FabSwingers.com forum: What's the most insulting complement you have ever got

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to narrow it down to just one??

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

You look really good... For your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had surgery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look really good... For your age

This J x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

You'd be fit if you weren't Ginger ......Thanks

Had that a few times

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You could look good if you had money.

Or the "for your age" one

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

What's a compliment? P gets all of those, not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That was funny… for you.”

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish. "

name me a sexier accent than the Irish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”"

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Burger nipples

Still not sure it was a compliment

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.

name me a sexier accent than the Irish. "

You'll have to ask the lovely couple who were running the facepic Friday thread at the time

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

You look great for 40

Most stupid comment I seem to get all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?"

Hilarious. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.

name me a sexier accent than the Irish.

You'll have to ask the lovely couple who were running the facepic Friday thread at the time"

Well they were wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

Hilarious. Obviously"

Oh… well… this is awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

Hilarious. Obviously

Oh… well… this is awkward."

I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex girlfriend to me ' you should have been born a woman because you are a big c..t' ! I miss her insults when she got mad they were classics .

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Most of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re the perfect size, big ones hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

Hilarious. Obviously

Oh… well… this is awkward.

I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times. "

I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

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jesus if I was to just pick one,,

(you look like a young Robert Redford)

I don't by the way, or didn't when I was told this, years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

Hilarious. Obviously

Oh… well… this is awkward.

I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.

I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time."

Denial. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

Hilarious. Obviously

Oh… well… this is awkward.

I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.

I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time.

Daniel. I like it."

How do you know my name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

Hilarious. Obviously

Oh… well… this is awkward.

I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.

I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time.

Daniel. I like it.

How do you know my name?

Not even a smirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want the one I got today or the worst cone EVER

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Do you want the one I got today or the worst cone EVER

Yes

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Not much chance of a tit wank there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your the best looking fab swinger i ever met

Thats not saying much

Im joking

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By *amwalketCouple
over a year ago

Hastings

[Removed by poster at 13/05/22 19:56:21]

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By *amwalketCouple
over a year ago

Hastings

"You could look good if you had money.

Or the "for your age" one"

What the hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could look good if you had money.

Or the "for your age" one

What the hell"
i got that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're so pretty... You're gonna get all the boys once you lose the weight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That was funny… for you.”

I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"

How funny do you think you are?

Hilarious. Obviously

Oh… well… this is awkward.

I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.

I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time.

Daniel. I like it.

How do you know my name?

Not even a smirk"

Don’t you lie to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Your hot but I don’t find you attractive“

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"You look great for 40

Most stupid comment I seem to get all the time.

You look great for ….

Well, you just look great!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/05/22 20:25:47]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I didn't think I'd find a woman in a wheelchair attractive"

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

NE couple

Just another girl

Get a room, why don’t you??

(If you do, can you film it and post it please?).

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NE couple

Just another girl

Get a room, why don’t you??

(If you do, can you film it and post it please?).

Gbat"

She wishes

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"You could look good if you had money.

Or the "for your age" one

What the hell"

it's fine, I laughed at the time and I'm still laughing about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NE couple

Just another girl

Get a room, why don’t you??

(If you do, can you film it and post it please?).

Gbat

She wishes

Well this escalated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be good looking if you lost the weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NE couple

Just another girl

Get a room, why don’t you??

(If you do, can you film it and post it please?).

Gbat

She wishes

Well this escalated."

Some say I look like Ryan Reynolds… if he was short, brown, chubby and skint.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.

name me a sexier accent than the Irish.

You'll have to ask the lovely couple who were running the facepic Friday thread at the time"

Surely being Irish is an added bonus? What's wrong with them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You treat me too well to be my boyfriend

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"You look really good... For your age

This ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your handsome and intelligent. Just not classically handsome or intelligent.

Utter savagery right there

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Fat, old and past it!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

My boss once came out to observe me. She said “I think you just about got away with that”. It was a backhanded compliment from her. Lol.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Your a great shag for a fat bird...

Safe to say he ended up wearing his nuts as earrings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're batshit but I'd still shag you

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

You have an amazing figure … for someone that’s had kids.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"You're batshit but I'd still shag you

Anecdotal but being batshit is a sign someone is usually good in the sack...

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"You have a really pretty face, you'd be lovely if only you lost some weight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called "cute" or "adorable".

A puppy is cute, a baby is cute. I am sexy manly man, dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work someone said about my blonde hair ‘oh [real name redacted]... It’s a big adjustment.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Pretty fly for a white guy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ok looking, in a different way

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

Compliment or Complement...?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

“You aren’t as big a wanker as I first thought”…. Jokes on them though… I’m a huge wanker

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Not exactly a compliment, but I took it as one:

"If it wasn't for your tits you'd have nothing going for you"

In regards to the guy who said it to me I was pleased I did have at least one thing

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

My ex husband once said to me ‘I love you because you’re not too pretty’

Pretty, just not too pretty whatever that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband used to call me Plumbum.

