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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the update and warning, thankfully bears are scarce in Glasgow, but nevertheless, good advice

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

They are wild bears, they do what they do . They were here first . It's not fair for people to kill them just for them protecting themselves and their species .

We go in the sea, where sharks and other animals live, someone gets attacked and then we kill lots of sharks.

What gives us the right to do this.

Respect the animals spaces and find a place that won't be in their way for us to do our human thing.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Yogi bear has allegedly been brought in for questioning.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

What an utter bastard! I’ll be on my guard now & never leave my porridge unattended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be classed as murder? Obviously he was killed and the bear did it, but in a trial would the bear have claimed that his mental capacity was such that he thought it was acceptable from a species specific perspective and therefore claim that he wasn't of sufficient sound mind, according to the requirements of the human legal system?

Am I over thinking this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might have been smarter than the average bear?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bares always best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a bear attack it’s important to remember you’re not going to outrun a bear. However, you may be able to outrun the people you’re with.

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

I’ve never seen a bear that looked tame in a zoo. Cartoon bears yes.

Years ago, three teenage boys broke into a zoo in the U.S & thought it would be fun to dare each other to swim across the polar bears pool.

The third remaining teen was found in total shock at having seen his mates torn apart for fun by the Polar bears.

They are huge wild animals & in their space we are a threat. Or food.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Would it be classed as murder? Obviously he was killed and the bear did it, but in a trial would the bear have claimed that his mental capacity was such that he thought it was acceptable from a species specific perspective and therefore claim that he wasn't of sufficient sound mind, according to the requirements of the human legal system?

Am I over thinking this?"

The intent was there so yes it was murder .. this was no accident ..

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Yogi bear has allegedly been brought in for questioning."

Check under his nails for porridge or gun grease.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Bares always best "

Agreed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. "

Did the bear escape from captivity before the attack ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It wasn't Murder Tom.

Why do you hate animals so much??

If I decided to go and stand in the middle of a motorway and got run over and killed.

Who's fault is that?

The driver never murdered me.

I was the twat for being in place that I had no right being and didn't respect the danger's.

Now if the bear broke into his house,knicked the family jewelry and killed them with a gun That would be murder.

Don't think Bears have much need for a Rolex tho.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

It’s all over the bru(in)s!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Would it be classed as murder? Obviously he was killed and the bear did it, but in a trial would the bear have claimed that his mental capacity was such that he thought it was acceptable from a species specific perspective and therefore claim that he wasn't of sufficient sound mind, according to the requirements of the human legal system?

Am I over thinking this?

The intent was there so yes it was murder .. this was no accident .. "

You get that murder is a human concept right Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It cannot be evil unless it has a conscious awareness of its actions. We also haven't heard what they were doing in its vicinity, perhaps it has young and felt they were being threatened. Also it did not escape into the wild, it walked off.

Bears are dangerous and if anyone doesn't realise this then they need their head examined.

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth


"They are wild bears, they do what they do . They were here first . It's not fair for people to kill them just for them protecting themselves and their species .

We go in the sea, where sharks and other animals live, someone gets attacked and then we kill lots of sharks.

What gives us the right to do this.

Respect the animals spaces and find a place that won't be in their way for us to do our human thing."

Too true!

We kill about 70 million sharks a year for food, sport etc.

They kill a human, then it’s a killer & news. Very sad.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Can a bear 'murder' a person?

Attack and kill, yes. But murder?

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Well it is the bears local habitat. Its like someone coming into your home, and you attacking him. The bears only defending his territory,,and now hes going to be shot by some brave man with a gun from 50-100 feet away all because the bear was doing whats natural to him.as for them being in a circus all tamed etc, thats because they are tied up and beaten if they don't do what they are told...again would you like to be in a cage, fed occasionally tied up while being hit with a stick if you dont stand on your hind legs,roll over etc etc. If bears, tigers,elephants lions etc were meant to be kept as pets then why are they wild animals and why do rich men pay thousands of pounds to shoot them from hundreds of yards/feet away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was our Paras they would either have offered it a brew or shagged it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

Cue loads of innocent bears being shot in error.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Doesn't bear thinking about

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" We also haven't heard what they were doing in its vicinity, perhaps it has young and felt they were being threatened."

The paratroopers stumbled upon a den containing the bear and her cubs

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Would it be classed as murder? Obviously he was killed and the bear did it, but in a trial would the bear have claimed that his mental capacity was such that he thought it was acceptable from a species specific perspective and therefore claim that he wasn't of sufficient sound mind, according to the requirements of the human legal system?

Am I over thinking this?

The intent was there so yes it was murder .. this was no accident .. "

I'll play along just for the sheer fun of it.

