FabSwingers.com forum: What fab phrases grind your gears?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll kick off with -

* Professional so must be discreet

* single males must be exceptional

Any more?

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Meet, when actually referring to the person they met

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

mother nature.........

just keep it to yaself ffs

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Send face pic with first message or it gets deleted.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Play

Play date

A meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I am straight as only attracted to the cock not rest of the man’

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Will fill in later.

(Just do it!)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"‘I am straight as only attracted to the cock not rest of the man’

. Yeah and these. I’m straight but I suck cock

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

It's a numbers game... No! It's an attraction game! If I don't fancy you enough to reply when there are 1000 of you... That's not going to change when there is just you... Sorry... I'm ok... I'm good... I'm going for a lie down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make you squirt

I can fuck all night

Neither of these appeals thank you very muchly

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can lick for hours.

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

"I don't bite, unless you want me to"

It's not funny, it's definitely not original and just makes me think "oh f off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play

Do you want to play?

I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Can we i see your verifications, just to check you are genuine"

"Do you have face picture"

"Friend request sent"

"What are you into"

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

which pedal is the clutch?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Put “blah blah” in the title so I know you’ve read my profile

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I can make you squirt

I can fuck all night

Neither of these appeals thank you very muchly

That's good, because most men can't. Less is more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no face pic. no meet...

which I accept but not when they’ve chosen to contact me first, they themselves have zero pics., haven’t clearly bothered to read my profile, etc.

simply move on and don’t waste my time (easy)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Fab if you want to fuck me/ lick this/ feel these

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Been here before so know how this site works

Will try anything

Can't meet at the drop of a hat

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"‘I am straight as only attracted to the cock not rest of the man’

. Yeah and these. I’m straight but I suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In recent months, due to not being able to meet ........

Can we just chat until you are meeting.

Let me know when you are meeting again.

I've read the profile and wondering if we'd like to meet.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Not a phrase as such, but the one's that say how gorgeous they are and you have to be exceptional. What the fuck does that actually mean?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

'genuine'

'fun' we are adults we can say sex or even fucking, it is allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No limits

Go to a club

I'm genuine

I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play

Do you want to play?

I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy

reminds me of line from iconic film The Warriors with the villain's menacing "Warriors, come out to play!"

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I can lick for hours. Is there actually any woman anywhere who would actually want someone licking for hours, I'd be tearing my hair out with sheer boredom after 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your loss".

....somehow I seriously doubt that.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can lick for hours. Is there actually any woman anywhere who would actually want someone licking for hours, I'd be tearing my hair out with sheer boredom after 20 mins"

I usually take my book if they say that and let them crack on

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Being called guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your loss".

....somehow I seriously doubt that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will not reply if.... list of demands.

9inches

Repeat cummer

Make you cum like no guy ever has

Keep it to the threads folks

Up for fun

Just here for the bants

Could lick pussy for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't we an easy going bunch?

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London

BBC, BWC, WWF, OAP, No one likes ITV though

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Play

Do you want to play?

I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy

I’m not a fan of this either the use of the words ‘fun’ and ‘play’ make my mind think of words used in childhood and well… that just makes me feel sick given the context. Totally accept this is subjective though, people everywhere use it, it just sits uneasily in my mind.

Hades

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Are you “professional, discreet, genuine”? Or an “open book” who’s “been here before and knows the score”?

Not looking to fuck the entire site, but secretly hoping you might.

Pics you have displayed, which are not your own, and may expressly not be used by anyone, especially Sydney University (fuck do I know what they might want with random 6 packs and 9 inch cocks bar to educate their students that’s NOT how you’ll get laid – EVEN on an adult website).

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"BBC, BWC, WWF, OAP, No one likes ITV though

I've not seen WWF on a profile ?

World Wide Fund for Nature

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"We will not reply if.... list of demands.

9inches

Repeat cummer

Make you cum like no guy ever has

Keep it to the threads folks

Up for fun

Just here for the bants

Could lick pussy for hours

Yeah keep it the thread grinds me too. If we all said that it’d just be a whole thread of “keep

It to the thread”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will not reply if.... list of demands.

9inches

Repeat cummer

Make you cum like no guy ever has

Keep it to the threads folks

Up for fun

Just here for the bants

Could lick pussy for hours

I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"mother nature.........

just keep it to yaself ffs"

Are you period shaming?!

So what’s the alternative? Make up a fake reason instead?!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*Sweetest tasting pussy

* Sucks like a pro/dyson - is that really a compliment???

