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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently the Camelot theme park has closed down for good. I say we all club together and open CUMALOT.....the worlds first swing park!

I'm first on the roller roaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camelot?

"It's only a model!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently the Camelot theme park has closed down for good. I say we all club together and open CUMALOT.....the worlds first swing park!

I'm first on the roller roaster. "

big dipper please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way I liked it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a posh swingers hotel...???

Or at least a reasonable condom-inium...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst a swingers/nudists theme park would be great in theory - I can see a few potential banana skins!!

For starters - everyone would have to sign an insurance waiver on entry - to prevent claims for black eyes caused by 'flying boobage'.

Still - if Alton Towers did it - there'd be no need to send some poor bastard to trawl through the ground under that last bit at 'Air' picking through the vomit looking for shoes/wallets/mobiles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see a congestion charge on the tunnel of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But will we have to queue for the rides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will we all have to wear those plastic kagool type thingies like on the log flume for the gushers?

Will there be photos at the finish of the rides? Arms the air with a grimaced smile on peoples faces etc.

Are we there yet? How much further?

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