FabSwingers.com forum: Massage

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone ever taken up an offer from the thousands of supposed yoni/tantric masseurs on here?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

No, next question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They tend to be men either not interested in other men and just keen to get a hot lady all oiled up, or actually they ARE very interested in other men (and also their willies).

So no, I haven’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a knot in my neck and the locals are men so no. You in training op? Asking for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many of the are genuine? Mrs NE hates massages so whenever I reply to tell them that they’re suddenly experts in load of other things

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

God no......

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ve had one in a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I don’t want to talk about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They tend to be men either not interested in other men and just keen to get a hot lady all oiled up, or actually they ARE very interested in other men (and also their willies).

So no, I haven’t. "

It's called a happy ending

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Not a chance, I hear they're skin collectors

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Yes! The Mr has visited 2 masseuses that live locally, they did a cracking job without offering a happy ending.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yes! The Mr has visited 2 masseuses that live locally, they did a cracking job without offering a happy ending. "

Isn't that a chiropractors job

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Eeewwwwwww no, couldn't think of anything worse! Unless I know them very well obvs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Good god no

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I always think they'd be better getting to know people, making friends and then offering, obce there's at least some basic levels of trust developed. Or posting in the meets section, or advertising professionally and establishing bona fide clients, where insurance and appropriate protections are in place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Btw I am not looking (pls stop messaging me

) was just curious to see if people actually went for those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! The Mr has visited 2 masseuses that live locally, they did a cracking job without offering a happy ending.

Isn't that a chiropractors job"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Btw I am not looking (pls stop messaging me

) was just curious to see if people actually went for those"

I have had massages (give or take) on Fab meets, but it's never been an initial offer, and not a yoni massage. Just... foreplay

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’ve had a couple of comedy massages! Way too long winded for the forum but they’ve given us the funniest memories that we can’t share with friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits for Amazon purchases of fluffy towels/scented baby oils/ incense…..and a book called ‘sexy massages for idiots’

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Definitely not, same way I haven’t taken up a offer of a photo shoot from the thousands of photographers on here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants to shave my corns have at it

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I often give C massages but I don’t really mix the both up, only a handful of times it’s led to sex.

We’ve met one guy and he and I massaged C, but it wasn’t billed as a massage meet.

I find it a little creepy that guys see it as a way in for sex.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I have a few times, plus a few sports massages. Was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They usually reveal themselves as absolute chancers after a couple of questions, so no, and I wouldn’t from on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They usually reveal themselves as absolute chancers after a couple of questions, so no, and I wouldn’t from on here. "

*cancels Amazon order of fluffy towels/scented baby oils/ incense…..and a book called ‘sexy massages for idiots’

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

No never accepted a massage from fab. But have had a massage and ended up giving the masseur a blowjob. It was a lovely experience. All the masseurs on fab seem to be older guys. I like younger x

Mrs N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They usually reveal themselves as absolute chancers after a couple of questions, so no, and I wouldn’t from on here.

*cancels Amazon order of fluffy towels/scented baby oils/ incense…..and a book called ‘sexy massages for idiots’"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have actually and it was lovely.

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By *damk4511Man
over a year ago

hatfield

I can give u one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told I give amazing massages. I enjoy finding a knot and getting rid of it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I like mutual massages - The slow & sensual kind.

Not a bloomin clue what a Yogi one is though - Off to Google I go

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I fall asleep when getting a massage.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I did once.

I was disappointed when they started touching my dong, dude said he was going to massage my knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did once.

I was disappointed when they started touching my dong, dude said he was going to massage my knee.

You could have moved your dong over to your other knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fall asleep when getting a massage."

Just recently heard the word somnophiliac ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had one massage from a guy on here , it was excellent!

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