* you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t post a pic due to my job.

Unless you are half naked in your job the chances of someone recognising you are very slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you “professional, discreet, genuine”? Or an “open book” who’s “been here before and knows the score”?

Not looking to fuck the entire site, but secretly hoping you might.

Brilliant!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"We will not reply if.... list of demands.

9inches

Repeat cummer

Make you cum like no guy ever has

Keep it to the threads folks

Up for fun

Just here for the bants

Could lick pussy for hours

Yeah keep it the thread grinds me too. If we all said that it’d just be a whole thread of “keep

It to the thread”

Good job, as I contacted you via the forum, and I'm glad I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Sucks like a pro/dyson - is that really a compliment???"

This scares the hell out of me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

* Sucks like a pro/dyson - is that really a compliment???

This scares the hell out of me

She could Suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick for hours.

You must have a strong jaw Nora x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet "

I try to keep my spelling and grammar pedant under control on here, but it's always lurking.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet

It is even worse when they are proffesional

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can lick for hours.

You must have a strong jaw Nora x"

I do. Shame youll never be interested in finding out ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet

It is even worse when they are proffesional"

Or discreat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Been here before”

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One day = never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This used to be a firm favourite and probably most overused in veris - ‘treat with respect and you will be rewarded’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"One day = never

If you’re referring to “one day I’ll stick my 16” turbo dildo up your jacksy” then think again sunshine.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"One day = never

If you’re referring to “one day I’ll stick my 16” turbo dildo up your jacksy” then think again sunshine. "

One day. One day

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"One day = never

If you’re referring to “one day I’ll stick my 16” turbo dildo up your jacksy” then think again sunshine. "

I get centimetres and inches mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are so up themselves here

I need to empty my load

It's rude not to reply

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

With so many disliked phrases its no wonder we cant get girls to come over in their skimpy panties for a 24 hour lickathon play date where we can fuck for hours with my heavy load repeater Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *edusa69Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"mother nature.........

just keep it to yaself ffs

Are you period shaming?!

So what’s the alternative? Make up a fake reason instead?! "

Exactly this. The reason women use euphemisms for periods is because of attitudes like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cock pics, however they have pics of toot nanny on show that’s like a kebab or a ribbed up bus seat from the 80s on show?

Face Pics, I didn’t realise this was a dating site, or are you just a collector of these instead of stamps?

Can’t Accommodate, Can’t Travel, why are you on here then just to perv or are you hiding something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet singles as am married.....so ok for you to cheat but not them?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"No cock pics, however they have pics of toot nanny on show that’s like a kebab or a ribbed up bus seat from the 80s on show?

Face Pics, I didn’t realise this was a dating site, or are you just a collector of these instead of stamps?

Can’t Accommodate, Can’t Travel, why are you on here then just to perv or are you hiding something?"

I’m not even going to acknowledge the first paragraph! But the last one, yeah some are just here to perv/chat etc. It’s allowed

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By *ickedWhimsWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Play

Play date

A meet

This and "had a great meet". Just the word gives me the ick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mother nature.........

just keep it to yaself ffs

Are you period shaming?!

So what’s the alternative? Make up a fake reason instead?!

Exactly this. The reason women use euphemisms for periods is because of attitudes like this. "

I wondered about that. FFS! Women BLEED!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed to make you squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how this works"...

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I wondered about that. FFS! Women BLEED!"

Especially when you hit them with sharp pointy things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBC, BWC, WWF, OAP, No one likes ITV though

I've not seen WWF on a profile ?

World Wide Fund for Nature"

World Wrestling Federation for those in the grappling world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘If you know me from my previous profile me please veri me’

‘Been here before so I know how it works’

‘Fill in later…..’

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

We/I can afford to be picky then you look at the verifications

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are you free now?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Guaranteed to make you squirt

I never put that in writing it's not contractual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered about that. FFS! Women BLEED!

Especially when you hit them with sharp pointy things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only been on hear for two weeks

Think the I want a face pic from the lady’s

When all they show is blank picture

Just my opinion of coarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey “mate”...!

from a guy who wants to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cock pics, however they have pics of toot nanny on show that’s like a kebab or a ribbed up bus seat from the 80s on show?

Face Pics, I didn’t realise this was a dating site, or are you just a collector of these instead of stamps?

Can’t Accommodate, Can’t Travel, why are you on here then just to perv or are you hiding something?

