FabSwingers.com forum: Your most embarrassing typo ever !!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

We've all done it and recoiled in horror at what we've just sent a family member or our bloody phone has changed an innocent message into utter filth.

So what's the most embarrassing typo or autocarrot fail you've ever done ..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not happenned yet, but every time I try and send a naught message to a woman, my phone insists on telling them I'm going to come round and finger their clot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.

I didn't live that down for a while.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.

I didn't live that down for a while.

I just assumed that was actually what he wanted to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone autocorrected to willies when I sent an email out about a team building exercise which required wellies. I didn't even notice but my employees did

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.

I didn't live that down for a while.

I just assumed that was actually what he wanted to do...

Was it me?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not happenned yet, but every time I try and send a naught message to a woman, my phone insists on telling them I'm going to come round and finger their clot..."

Oh dear haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.

I didn't live that down for a while.

Love that that's hilarious sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.

I didn't live that down for a while.

I just assumed that was actually what he wanted to do...

Was it me?"

I wish I could remember who the 2 people involved were.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Phone autocorrected to willies when I sent an email out about a team building exercise which required wellies. I didn't even notice but my employees did

Awesome that's fabs fault

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I sent the web address into a family group chat, I typed fab and because my phone saved the address it went through to the chat, I deleted the message quickly but I think they seen it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One sex" instead of "one sec" to a coworker. Not that embarrassing but we had a good chuckle

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By *nimal007Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

in a sexy text to my current wife (new girlfriend at the time) i once miss typed her name and it auto corrected to my ex-wifes name(their names are not a million miles away from each other) needless to say I have still not lived that one down 13 years later!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I sent the web address into a family group chat, I typed fab and because my phone saved the address it went through to the chat, I deleted the message quickly but I think they seen it.

Oops haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a text to a client the autocorrect changed nasturtium to masturbation. Fortunately i noticed in time.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""One sex" instead of "one sec" to a coworker. Not that embarrassing but we had a good chuckle

Did they say yes ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sending a text to a client the autocorrect changed nasturtium to masturbation. Fortunately i noticed in time.

Shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never confessing my sins

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"in a sexy text to my current wife (new girlfriend at the time) i once miss typed her name and it auto corrected to my ex-wifes name(their names are not a million miles away from each other) needless to say I have still not lived that one down 13 years later!!

Oh god epic fail haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm never confessing my sins

I know most of them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm never confessing my sins

I know most of them anyway

Exactly!

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By *nimal007Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh god epic fail haha

at least she saw the funny side. I think that may have been when I decided she was a keeper!! I didn't even see it, just got a message back saying "re-read that last message"....I could have died!! still married me though so must have made up for it!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh god epic fail haha

She has a sense of humour so a winner from the start

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it might've been a football thread on here near the start of the season where I referred to so_eone as a good stroker who could finish. I meant striker, of course

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

I'm saying nothing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think it might've been a football thread on here near the start of the season where I referred to so_eone as a good stroker who could finish. I meant striker, of course

Yeah sure haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

Grumpy is your grandad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was needing battery’s for a Xbox 360 controller

Gran was out at the shops

Text her to pick me up some duracell

Instead I typed durex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

Grumpy is your grandad?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Was needing battery’s for a Xbox 360 controller

Gran was out at the shops

Text her to pick me up some duracell

Instead I typed durex

Hahahaha awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also there is no Typeos

Or anything like that

Your phone is a learning agrithum

And it learns what words you type after each other

And then when your trying to type something else you phone learning agrithum will change it

As it’s picked up those two words normally go to geather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was needing battery’s for a Xbox 360 controller

Gran was out at the shops

Text her to pick me up some duracell

Instead I typed durex

Hahahaha awesome

It definitely wasn’t awesome and couldn’t blame it on the phone as this was back in the days off pre predictive phones and stuff

Back when phones didn’t even have colour screens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

I mean, fair play to him!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not really embarrassing but pretty funny - last night me and my best friend were talking about gifts for baby showers and she accidentally said "new parents get very excited about muslims" instead of muslins

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Bracode instead of barcode sent to a female work colleague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I also remember I once caught myself on an email when signing off with "Kind Regards" and realising that the "g" is below the "t" on the keyboard that I almost sent out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

Where's the Monkey dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

Grumpy is your grandad?

He said accidentally.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

Grumpy is your grandad?

He said accidentally.

Ahh... good point

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

I mean, fair play to him!

He was slightly mortified

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

Grumpy is your grandad?

Granddad? Is that you?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just like never looking up words for sexual things you've never heard of, it's also a good idea not to expand your dictionary with sexual words. Mine have entered messages a few times

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

Grumpy is your grandad?

Granddad? Is that you?

Erm ...