Is it because he thought my bum was like a plum !! No it's because Plumbum is Lead and my bum was a lead weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youre small boned

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

You look much nicer than you do on cam

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"“You aren’t as big a wanker as I first thought”…. Jokes on them though… I’m a huge wanker

Iv said something along these lines before .. oops.

I think I said something like ‘you’re friendlier/nicer in person then you are in messages’

It was true though. Over messages he was a bit abrupt/sarcastic and yet in person he was bending over backwards to be nice.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"You're very sweet."

As I was being dumped.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"Don't worry, it's nothing personal...but my therapist said that I shouldn't see you until my divorce comes through".

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh I love blond men.... I'm bloody grey and almost bald grr

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Any reference to..I've never been with a black chick can I try you...

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"Any reference to..I've never been with a black chick can I try you..."

And as I typed that.... What appears in my inbox..

I’ve always wanted to fuck a black girl

With massive tits, what you say......

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By *amwalketCouple
over a year ago

Hastings

I do wonder about what some people message on here and then they can't work out why they never get anywhere!

Politeness and manners are free,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your boobs are amazing, I love how they’re different sizes

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Beccles

I get so few compliments I'll take any as a positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought about being a sex worker...you'd be good at it" (we hadn't had sex)

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

They want to meet me cos I'm bbw. I'd just lost a stone and was currently a size 12, with a cupsize b.

they we're blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look better in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good but your weight would be more proportioned if you were 5 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That teeshirt will look nice when you lose some weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a nice cock, now where are all the big cocks?

I replied: I don't know, I'm not the big cock police haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You have really soft skin for an old woman.

I wouldn't mind but I was in my 40s at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wow, you’re trans? But you’re so pretty/handsome though."

& another is “Oh wow, you’re just like a real girl.”

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Also, if you just lost your belly your body would be perfect.

Do people not realise that huge boobs and bum come with a huge stomach too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Do you realise just how more sexy you would be, if you lost weight’

This person did say I was sexy…. but then I had to imagine how sexy I could actually be

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Wow you really are pretty (think it was meant in a nice way but sounds bad!!) hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

list is endless with: cunt, bitch, faggot, sissy, slut, cumdump, fuckdoll, fucktoy, whore, cocksocket, cocksleeve, slag, tart, slapper, princess, minx, puta, etc...

never take to heart since all part of roleplay / fun...!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"‘Do you realise just how more sexy you would be, if you lost weight’

This person did say I was sexy…. but then I had to imagine how sexy I could actually be"

I pointed out to someone if my stomach was a size 12 my boobs would be much smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes and there’s the “Oh wow, are you on feminizing hormone therapy...”

answers: No i’m not...

“well, you’ve lovely Bitch tits, it must be all that cum you’re getting which is acting as a hormone enhancement...”

go figure...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’d be perfect if you were taller.”

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By *edusa69Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Said to me when I was quite young and it stayed with me for a while:

You’re very attractive- don’t let anyone tell you otherwise….

And now I get the ‘for your age’ quite a lot. They just don’t want me to too carried away by the compliments I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here is "love the cock hate the face can you fuck me doggy?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.

name me a sexier accent than the Irish. "

French

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"On here is "love the cock hate the face can you fuck me doggy?""

Wtf

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Once got told by a very petite girl I was dating that “I like that you’re tall, if means I can’t really see how bald you are.”

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Said to me when I was quite young and it stayed with me for a while:

You’re very attractive- don’t let anyone tell you otherwise….

And now I get the ‘for your age’ quite a lot. They just don’t want me to too carried away by the compliments I guess!"

Philistines. You're just a Nipper

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You're better looking than Michael Gove

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mine are mostly compliments followed by “for your age”

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

The weight-gain really suits you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are mostly compliments followed by “for your age”

like to believe with age, cums wisdom and therefore, next time they say that to you and they will - you know that this makes you much smarter than the average bear i.e. the person giving you backhanded compliment...

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By *nimal007Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Not to me but one of my mates a uni. We were in the cavern in Liverpool and some guy came up to my friend on the dance floor (she was a larger you lady) and said."You don't sweat much for a fat lass" I was gob smacked. She thought it was hilarious and took him home

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.

name me a sexier accent than the Irish. "

The mumbled accent of someone giving you a bj.

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

"Not much chance of a tit wank there

What, was he stupid. Your gorgeous!

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

You remind me of a film star.

You know.

Long hair,

Moustache & beard.

Very hairy,

Smoked a cigar.

Yes, that’s it.

Lassie having a shit!

True.

Ex gf (I nearly married) once said ”You’d be perfect if you had money.!”

Yes, we are still good friends.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Man-boobs actually suit you.

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