although good looking and attraction are subjective, so not everyone will agree, I'm absolutely all for the self love.

Nice one OP.

I don't agree that men and women saying that kind of thing are seen differently though, I think that a lot of the time people say that a woman saying that stuff would be seen as arrogant as well.

I've been guilty of thinking that in the past, but that's my issue and I shouldn't put that on anyone else. So I'm going to do better, as it's hypocritical of me to think it.

Didn't think I'd think deeply about this thread when I opened it up... so thanks for this OP

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"This guy remind anyone else of Annie? Might they be one and the same?

I don't know. I never looked at her pictures. Did she have a perfect cock too?

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind

She’s dead

When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up.

When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so..

But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true.

You know what, it absolutely is ok to say that. Although good looking and attraction are subjective, so not everyone will agree, I'm absolutely all for the self love.

Nice one OP.

I don't agree that men and women saying that kind of thing are seen differently though, I think that a lot of the time people say that a woman saying that stuff would be seen as arrogant as well.

I've been guilty of thinking that in the past, but that's my issue and I shouldn't put that on anyone else. So I'm going to do better, as it's hypocritical of me to think it.

Didn't think I'd think deeply about this thread when I opened it up... so thanks for this OP

A measured and well thought out response.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Makes a change from the “what am I doing wrong” “why can’t I get a meet” posts.

Good luck OP, you got the reaction you were after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

oh FFS not you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP?

Heavy spunking - came with a blast

Heavy spunking - happened so fast."

And now ear worm! When will this end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember people going through a phase of calling them a ‘brown scrunchy’, glad this never endured, like the chocolate starfish has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has been a while OP. I remember your threads about huge loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a post about a cock, and it blows up with loads of replies, and most men and women say single guys don’t get enough attention…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember people going through a phase of calling them a ‘brown scrunchy’, glad this never endured, like the chocolate starfish has"

hush!

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

A massive cock can be quite uncomfortable. And very different to being a massive dick Ed!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish..."

I read that as lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I read that as lipstick

ROFL

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish..."

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

Some people might be into that don't kink shame. I think

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

Some people might be into that don't kink shame. I think

Reminds of one man, one glass

although that definitely wasn't planned at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

How else would you get the WD40 up there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curious to see the face now

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

How else would you get the WD40 up there?!"

By using the nozzle hose

it's not a stick

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Curious to see the face now

You know where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

How else would you get the WD40 up there?!

By using the nozzle hose

it's not a stick

Looks just like a stick, man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha

Feel free to message me

A back massage and someone to bring snacks would be good as well as all that tbf. Can I find it, can I buggery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This guy remind anyone else of Annie? Might they be one and the same?

Poor Annie, and she hasn't posted in months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha

Feel free to message me

Show off

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

How else would you get the WD40 up there?!

By using the nozzle hose

it's not a stick

Looks just like a stick, man! "

I haven't seen many, actually any hollow red sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it do star jumps cos i can

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"But are you a professional?

Or exceptional?"

He's in the "elite" category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curious to see the face now

You know where I am

Edinburgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate.

Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day.

My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image.

I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic.

I'm sorry/you're welcome

What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40

I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish...

I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters

How else would you get the WD40 up there?!

By using the nozzle hose

it's not a stick

Looks just like a stick, man!

I haven't seen many, actually any hollow red sticks

You haven't lived!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That cock could be averagely mediocre OP.

A clever angle can make anything look huge.

Where's the friggin red bull can/sky remote for verification purposes?

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"That cock could be averagely mediocre OP.

A clever angle can make anything look huge.

Where's the friggin red bull can/sky remote for verification purposes?

I was just going to say the same thing.

Doesn’t look specially large, about the same as mine and I’ve never claimed anything other than average size. But mine is very handsome apparently.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"What that was said was arrogant?

I’m not an arrogant man. It was just a couple of facts

I think a lot of people associate the forums with " the public place of fab" where everyone comes togheter and socializes, so opening a thread like this would be like going in a pub, getting on the table and telling everyone how amazing and handsome you are and encouraging all the women there to take a chance with you (which just out of curiosity, have you ever done it?

because if you have, that's pretty fucking awsome). So not sure if it's arrogance, but you are boasting a bit (which I have no problem with) , but people will react differently.

Anyways good luck OP

Stay humble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lapping up all the self love here brother. We’re all perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper"

Thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper

Thank god

Don’t be too hasty in those thanks, I could bring the thoughts back so so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper

Thank god

Don’t be too hasty in those thanks, I could bring the thoughts back so so quickly.

and to think I liked you

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Nice to see you back, OP.

And nice pics (not just the cock pics. Obvs!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper

Thank god

Don’t be too hasty in those thanks, I could bring the thoughts back so so quickly.

and to think I liked you "

Best use of chocolate starfish ever!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE

It’s safe for viewing. I promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lapping up all the self love here brother. We’re all perfect "

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nice to see you back, OP.

