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Ladies, have you ever slid down a banister….

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

…. and got splinters in your foof?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often and never ...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Often and never ... "

You must have a steel banister then

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Yours has splinters?!

Maybe it's time to start moisturising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Yours has splinters?!

Maybe it's time to start moisturising "

Is that where the term 'Got wood' comes from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont do it sideways unless you like hot crossed buns

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yours has splinters?!

Maybe it's time to start moisturising "

Mines ribbed actually

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe. "

You’ve never slid down a banister bollocko?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Dont do it sideways unless you like hot crossed buns "

Don’t they have currants in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe.

You’ve never slid down a banister bollocko? "

Nope. I'm very demure, Rex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont do it sideways unless you like hot crossed buns

Don’t they have currants in them? "
spotty bums are sexy

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe.

You’ve never slid down a banister bollocko?

Nope. I'm very demure, Rex. "

Try it and tell me it wasn’t very ‘satisfying’

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Dont do it sideways unless you like hot crossed buns

Don’t they have currants in them? spotty bums are sexy "

Not with black heads though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe.

You’ve never slid down a banister bollocko?

Nope. I'm very demure, Rex.

Try it and tell me it wasn’t very ‘satisfying’ "

I've slid down other things which were more satisfying...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe.

You’ve never slid down a banister bollocko?

Nope. I'm very demure, Rex.

Try it and tell me it wasn’t very ‘satisfying’

I've slid down other things which were more satisfying..."

You’ve never said ‘weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‘ sliding down one of those things have you?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No was a metal one at work dressed as an elf! It's on u tube along with some others I did few years back for a laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe.

You’ve never slid down a banister bollocko?

Nope. I'm very demure, Rex.

Try it and tell me it wasn’t very ‘satisfying’

I've slid down other things which were more satisfying...

You’ve never said ‘weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‘ sliding down one of those things have you? "

A cock? No, can't say I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I have fucked myself with a bannister at the local church.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No was a metal one at work dressed as an elf! It's on u tube along with some others I did few years back for a laugh x"

Clothed doesn’t count

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Yes n no.

Slid but no splinters. Must have taken my foof teeth out that day.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes I have slid down a bannister but I was clothed so no splinters. The foof is safe.

You’ve never slid down a banister bollocko?

Nope. I'm very demure, Rex.

Try it and tell me it wasn’t very ‘satisfying’

I've slid down other things which were more satisfying...

You’ve never said ‘weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‘ sliding down one of those things have you?

A cock? No, can't say I have "

Exactly, now report back when you’ve done it please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No but I have fucked myself with a bannister at the local church. "

I’ve just tributed your avatar

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes n no.

Slid but no splinters. Must have taken my foof teeth out that day."

Would your foof of eaten the banister like a beaver if you left your gnashes in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have fucked myself with a bannister at the local church. "
lemon of the day do you count as one of the 5 a day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have fucked myself with a bannister at the local church.

I’ve just tributed your avatar "

Proof or it didn't happen.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No but I have fucked myself with a bannister at the local church.

I’ve just tributed your avatar

Proof or it didn't happen."

Sent

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