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"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha Feel free to message me " Honest, humble and desperate too. What a catch | |||
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"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha Feel free to message me Honest, humble and desperate too. What a catch" First two are actually correct. | |||
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"Is your face as amazing as your ‘amazing’ cock? " My face is really nice. Handsome boy. Cock maybe shades it. I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts. Lighten up | |||
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"Nothing like being up yourself on a Monday morning " Depends if he’s struggling to get up anyone else ! | |||
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"Is your face as amazing as your ‘amazing’ cock? My face is really nice. Handsome boy. Cock maybe shades it. I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts. Lighten up " It’s only you who seems to think so | |||
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"But are you a professional? " Or exceptional? | |||
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"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me " Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile. Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are. | |||
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" I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts. " If you'd like it explaining, I'm sure someone can get their syllable count down far enough. | |||
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" I don’t know why people get so arsey. I am only giving facts. If you'd like it explaining, I'm sure someone can get their syllable count down far enough." Haha …. Ah I do enjoy the male replies and the jealous abuse I receive in messages. | |||
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"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha LliInte Feel free to message me " A decent attitude, that doesn't use his dick to compensate from the fact that he can't eat pussy. I can fuck myself but it ain't gonna eat itself... So | |||
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"…what more could you want on here.. haha " Self awareness? Modesty? | |||
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"Nothing like being up yourself on a Monday morning Depends if he’s struggling to get up anyone else ! " I'd rather not be up myself either way | |||
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"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind " She’s dead When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up. When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so.. But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true. | |||
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"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind She’s dead When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up. When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so.. But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true." Putting words into my mouth, I didn't say any of what you just spouted off about | |||
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"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind She’s dead When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up. When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so.. But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true." | |||
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"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind She’s dead When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up. " Arrogance is not attractive in any sex. | |||
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"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind She’s dead When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up. Arrogance is not attractive in any sex." Exactly | |||
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"I'd need a closer inspection to decide upon perfection " I mean that’s the clever course of action. Full due diligence required. Entirely understandable .. | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. " Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. | |||
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"Careful son you will provoke penis envy from some quarters on here, they do not like men with nice cocks promoting them " #ad | |||
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"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile. Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are. " Ah just good posing, I still have a mum tum and wobbly arse | |||
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"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile. Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are. Ah just good posing, I still have a mum tum and wobbly arse " Hey, stop putting yourself down! | |||
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"But are you a professional? Or exceptional?" And don’t forget discreet | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. " My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. | |||
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"Massive doesn’t equate to a perfect cock for me Good god. I don’t mind if you don’t think I’m Perfect. Your reply alerted me to your profile. Genuine shock at how incredible those photos are. Ah just good posing, I still have a mum tum and wobbly arse " *very very good posing | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. " LMAO | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. " I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome | |||
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"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP? " Heavy spunking - came with a blast Heavy spunking - happened so fast. | |||
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"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP? Heavy spunking - came with a blast Heavy spunking - happened so fast." | |||
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"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP? Heavy spunking - came with a blast Heavy spunking - happened so fast. " Well a well a oo tell me more | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome " Hahaahahaahaha. OMG I almost spat my coffee! | |||
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"This guy remind anyone else of Annie? Might they be one and the same? " Now you mention it | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome " What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 | |||
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"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha Feel free to message me " The cock is fantastic…. You don’t have a face pic on your profile | |||
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"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP? " It was extremely heavy wasn’t it.. | |||