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Had a bad one in the days of the Nokia 3310 when the ABC key typed C instead of an A on the word aunt

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I saw a good one the other day...in later years beethoven continued to work sporadically despite the fact that he was dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sent a text to one of my uni lecturers asking what the word count was for an assignment...or wank cunt, as my phone unfortunately translated it to.

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

When I sent 'send your daddy' in the group chat when I meant 'send your addy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a typo but a verbal one

Years ago talking to an ex female work colleague who kept mentioning she was about to go on holiday

I told her that if I would hump her if she mentioned the holiday one more time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't a typo as such. I was on a dating website and some bloke had sent me a really nice message but he wasn't my type. Anyway, I had a copy and paste message that I would send that said thanks but you're not my type. So I hit paste and send. Only I pasted in the address to some particularly horrible Brazilian fart porn. He blocked me.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"It wasn't a typo as such. I was on a dating website and some bloke had sent me a really nice message but he wasn't my type. Anyway, I had a copy and paste message that I would send that said thanks but you're not my type. So I hit paste and send. Only I pasted in the address to some particularly horrible Brazilian fart porn. He blocked me. "

in a parallel universe he's posting on a thread about harshest rejections. "All I did was send her a really nice message and she sends me some Brazilian fart porn. A 'thanks but no thanks' would have been great. Jeez, these women...!"

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By *eo54321Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you email your boss who is called Angus and it autocorrects to Anus…

Sometimes autocorrect is a great judge of character!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

No ... surely not ... pornado due to auto carrot??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I don't think I've had a bad one.

But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)

I'm saying nothing

Surely that never happens!!!

Grumpy, ever heard of this?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

Where's the Monkey dammit"

I caught up in the end!!!

I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

Where's the Monkey dammit

I caught up in the end!!!

I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out

Oh god you saw this

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

Where's the Monkey dammit

I caught up in the end!!!

I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out

Oh god you saw this

Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

Where's the Monkey dammit

I caught up in the end!!!

I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out

Oh god you saw this

Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since .... "

It's been 18 months will it ever go away

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

Where's the Monkey dammit

I caught up in the end!!!

I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out

Oh god you saw this

Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since ....

It's been 18 months will it ever go away

Oh hell no .. Posh and I have you over a barrel ... which incidentally might be interesting porn to randomly send out

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"We've all done it and recoiled in horror at what we've just sent a family member or our bloody phone has changed an innocent message into utter filth.

So what's the most embarrassing typo or autocarrot fail you've ever done ..

Confess here

My autocorrect seems to prefer pissy to pussy.

That puts the kibosh on erotic conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my typo, but very recently received a DM letting me know how much he couldn't wait to kick my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my typo, but very recently received a DM letting me know how much he couldn't wait to kick my pussy

Guilty

You know I would have kissed her better though

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my typo, but very recently received a DM letting me know how much he couldn't wait to kick my pussy

Guilty

You know I would have kissed her better though

xxx"

Yes you did, after you flogged her

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By *eonMan
over a year ago

The wallled town

Well I wasn’t expecting that ending!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?

Oh ffs

Where's the Monkey dammit

I caught up in the end!!!

I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out

Oh god you saw this

Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since ....

It's been 18 months will it ever go away

Oh hell no .. Posh and I have you over a barrel ... which incidentally might be interesting porn to randomly send out

I give up

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster

Years ago when i was a copy typist i addressed an envelope to Cunty Durham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago when i was a copy typist i addressed an envelope to Cunty Durham.

I nearly did a wee reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Not mine, but many years ago a colleague of mine wrote a memo in which instead of writing "the current position is..." he somehow managed to write "the current prostitution is..."

You've really got to try hard to get that spell-check option.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I know this isn't exactly a typo but it's related. This article was in the New Scientist magazine in the 90s:

The National Westminster Bank admitted last month that it keeps personal information about its customers - such as their political affiliation - on computer. But now Computer Weekly reveals that a financial institution, sadly unnamed, has gone one better and moved into the realm of personal abuse.

The institution decided to mailshot 2000 of its richest customers, inviting them to buy extra services. One of its computer programmers wrote a program to search through its databases and select its customers automatically. He tested the program with an imaginary customer called Rich Bastard.

Unfortunately, an error resulted in all 2000 letters being addressed "Dear Rich Bastard". The luckless programmer was subsequently sacked.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I was using voice recognition to send a text message to my boss while I was driving. As I just finished the message, I had to brake suddenly due to a car stopping abruptly to turn right. I shouted quite loudly "an indicator would be nice you stupid fucking twat".

Obviously the mic was still on my phone, obviously it dictated every word with no errors, and obviously the message I was dictating to my phone was me asking for some guidance.... and obviously I didn't check before I pressed send..... "

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