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Mistaken identity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I've had a Disaronno or three and I took my contacts out hours ago, so as I'm heading off to bed I spot a beetle legging it across the dining room floor! It's little body went crack as I hit it with a shoe, so I'm pretty sure it's gone to meet it's maker. It's only when I look through my glasses to clean the goo off my shoe that I realise it was infact a chocolate peanut I must have dropped earlier lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but it was running across the floor ................... was there an ant underneath it - stealing it ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember when you get into bed.......those are pillows - not giant marshmallows!!

Sleep well! Horny dreams!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but it was running across the floor ................... was there an ant underneath it - stealing it ??? "

I little tipple and a pair of varifocal glasses and you get to see all sorts of weird things lol I have a wooden floor so probably caught it with my foot or the door, can't abide crawlies so just whacked it

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Hehe, this made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never mind its dead now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yes but this is Derbyshire & we are quite rampant round here

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Hehe, this made me giggle "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on be honest did you still

eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on be honest did you still

eat it "

Eewww no, it was a waste of a chocolate peanut though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw... poor peanut what a terrible way to go

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