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"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind She’s dead When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up. When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so.. But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true." You know what, it absolutely is ok to say that. Although good looking and attraction are subjective, so not everyone will agree, I'm absolutely all for the self love. Nice one OP. I don't agree that men and women saying that kind of thing are seen differently though, I think that a lot of the time people say that a woman saying that stuff would be seen as arrogant as well. I've been guilty of thinking that in the past, but that's my issue and I shouldn't put that on anyone else. So I'm going to do better, as it's hypocritical of me to think it. Didn't think I'd think deeply about this thread when I opened it up... so thanks for this OP | |||
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"This guy remind anyone else of Annie? Might they be one and the same? " I don't know. I never looked at her pictures. Did she have a perfect cock too? | |||
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"When your nan tells you that you have a "really handsome face" you do realise they have to be kind She’s dead When a woman shows self love it’s lapped up. When a man does it. Oh he’s an arrogant so and so.. But yeh. I am very good looking and it’s okay to say that. It’s true. You know what, it absolutely is ok to say that. Although good looking and attraction are subjective, so not everyone will agree, I'm absolutely all for the self love. Nice one OP. I don't agree that men and women saying that kind of thing are seen differently though, I think that a lot of the time people say that a woman saying that stuff would be seen as arrogant as well. I've been guilty of thinking that in the past, but that's my issue and I shouldn't put that on anyone else. So I'm going to do better, as it's hypocritical of me to think it. Didn't think I'd think deeply about this thread when I opened it up... so thanks for this OP " A measured and well thought out response. | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome " oh FFS not you as well | |||
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"Any new heavy spunking vids for me to enjoy, OP? Heavy spunking - came with a blast Heavy spunking - happened so fast." And now ear worm! When will this end! | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 " I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... | |||
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"I remember people going through a phase of calling them a ‘brown scrunchy’, glad this never endured, like the chocolate starfish has" hush! | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish..." I read that as lipstick | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I read that as lipstick " ROFL | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish..." I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters " Some people might be into that don't kink shame. I think | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters Some people might be into that don't kink shame. I think " Reminds of one man, one glass although that definitely wasn't planned at the end | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters " How else would you get the WD40 up there?! | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters How else would you get the WD40 up there?!" By using the nozzle hose it's not a stick | |||
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"Curious to see the face now " You know where I am | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters How else would you get the WD40 up there?! By using the nozzle hose it's not a stick " Looks just like a stick, man! | |||
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"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha Feel free to message me " A back massage and someone to bring snacks would be good as well as all that tbf. Can I find it, can I buggery | |||
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"This guy remind anyone else of Annie? Might they be one and the same? " Poor Annie, and she hasn't posted in months | |||
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"…And I am normal - what more could you want on here.. haha Feel free to message me " Show off | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters How else would you get the WD40 up there?! By using the nozzle hose it's not a stick Looks just like a stick, man! " I haven't seen many, actually any hollow red sticks | |||
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"But are you a professional? Or exceptional?" He's in the "elite" category | |||
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"Curious to see the face now You know where I am " Edinburgh. | |||
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"It’s alright as dicks go, but a bit big for me and my rusty starfish. It’s still so delicate. Did you have to? "Rusty starfish". JFC that will be in my head all day. My apologies in advance of the trauma from that image. I prefer that to chocolate starfish. Rusty sounds a bit more hygienic. I'm sorry/you're welcome What you going to use for lube if it's rusty though, wd40 I'm sure that skinny red stick would be really comfy up the starfish... I would refrain from putting sticks up your bum because you definitely don't want splinters How else would you get the WD40 up there?! By using the nozzle hose it's not a stick Looks just like a stick, man! I haven't seen many, actually any hollow red sticks " You haven't lived! | |||
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"That cock could be averagely mediocre OP. A clever angle can make anything look huge. Where's the friggin red bull can/sky remote for verification purposes? A" I was just going to say the same thing. Doesn’t look specially large, about the same as mine and I’ve never claimed anything other than average size. But mine is very handsome apparently. | |||
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"What that was said was arrogant? I’m not an arrogant man. It was just a couple of facts " I think a lot of people associate the forums with " the public place of fab" where everyone comes togheter and socializes, so opening a thread like this would be like going in a pub, getting on the table and telling everyone how amazing and handsome you are and encouraging all the women there to take a chance with you (which just out of curiosity, have you ever done it? because if you have, that's pretty fucking awsome). So not sure if it's arrogance, but you are boasting a bit (which I have no problem with) , but people will react differently. Anyways good luck OP Stay humble | |||
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"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper" Thank god | |||
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"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper Thank god " Don’t be too hasty in those thanks, I could bring the thoughts back so so quickly. | |||
