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"I was one of those fruity cider things! Pear one please!" lol are you sure,, | |||
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"Espresso martini" would madame care to try it with XO Patron,, Little twist?? | |||
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"I was one of those fruity cider things! Pear one please! lol are you sure,, " Yes! In fact I'll go and get some tonight from Asda! | |||
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"I was one of those fruity cider things! Pear one please! lol are you sure,, Yes! In fact I'll go and get some tonight from Asda!" Bulmer pear coming right up. | |||
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"Espresso martini would madame care to try it with XO Patron,, Little twist?? " What's that exactly?? | |||
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"Espresso martini would madame care to try it with XO Patron,, Little twist?? What's that exactly??" well allow me to close the doors to the beer garden first( yes I had a perv and a read, ) Now its a coffee Tequila, and totally delicious, So the Question is do you trust your barman?? | |||
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"Hendricks, tonic, cucumber, in a tumbler please." ohh a classic, coming right up sir | |||
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"Hendricks, tonic, cucumber, in a tumbler please. ohh a classic, coming right up sir" Why thank you, good sir! | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? " any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? | |||
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"Hendricks, tonic, cucumber, in a tumbler please. ohh a classic, coming right up sir Why thank you, good sir! " more than welcome my man, and next one let me suggest you try the Galician Nordes, it's up there in my top 5 now for a few years, | |||
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"Mount Gay and Coke please Barman loads of ice and just leave the bottle on the bar " I only have the XO Tripple at hand my man and that ain't a bottle that gets left on a bar, it's in the display case, but you call it, it gets refilled, | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh " hmmmm Let me think long and hard on that 1,missus | |||
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"Espresso martini would madame care to try it with XO Patron,, Little twist?? What's that exactly?? well allow me to close the doors to the beer garden first( yes I had a perv and a read, ) Now its a coffee Tequila, and totally delicious, So the Question is do you trust your barman?? No" I saw that 1 coming lol So is that also a No to the XO? | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh " posh I got some Italian bread sticks there, with some homemade Dip, | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? " Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts? | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts?" I have, I also have Ginger nuts,, Its a required taste, | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts? I have, I also have Ginger nuts,, Its a required taste, " I'll take both, I adore ginger nuts | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts? I have, I also have Ginger nuts,, Its a required taste, I'll take both, I adore ginger nuts " ohhh do you, as he lifts the flap on the bar counter,, lol | |||
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"Would love a gin with a ginger ale " any particular Gin sir, | |||
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"Would love a gin with a ginger ale any particular Gin sir, " I do like a Gordon's | |||
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"Would love a gin with a ginger ale any particular Gin sir, I do like a Gordon's " ohh jesus, allow me to broaden your taste buds Sir, Pleeeaseeeeee, | |||
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"Dark and stormy here too please I’ll take whatever dark rum is going " I'm on a dead head buzz at the moment,, will that suit madam? | |||
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"Barman, please... Can I have a vodka and lime, no ice. Thank you lovely " you got it my lovely, | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts? I have, I also have Ginger nuts,, Its a required taste, I'll take both, I adore ginger nuts ohhh do you, as he lifts the flap on the bar counter,, lol " Oh I do, I do, I do | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts? I have, I also have Ginger nuts,, Its a required taste, I'll take both, I adore ginger nuts ohhh do you, as he lifts the flap on the bar counter,, lol Oh I do, I do, I do " I'm thinking some1 needs to man the bar for at least 30 minutes, maybe an hour | |||
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"Barman, please... Can I have a vodka and lime, no ice. Thank you lovely you got it my lovely, " Nuts, I need some nuts also please | |||
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"Barman, please... Can I have a vodka and lime, no ice. Thank you lovely you got it my lovely, Nuts, I need some nuts also please " jesus folks I may need to close up early tonight, I only have 2 ginger nuts, All be it one is big enough to be shared, | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts? I have, I also have Ginger nuts,, Its a required taste, I'll take both, I adore ginger nuts ohhh do you, as he lifts the flap on the bar counter,, lol Oh I do, I do, I do I'm thinking some1 needs to man the bar for at least 30 minutes, maybe an hour " Make it after the bar closes | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh posh I got some Italian bread sticks there, with some homemade Dip, " Sounds good to me sir... And perhaps a bottle of limoncello to go with them if I may. Posh | |||
