FabSwingers.com forum: The Hornyometer!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's yours showing on the scale?

Due to circumstances beyond my control there's been no fun for over a week - I've not even indulged in a spot of DIY (damn you squeaky parents spare room bed! Grrrrrrr!)

So right now I can safely say that if Ann Widdecombe strolled past and bent over in a short skirt there'd possibly be a stirring down below!

Whilst it may be Subday morning - why not check your level! And wouldn't it be great if we all had one of those thingies you find on Duracell (other crappier batteries are available!) - you know - stick a finger in your belly button and one on your forehead and a big line shoots up inbetween showing 'horny' or 'fuck off - its way too early on a Sunday morning for that!!'

Rambling now. I'll go make another coffee. Carry on as you were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol that post was funny.. just go knock a few out and return to normal please

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im meeting my new best friend tomorrow for a very naughty hotel meet as we are both working away in a similar area .... im saving it all up for him ......we have been building up a little "frisson"over the last week ,,, im way up there about 9 ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale...

You women and your ridiculous demands!!! (Says Mr Empty Winkbox - ooh - now there's a potential future username if ever I saw one!)

Reasonable distance? Meh!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale...

You women and your ridiculous demands!!! (Says Mr Empty Winkbox - ooh - now there's a potential future username if ever I saw one!)

Reasonable distance? Meh!

Have you checked? Really? Properly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The needle has fallen off my meter .....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"The needle has fallen off my meter .....

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because i arent meeting at the moment due to circumstances my needle just shot off into the stratosphere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x"

Lucky bastard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x"

im not far off looking like ann widdecombe im more round than tall and my tits sag as much.. im also crap at dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x

im not far off looking like ann widdecombe im more round than tall and my tits sag as much.. im also crap at dancing

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ok miss cute i know u r straight but sometimes miss i wish u would stop being mean to u as u r actually very funny, clever and from what i can see pretty girl. there r plenty of people in everyday life to put u down trust me u don't need to be one of them a little self love (and not the rude kind u lot) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x

im not far off looking like ann widdecombe im more round than tall and my tits sag as much.. im also crap at dancing

ok miss cute i know u r straight but sometimes miss i wish u would stop being mean to u as u r actually very funny, clever and from what i can see pretty girl. there r plenty of people in everyday life to put u down trust me u don't need to be one of them a little self love (and not the rude kind u lot) xxx"

i know im an alright looking lass just my crap sense of humour.. although those points were actually true lol xxx

guess.its just a habbit to take the piss out of myself. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in a freezing cold carpark in Rotherham listening to lovesongs on radio 2......the only birds I can see all have feathers !

Horny meters on ZERO !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invited you over but you turned me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The needle has fallen off my meter .....

because i arent meeting at the moment due to circumstances my needle just shot off into the stratosphere"

Same here.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Mines just had a sudden surge!!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Arrrrgh! It's heading past 11!

Both my meets have wussed out!

And single guys think they have a hard time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I am in full control of my needle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines just had a sudden surge!!!!

You can't beat a sudden surge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm. Mines a steady 9.5 I reckon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale...

Someone woke up horny today ? lol

Sorry but you're not getting me out from under my duvet, even though there's a big tent

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am horny honry horny... So it is off the scale for me...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale...

Someone woke up horny today ? lol

Sorry but you're not getting me out from under my duvet, even though there's a big tent

You know how horny I usually am?

Multiply by about 8.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just recently I've been insatiable.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm too full of a cold to be horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always horny ...my meter failed months ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright you lot who has nicked my horniness I know one of you has got it and I want it back right now.

Its gone missing and I am really lost without it x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Nope, not horny at all. Give it a few days though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober?? "

Yep.

I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot

So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.

It's a good thing so many men like curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober??

Yep.

I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot

So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.

It's a good thing so many men like curves

Now TD you know you are truly stunning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober??

Yep.

I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot

So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.

It's a good thing so many men like curves

Maybe i should have something to eat then.....lol

Oh and curves are very good

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot

So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.

It's a good thing so many men like curves

Now TD you know you are truly stunning x"

And undeniably curvy...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've just ravished a 30yo and now we are off to Asda lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober?? "

Absolutely. Just be careful as you can end up teetotal!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm watching Goldfinger so pussy galore for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's increasing exponentially. And I have at least 3 really good offers I just cannot take up. Aarrgghh!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Mine has been off the scale the last couple of weeks....

Think it is starting to make up for the last few months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines hiding too !

Do you think they are all hiding in the same place ? If so I wish someone would hurry up

and find out where it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines in overdrive, libido through the roof

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Mines at about an 8. Slowly coming down from Thursday nights fun, mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just recently I've been insatiable."

does she know?

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