How do you plan to prove the premeditated element of the killing please? Did the bear leave a note or a voicemail saying that he had plans to kill this guy?

If you can't prove that then you can't have murder. Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any animal has the right to defend its own territory.

It’s their home and those entering into that space needs to be aware that it comes with risks.

I do feel for them I truly do and it’s an awful tragedy.

But it’s something that could have been avoided if they hadn’t have been there when they knew the risks.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


" We also haven't heard what they were doing in its vicinity, perhaps it has young and felt they were being threatened.

The paratroopers stumbled upon a den containing the bear and her cubs"

.. Sorry for the death and maiming of the soldier and any others...but surely a special forces soldier on maneuvers / training should be able to spot a bears den, a bear and cubs... I mean they are big beasts. If they are training in an area where they know there are natives... You'd think they'd be looking out for them.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica"

£100 to the first person who gets this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this "

The pranks off The Office?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll remember to put the chain across the front door tonight. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?"

Cash please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?

Cash please."

I didn't specify cash

Anyway, my respect is worth millions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?

Cash please.

I didn't specify cash

Anyway, my respect is worth millions "

Cheque's fine, bank transfer, don't really mind but I prefer dealing in cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?

Cash please.

I didn't specify cash

Anyway, my respect is worth millions

Cheque's fine, bank transfer, don't really mind but I prefer dealing in cash."

But... Respect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?

Cash please.

I didn't specify cash

Anyway, my respect is worth millions

Cheque's fine, bank transfer, don't really mind but I prefer dealing in cash.

But... Respect... "

Indeed, respect the offer you made.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?

Cash please.

I didn't specify cash

Anyway, my respect is worth millions

Cheque's fine, bank transfer, don't really mind but I prefer dealing in cash.

But... Respect...

Indeed, respect the offer you made. "

Well there are witnesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?

Cash please.

I didn't specify cash

Anyway, my respect is worth millions

Cheque's fine, bank transfer, don't really mind but I prefer dealing in cash.

But... Respect...

Indeed, respect the offer you made. "

But... But... Boobs...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"They are wild bears, they do what they do . They were here first . It's not fair for people to kill them just for them protecting themselves and their species .

We go in the sea, where sharks and other animals live, someone gets attacked and then we kill lots of sharks.

What gives us the right to do this.

Respect the animals spaces and find a place that won't be in their way for us to do our human thing."

This.

We swim in the sea that is populated by sharks.

We walk in the woods which is populated by bears.

These animals are respectful enough not to come frolicking around in our toilets so why are we surprised when they get a little angry and eat us when we venture into theirs?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this

The pranks off The Office?

Cash please.

I didn't specify cash

Anyway, my respect is worth millions

Cheque's fine, bank transfer, don't really mind but I prefer dealing in cash.

But... Respect...

Indeed, respect the offer you made.

But... But... Boobs... "

Seen better. Will put you down as being flakey

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

These animals are respectful enough not to come frolicking around in our toilets "

Snakes have been known to emerge from toilets

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Thee ae a few bears on here; although some would say they are fab straight!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

These animals are respectful enough not to come frolicking around in our toilets

Snakes have been known to emerge from toilets "

And spiders too.

Especially down under.

Tom should definitely avoid travelling to Oz.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bears are cannibals and one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet next to man , its not a shock attacks like this on people children or pet to people who live in countries where bears still roam free.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

This is one of those threads where you just new who the OP was before opening it

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Ffs knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

We’re going on a bear hunt , we’re going on a bear hunt

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"They are wild bears, they do what they do . They were here first . It's not fair for people to kill them just for them protecting themselves and their species .

We go in the sea, where sharks and other animals live, someone gets attacked and then we kill lots of sharks.

What gives us the right to do this.

Respect the animals spaces and find a place that won't be in their way for us to do our human thing.

This.

We swim in the sea that is populated by sharks.

We walk in the woods which is populated by bears.

These animals are respectful enough not to come frolicking around in our toilets so why are we surprised when they get a little angry and eat us when we venture into theirs?

A"

Indeed... When youre a kid you get taught... Don't go near a dog when it's eating, give a Swan and its cygnets { a mother and its offspring} a wide berth.... If a trained specialist soldier isn't aware of that... Maybe they need to tweak their training before sending them out on exercises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are wild bears, they do what they do . They were here first . It's not fair for people to kill them just for them protecting themselves and their species .

We go in the sea, where sharks and other animals live, someone gets attacked and then we kill lots of sharks.

What gives us the right to do this.

Respect the animals spaces and find a place that won't be in their way for us to do our human thing.

This.

We swim in the sea that is populated by sharks.

We walk in the woods which is populated by bears.