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"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper Thank god Don’t be too hasty in those thanks, I could bring the thoughts back so so quickly. " and to think I liked you | |||
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"So it looks like the crowd’s focus is off the chocolate starfishes now and back on to the OP’s whopper Thank god Don’t be too hasty in those thanks, I could bring the thoughts back so so quickly. and to think I liked you " Best use of chocolate starfish ever! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE It’s safe for viewing. I promise. | |||
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"Lapping up all the self love here brother. We’re all perfect " | |||
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"Nice to see you back, OP. And nice pics (not just the cock pics. Obvs!) " Thank you and thank you for those fabs x | |||
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"Nice to see you back, OP. And nice pics (not just the cock pics. Obvs!) Thank you and thank you for those fabs x" You're welcome. You're not just a massive cock | |||
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"Nice to see you back, OP. And nice pics (not just the cock pics. Obvs!) Thank you and thank you for those fabs x You're welcome. You're not just a massive cock " Too kind too kind haha | |||
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"Thick dick " Hard to argue | |||
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"Thick dick " Did offer to bonce on it like a pogo stick but you never took up the offer | |||
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"What's the difference between a good face? A really good face and a really really good face? Can a face be too good?? " On fab, you'll be lucky to find a good face. Really good, I guess Tom Hardy's ok. Really really good, obviously my future bit on the side. | |||
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"What's the difference between a good face? A really good face and a really really good face? Can a face be too good?? On fab, you'll be lucky to find a good face. Really good, I guess Tom Hardy's ok. Really really good, obviously my future bit on the side. " sounds like I'm soon to be off the market ladies and gents ... (This is the thread for fab exaggeration right ?) | |||
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"I just have a massive face. " He has to use the patio window, normal doors are too small | |||
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"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested. I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested. I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested. " That’s some echo chamber you got there lady!! | |||
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"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested." Zip it, you're gorgeous all over | |||
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"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested." Me too! Minus the fanny. | |||
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"I have a really bad face, a big fanny and to top it all off I am not normal. Message me if you're interested." I wouldn't say no. Then again I'm not normal either! | |||
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"Jesus Christ. I’ll avoid posting my true thoughts as I don’t want a ban, I just wish his mother had shown him more affection as a child. I hope one of you lucky woman drew the lucky ticket today….. " Are you cuttin' and pastin ? | |||
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"Like Christs resurrection he rises again God bless you my child " Jesus, Mary, Joseph and The Blessed Boabie. | |||
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"Like Christs resurrection he rises again God bless you my child " It's a fab miracle | |||
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"Like Christs resurrection he rises again God bless you my child Jesus, Mary, Joseph and The Blessed Boabie." Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey? | |||
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"Like Christs resurrection he rises again God bless you my child It's a fab miracle " All hail Carrick and his cock! His undeniable rod of judgement | |||
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"Like Christs resurrection he rises again God bless you my child Jesus, Mary, Joseph and The Blessed Boabie. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey? " Not so wee, based on photographic evidence | |||
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"Like Christs resurrection he rises again God bless you my child It's a fab miracle All hail Carrick and his cock! His undeniable rod of judgement " Reigning in all its veiny glory | |||
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"Oh crap I thought this was a thread about me. " Same | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it " Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low " PMSL!!! | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low " There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low PMSL!!!" I killed the perfect straightest cock Beware | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt " Is that a threat? | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? " Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? " No, I refuse to litter | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? No, I refuse to litter " Christ I’ve seen your cock loads… | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? No, I refuse to litter Christ I’ve seen your cock loads… " No you haven't, I can't post vids | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you " I like faces | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you I like faces " Somewhere to sit? | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you I like faces " Well, you can use that photo I sent you to keep the burglars at bay | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you I like faces Somewhere to sit? " You know me well | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you I like faces Well, you can use that photo I sent you to keep the burglars at bay " Hush. You have a lovely face x | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you I like faces Somewhere to sit? You know me well" Sweetie, you can hide my face with your arse anytime | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you I like faces Somewhere to sit? You know me well Sweetie, you can hide my face with your arse anytime " There is an offer | |||
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"And it's gone. He's chucked it Fuck!!! Since I replied Jesus. That’s a new low There will be other cocks in your box shortly, no doubt Is that a threat? Not from me. That's uncouth behaviour. I'll send my face. That'll scare you I like faces Somewhere to sit? You know me well Sweetie, you can hide my face with your arse anytime There is an offer " I was thinking promise | |||
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