And nice pics (not just the cock pics. Obvs!)

Thank you and thank you for those fabs x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Nice to see you back, OP.

And nice pics (not just the cock pics. Obvs!)

Thank you and thank you for those fabs x"

You're welcome.

You're not just a massive cock

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nice to see you back, OP.

And nice pics (not just the cock pics. Obvs!)

Thank you and thank you for those fabs x

You're welcome.

You're not just a massive cock

Too kind too kind haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self praise is no praise

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Plenty of praise elsewhere my man

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Did anyone see his face?

Asking for a friend

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It’s nice

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thick dick

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Thick dick "

Hard to argue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick dick "

Did offer to bonce on it like a pogo stick but you never took up the offer

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a good face? A really good face and a really really good face?

Can a face be too good??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a good face? A really good face and a really really good face?

Can a face be too good?? "

On fab, you'll be lucky to find a good face.

Really good, I guess Tom Hardy's ok.

Really really good, obviously my future bit on the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a good face? A really good face and a really really good face?

Can a face be too good??

On fab, you'll be lucky to find a good face.

Really good, I guess Tom Hardy's ok.

Really really good, obviously my future bit on the side. "
sounds like I'm soon to be off the market ladies and gents ... (This is the thread for fab exaggeration right ?)

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The perfect is the off-putting thing for me, your photos that aren't of your cock are actually decent, definitely have more to show than just your cock.

But the cockyness for me isn't hot.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just have a massive face. "

He has to use the patio window, normal doors are too small

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"."

Being in the nearby vacinity helps too

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is it as big as your ego?

Follow the green arrow...

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Youve got to love yourself before anyone can love you

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Wouldn’t be able to comment as your profile is hidden OP ?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Jesus Christ. I’ll avoid posting my true thoughts as I don’t want a ban, I just wish his mother had shown him more affection as a child.

I hope one of you lucky woman drew the lucky ticket today…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested.

I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested.

That’s some echo chamber you got there lady!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested."

Zip it, you're gorgeous all over

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

What a perfectly normal level of ego. I've never been so aroused

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested."

Me too! Minus the fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And not in the least bit vain op

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested."

I wouldn't say no. Then again I'm not normal either!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Jesus Christ. I’ll avoid posting my true thoughts as I don’t want a ban, I just wish his mother had shown him more affection as a child.

I hope one of you lucky woman drew the lucky ticket today…..

Are you cuttin' and pastin ?

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Enjoy

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Christs resurrection he rises again

God bless you my child

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Like Christs resurrection he rises again

God bless you my child "

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and The Blessed Boabie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Christs resurrection he rises again

God bless you my child "

It's a fab miracle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Christs resurrection he rises again

God bless you my child

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and The Blessed Boabie."

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Christs resurrection he rises again

God bless you my child

It's a fab miracle "

All hail Carrick and his cock! His undeniable rod of judgement

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Like Christs resurrection he rises again

God bless you my child

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and The Blessed Boabie.

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey? "

Not so wee, based on photographic evidence

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can hang washing on that winkle! Haha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have a wizard's sleeve and I look like a bag of spanners.

Perfection doesn't get better than this

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh god not again.....

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I like your confidence OP. It's good to have self belief.

Hope you find someone, sure you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Christs resurrection he rises again

God bless you my child

It's a fab miracle

All hail Carrick and his cock! His undeniable rod of judgement "

Reigning in all its veiny glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hung like a newt and have a face that hit every branch of the ugly tree.

Come marvel at the human eyesore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s it hanging op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's certainly risen today.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Oh crap I thought this was a thread about me.

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut tut, bumping on thread. Is that even allowed???

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I am intrigued to see the face though

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

And it's gone. He's chucked it

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

PMSL!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like the OP. It's nice to see someone with confidence instead of all the self depreciating threads

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

PMSL!!!"

I killed the perfect straightest cock

Beware

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

No, I refuse to litter

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

No, I refuse to litter

Christ I’ve seen your cock loads…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

No, I refuse to litter

Christ I’ve seen your cock loads…

No you haven't, I can't post vids

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

Somewhere to sit?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

Well, you can use that photo I sent you to keep the burglars at bay

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

Somewhere to sit?

You know me well

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

Well, you can use that photo I sent you to keep the burglars at bay

Hush. You have a lovely face x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

Somewhere to sit?

You know me well"

Sweetie, you can hide my face with your arse anytime

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

Somewhere to sit?

You know me well

Sweetie, you can hide my face with your arse anytime

There is an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's gone. He's chucked it

Fuck!!! Since I replied

Jesus. That’s a new low

There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt

Is that a threat?

Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you

I like faces

Somewhere to sit?

You know me well

Sweetie, you can hide my face with your arse anytime

There is an offer

I was thinking promise

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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over a year ago

"."

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over a year ago

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