These animals are respectful enough not to come frolicking around in our toilets so why are we surprised when they get a little angry and eat us when we venture into theirs?

A

Indeed... When youre a kid you get taught... Don't go near a dog when it's eating, give a Swan and its cygnets { a mother and its offspring} a wide berth.... If a trained specialist soldier isn't aware of that... Maybe they need to tweak their training before sending them out on exercises. "

The trouble with Americans, they thing they can take on anything & win

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"They are wild bears, they do what they do . They were here first . It's not fair for people to kill them just for them protecting themselves and their species .

We go in the sea, where sharks and other animals live, someone gets attacked and then we kill lots of sharks.

What gives us the right to do this.

Respect the animals spaces and find a place that won't be in their way for us to do our human thing.

This.

We swim in the sea that is populated by sharks.

We walk in the woods which is populated by bears.

These animals are respectful enough not to come frolicking around in our toilets so why are we surprised when they get a little angry and eat us when we venture into theirs?

A

Indeed... When youre a kid you get taught... Don't go near a dog when it's eating, give a Swan and its cygnets { a mother and its offspring} a wide berth.... If a trained specialist soldier isn't aware of that... Maybe they need to tweak their training before sending them out on exercises. "

Yep.

And if you stumble across a bear shitting in the woods don't stop and shout loudly to your friends "look....it's true!" as the bear will rip off your head and shit down your neck for disturbing him.

A

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

Was the bear waiting to catch him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

It doesn't bear thinking about

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Yogi bear has allegedly been brought in for questioning."

Hearing rumours that Yogi has been moved into protective custody for revealing that the culprit was Paddington!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yogi bear has allegedly been brought in for questioning.

Hearing rumours that Yogi has been moved into protective custody for revealing that the culprit was Paddington!! "

That bear will get stitches for snitching

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Would it be classed as murder? Obviously he was killed and the bear did it, but in a trial would the bear have claimed that his mental capacity was such that he thought it was acceptable from a species specific perspective and therefore claim that he wasn't of sufficient sound mind, according to the requirements of the human legal system?

Am I over thinking this?

The intent was there so yes it was murder .. this was no accident .. "

Sorry Tom, you’re talking Pooh

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

So when Mother Nature takes a human life its murder?

Put the Planet on trial?

Surely we're going to need science to help us all escape this murderous beast...

But science is mad, crazy with no morals or ethics...

Damned, whatever we do

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

It was a female with two cubs, and she was defending her babies.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I read the title as beer attack. This was an anticlimax.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Yogi bear has allegedly been brought in for questioning.

Hearing rumours that Yogi has been moved into protective custody for revealing that the culprit was Paddington!!

That bear will get stitches for snitching "

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Would it be classed as murder? Obviously he was killed and the bear did it, but in a trial would the bear have claimed that his mental capacity was such that he thought it was acceptable from a species specific perspective and therefore claim that he wasn't of sufficient sound mind, according to the requirements of the human legal system?

Am I over thinking this?

The intent was there so yes it was murder .. this was no accident ..

Sorry Tom, you’re talking Pooh "

Bravo!!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Thanks for the update and warning, thankfully bears are scarce in Glasgow, but nevertheless, good advice "

Aye they're all away to Seville apparently

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Yogi bear has allegedly been brought in for questioning."

He'll get away with it, smarter than the average bear Boo Boo

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"They are wild bears, they do what they do . They were here first . It's not fair for people to kill them just for them protecting themselves and their species .

We go in the sea, where sharks and other animals live, someone gets attacked and then we kill lots of sharks.

What gives us the right to do this.

Respect the animals spaces and find a place that won't be in their way for us to do our human thing."

Totally agree

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

The bear in that environment is the apex predator so the murder charge is struck out and set to a misdemeanor no charges pending my lud

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Why are they looking to kill the bear ?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Was it That Winnie the Pooh....vicious little so and so.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah woah from what i hear the paratrooper brought it on himself he stole the bears picanic basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are they looking to kill the bear ?"
just reminded me of 4 lion shoot the bear thats a honey monster

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I saw somewhere that around 7% of American men think they could beat a bear in a fight.

I want to see this.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Why are they looking to kill the bear ?just reminded me of 4 lion shoot the bear thats a honey monster "
come again I haven’t the foggiest mate

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Why are they looking to kill the bear ?just reminded me of 4 lion shoot the bear thats a honey monster "

Rubber dinghy rapids bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are they looking to kill the bear ?just reminded me of 4 lion shoot the bear thats a honey monster come again I haven’t the foggiest mate "
4 lions you must watch

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Why are they looking to kill the bear ?just reminded me of 4 lion shoot the bear thats a honey monster come again I haven’t the foggiest mate 4 lions you must watch "
ahh I’m with you now

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Can Tom say just for the record that he does not hate animals ... He is just frightened of some of them ..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Can Tom say just for the record that he does not hate animals ... He is just frightened of some of them .."