I’m not even going to acknowledge the first paragraph! But the last one, yeah some are just here to perv/chat etc. It’s allowed

The first part is correct at least here in Scotland females and couple with pictures of bits n pieces however profile says no cock pics WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play

Do you want to play?

I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy

reminds me of line from iconic film The Warriors with the villain's menacing "Warriors, come out to play!"

It just reminds of the film Child's Play when Chucky says "wanna play?". Gives me the heeby jeebies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play

Do you want to play?

I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy

Hades

I think the word fun is more acceptable than play. Playing is for five year olds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blank profiles

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Play

Do you want to play?

I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy

Hades

I think the word fun is more acceptable than play. Playing is for five year olds

I suppose it sounds less rude than I'd like to succle on your chesticles

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

Anything to do with ‘emptying’ or ‘draining’ of the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put “blah blah” in the title so I know you’ve read my profile

I like to send the password along with… “send me the first paragraph of the third Harry Potter book to let me know you read my message before deleting it!”

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

"Put “blah blah” in the title so I know you’ve read my profile

Does anyone read them anyway?,99% of messages I received I know they haven't read my profile otherwise it would say so in the subject heading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New to this. Will fill in later. But their pics are all years old

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I can fuck the mrs and you can clean it up, or I can make you squirt or what you into … no point making profiles if they aren’t read haha

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Disclaimers about a university in Australia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disclaimers about a university in Australia

And the warnings that are longer than the profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online, don't message not meeting anyone!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Disclaimers about a university in Australia

And the warnings that are longer than the profile!

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and sometimes more interesting than the profile itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dadbod

fucking irritates the fuck out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, we will find you!

Is that a threat?!

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“Genuine, honest down to earth guy”

Wow!! Really! Please come and fuck my wife in front of me immediately!!!

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"Never had any complaints". Like, what?? You sending out an apres-fuck questionnaire or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan extravaganza

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

“Oooft you’re (or ‘your’) hot…”

haha

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Dadbod

fucking irritates the fuck out of me

And me! x

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Grown arse women being called girls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With so many disliked phrases its no wonder we cant get girls to come over in their skimpy panties for a 24 hour lickathon play date where we can fuck for hours with my heavy load repeater Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown arse women being called girls...

Or (shudder) young woman. I've had men in their fifties call me that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you meet right now"- No I need half a day to decide what I'm going to wear!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ‘heavy cummer’ statements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown arse women being called girls...

Girl boys. Men women. Ladies gentleman. It’s all the same to me. I say girl all the time, because you’re a girl.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Grown arse women being called girls...

Girl boys. Men women. Ladies gentleman. It’s all the same to me. I say girl all the time, because you’re a girl.

How very dare you

lol I worked had to become a woman. Being called a girl, to me is slightly patronising and a little creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can you meet right now"- No I need half a day to decide what I'm going to wear!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown arse women being called girls...

Girl boys. Men women. Ladies gentleman. It’s all the same to me. I say girl all the time, because you’re a girl.

How very dare you

lol I worked had to become a woman. Being called a girl, to me is slightly patronising and a little creepy

What about chic?

. Dude …chic. Fella’ doll. I use the all these…. I’m alienation myself by each post I make here I am very aware

It’s all dependant who I talk to obviously but there is some truth that I use all these words with different people.

Am I creepy calling someone an attractive girl? I didn’t hear it like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey” only in messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl

Hun

Play

Naughty

To name a few

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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire

"Play

Do you want to play?

I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy

Agreed. I find it very creepy too. And 'fun' why can't they say sex. Or is sex a taboo word on here.

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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire

"'genuine'

'fun' we are adults we can say sex or even fucking, it is allowed."

Agreed x

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Balls need draining/need sucking now

Wuu2

Can I ask you a question

U free

Mmmmmmm

Heavy cummer

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Exceptional….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Calling someone ‘babe, sexy, gorgeous when the recipient has no pictures!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

'Where are the 'real men',

Looking for a 'real men'

Says the person wearing fake lashes, fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, fake boobs & so on.

I thought being born 'male made men real men'

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Age is just a number. Usually from boys younger than my sons

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

'Discretion required', glad you told me about that first as I was about to put it all on Facebook and Instagram, with names and pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hung

What on the end of a rope? Bit harsh!

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By *oulja_01000Man
over a year ago

North East

*Can't travel

*Can't accommodate

Well that's a problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know what I want - I’m here for my pleasure not yours!