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"A dark and stormy for me, dear barman. Any munchies available? any particular Rum ma'am (can I recommend dead head) And yes we got Munchies, what would fancy to nibble on? Happy to go with your suggestion Any dry roasted nuts? I have, I also have Ginger nuts,, Its a required taste, I'll take both, I adore ginger nuts ohhh do you, as he lifts the flap on the bar counter,, lol Oh I do, I do, I do I'm thinking some1 needs to man the bar for at least 30 minutes, maybe an hour Make it after the bar closes " deal, I may behave myself in the meantime, | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh posh I got some Italian bread sticks there, with some homemade Dip, Sounds good to me sir... And perhaps a bottle of limoncello to go with them if I may. Posh " ooooohhhhhh | |||
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"Oooo god emmm late again Emmm jack Daniel and cola can you put on tab I work it off later in the back and emmm I go one extra for being late and do some A to M " lol Thats some Tab at this stage missus,, I'm worried for your knees, | |||
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"Bottle of jd Packet of scampi fry’s please barman Thank you " one shot at a time my good man,, | |||
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"Bottle of jd Packet of scampi fry’s please barman Thank you one shot at a time my good man,, " Fair do s Be out back in smoking area | |||
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"Bottle of jd Packet of scampi fry’s please barman Thank you one shot at a time my good man,, Fair do s Be out back in smoking area " , the beer garden is open and in full swing, keep the butt's away from the ducks, | |||
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"I’m back for a hot toddy this time. I loved my cocktail last week but it was a bit creamy on top. " ohh you hit the right man for a hot Toddy, One Powers cuming right up, | |||
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"I will have my normal glass of Chablis please " I'll join you,, jump on up here | |||
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"Oooo god emmm late again Emmm jack Daniel and cola can you put on tab I work it off later in the back and emmm I go one extra for being late and do some A to M lol Thats some Tab at this stage missus,, I'm worried for your knees, " They be fine I am a professional | |||
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"Oooo god emmm late again Emmm jack Daniel and cola can you put on tab I work it off later in the back and emmm I go one extra for being late and do some A to M lol Thats some Tab at this stage missus,, I'm worried for your knees, They be fine I am a professional " I used to say that, over a 30+ year football career, now the knees are about 30 years older than the rest of me, | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh posh I got some Italian bread sticks there, with some homemade Dip, Sounds good to me sir... And perhaps a bottle of limoncello to go with them if I may. Posh ooooohhhhhh " Don't you roll your eyes at me... I'm being all fancy for a change | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh posh I got some Italian bread sticks there, with some homemade Dip, Sounds good to me sir... And perhaps a bottle of limoncello to go with them if I may. Posh ooooohhhhhh Don't you roll your eyes at me... I'm being all fancy for a change " ahh lol Thats what caught me off guard | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh posh I got some Italian bread sticks there, with some homemade Dip, Sounds good to me sir... And perhaps a bottle of limoncello to go with them if I may. Posh ooooohhhhhh Don't you roll your eyes at me... I'm being all fancy for a change ahh lol Thats what caught me off guard" I'll be over it shortly and back to my usual "charming" self | |||
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"Oooo god emmm late again Emmm jack Daniel and cola can you put on tab I work it off later in the back and emmm I go one extra for being late and do some A to M lol Thats some Tab at this stage missus,, I'm worried for your knees, They be fine I am a professional I used to say that, over a 30+ year football career, now the knees are about 30 years older than the rest of me, " It’s ok ones they gone I can just lay on my back and take it | |||
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"Oooo god emmm late again Emmm jack Daniel and cola can you put on tab I work it off later in the back and emmm I go one extra for being late and do some A to M lol Thats some Tab at this stage missus,, I'm worried for your knees, They be fine I am a professional I used to say that, over a 30+ year football career, now the knees are about 30 years older than the rest of me, It’s ok ones they gone I can just lay on my back and take it " | |||
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"Evening barkeep... been a while I'd like something hard and long please. Barman's choice. Thanks muchly. Posh posh I got some Italian bread sticks there, with some homemade Dip, Sounds good to me sir... And perhaps a bottle of limoncello to go with them if I may. Posh ooooohhhhhh Don't you roll your eyes at me... I'm being all fancy for a change ahh lol Thats what caught me off guard I'll be over it shortly and back to my usual "charming" self " Ahh lol But in the meantime | |||
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"I will have my normal glass of Chablis please I'll join you,, jump on up here " Must be time for something creamy | |||
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"I will have my normal glass of Chablis please I'll join you,, jump on up here Must be time for something creamy" ohhh you read my mind,, Ohhh and aHmmm ahmmm I had pineapple yesterday,, just saying | |||
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