Not selfish at all then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a straight man looking for men or tvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Drop” us a message , no we’ll send you a message

We don’t bite , only if you’d want us to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“seeking black bedroom bully ”

More or a sensual lover..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘Straight’ then you read their cock sucking veris!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

The day after we've had a meet/club or event. The ones that message to say they missed it. But could we message them next time. Ffs, it was advertised well in advance. Remebering to message them for the next one is not high on our priority list! Espically the ones we've never met!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic

Sucked two cocks today not appealing lady’s

No pictures

Thinking this is dating site it can be what you want it to be but it’s sex site

And guys I don’t want to see sausage

I have one of my own no need to see anymore

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead"

This right here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead

This right here

This also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead

This "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t bite, unless you want me to”

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"After x years, I'm calling it a day on Fab"

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Looking for a like minded woman

Can breath through my ears

Discretion is a must

Quality over quantity

Don't pass him by

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

After a well constructed OP seeking genuine opinions as to why people do X or Y.

Someone writes "Because they can"

Possibly the most absurd waste of a post ever invented by humanity.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"mother nature.........

just keep it to yaself ffs"

Wow... Very mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Travelodges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to fuck my way through fab.

What are you doing then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here for a pen pal..

Continues to message a profile that insists on good conversation first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, I just read on a thread about oral sex, where they said they had "feasted" but, yeah...thats going in the bin.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

""After x years, I'm calling it a day on Fab" "

And then still being on here the following week as if nothing has happened.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

How has no one mentioned the Sydney University thingy yet

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How has no one mentioned the Sydney University thingy yet

It was first mentioned 8 hours ago on this thread !

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"How has no one mentioned the Sydney University thingy yet

It was first mentioned 8 hours ago on this thread !"

My eyes must automatically filter it out lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Just banter

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just banter "

Bants

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

FabSwingers is public traded commodity or something like that as the exact words glaze me over…ZZZZZ

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.

People thinking that, because I have posted on a thread, they can inbox me their filth

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"FabSwingers is public traded commodity or something like that as the exact words glaze me over…ZZZZZ"

What about the ones that say "Facebook is a..."

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.

People thinking that, because I have posted on a thread, they can inbox me their filth

Ah, awkward

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thos BDSM summaries are an epidemic here

Much lengthier than the profile

Does anyone really study the report and compare it to their own?

I don't want to know if you are 98% Rigger, etc. Just write in your own words, about yourself please

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It's a numbers game... No! It's an attraction game! If I don't fancy you enough to reply when there are 1000 of you... That's not going to change when there is just you... Sorry... I'm ok... I'm good... I'm going for a lie down now

Omg oh yes. This x 1000

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

Unicorn..... makes my foot itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘Time to leave’ yet still here having become a gold site supporter 6 weeks later. It’s the ultimate ‘look at me’ status like on fb hoping everyone will message with ‘don’t go’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me & my fb have been looking for someone like you!

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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago

nottingham

“A real woman!”

I’m sorry, what! .I didn’t realise we are made of plastic

“Deep and hard!”

It just gives me the ick and yeah generally us girls would like you to be hard soo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University takes the cake for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into married men

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Chilled out/laid back/relaxed - I’ll say it again; you sound like David Brent.

But seriously why bother putting that? I know o one’s going to put “highly strung”,”massively anxious” or “flys off the handle easily” but come on…

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.

People thinking that, because I have posted on a thread, they can inbox me their filth

Exactly! It's not unreasonable to ask people to keep it to the forum.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

And “cream pie”.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

The Sydney Uni phrase

Will fill in later (when they've been here over a year)

Heavy cummer

Meet tonight?

Graphic descriptions of what they'll do to me as their first message

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"And “cream pie”."

I hate that phrase

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"BBC, BWC, WWF, OAP, No one likes ITV though

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"And “cream pie”.

I hate that phrase "

"We only play bear"

Does that mean that they're a Furry? Each to their own, but it's not my kink.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sydney University takes the cake for sure.

And "facebook/fabswingers is a publicly traded entity...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juicy"

Juicy cock

Juicy arse

Juicy cum

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

'If you can handle me'

'Be deep in you'

'Be dripping my heavy load'

Some if the regular delights

Oh and 'I'm a photographer'

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"'If you can handle me'

'Be deep in you'

'Be dripping my heavy load'

Some if the regular delights

Oh and 'I'm a photographer'"
it’s funny how when you ask the so called professional photographer for his service he normally replies sorry mate only women or couples

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