Anything specific Tom?

A

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Can Tom say just for the record that he does not hate animals ... He is just frightened of some of them ..

Anything specific Tom?

A

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Shush! don't tell him about murder hornets!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Can Tom say just for the record that he does not hate animals ... He is just frightened of some of them ..

Anything specific Tom?

A

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Yes.. those buggers biting him

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Special Forces soldiers going to an area where there is known bear activity, with no operational awareness, planning or protection implies to me they were not that special and woefully unprepared.

Were they lost Russian Special Forces ?

(Commiserations to their families, but someone's head should roll for this).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Special Forces soldiers going to an area where there is known bear activity, with no operational awareness, planning or protection implies to me they were not that special and woefully unprepared.

Were they lost Russian Special Forces ?

(Commiserations to their families, but someone's head should roll for this).

"

Maybe it was the Russian bear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

Massive attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not read the thread. Has anyone pointed out that bears can't murder people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should fuck off and leave the bears alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They should fuck off and leave the bears alone."

I know Tom posts in the third person, but he is only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They should fuck off and leave the bears alone.

I know Tom posts in the third person, but he is only one."

Oh, I see.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Obviously shit paratroopers ,one man maybe ,but others ,the bear should of bean dealt with after man 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously shit paratroopers ,one man maybe ,but others ,the bear should of bean dealt with after man 1 "

Yes, its a shame you weren't there.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Obviously shit paratroopers ,one man maybe ,but others ,the bear should of bean dealt with after man 1

Yes, its a shame you weren't there."

Not being funny but if thats americas finest on training ,theyre obviously not the sharpest tools in the box ,1 bear can take out half a dozen ,what would happen in a war situation ?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


" We also haven't heard what they were doing in its vicinity, perhaps it has young and felt they were being threatened.

The paratroopers stumbled upon a den containing the bear and her cubs

.. Sorry for the death and maiming of the soldier and any others...but surely a special forces soldier on maneuvers / training should be able to spot a bears den, a bear and cubs... I mean they are big beasts. If they are training in an area where they know there are natives... You'd think they'd be looking out for them.? "

These things are not easy to spot - they have had millennia of evolution to fit in with their surroundings. We are talking Alaska here, not Basingstoke High Street. I have spent time in Alaska and there are a LOT of trees. Thousands of miles of the bloody things. It is very easy to stumble over very big wildlife in a dense forest which is why you are generally advised to make your presence known by making lots of noise so that they know you are coming and won’t be surprised. Making noise probably doesn’t work for a special forces soldier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If leo dicaprio can kick fuck out of a bear how wimpy are american paras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should have stood there ground an shouted at it.

*actual USA national park advise when confronted by a bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" We also haven't heard what they were doing in its vicinity, perhaps it has young and felt they were being threatened.

The paratroopers stumbled upon a den containing the bear and her cubs

.. Sorry for the death and maiming of the soldier and any others...but surely a special forces soldier on maneuvers / training should be able to spot a bears den, a bear and cubs... I mean they are big beasts. If they are training in an area where they know there are natives... You'd think they'd be looking out for them.?

These things are not easy to spot - they have had millennia of evolution to fit in with their surroundings. We are talking Alaska here, not Basingstoke High Street. I have spent time in Alaska and there are a LOT of trees. Thousands of miles of the bloody things. It is very easy to stumble over very big wildlife in a dense forest which is why you are generally advised to make your presence known by making lots of noise so that they know you are coming and won’t be surprised. Making noise probably doesn’t work for a special forces soldier."

Bob Ross has painted lots of happy trees there

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There are defences against bear attacks but best not discussed here. Tom has learned some of these techniques but he will never use them. He will never venture to zoos or bear country

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By *weeneyprodMan
over a year ago

dumbarton

I'm sorry but this story doesn't bear scrutiny

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"There are defences against bear attacks but best not discussed here. Tom has learned some of these techniques but he will never use them. He will never venture to zoos or bear country"

Wellhungvwe thinks Tom needs to get out more.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The paratrooper invaded the bears domain...and was repulsed ....moral of the story ..beware of bears

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"The paratrooper invaded the bears domain...and was repulsed ....moral of the story ..beware of bears "

Reminds me of aesops famous fable...

The para and the bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

A bear cannot be a murderer that’s a bit naive

When humans go into another animals habitat they then become part of the food chain unless they protect themselves

I hope they don’t find and kill the bear

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By *urhamdebbiecdTV/TS
over a year ago

bishop auckland

Look what happened to Timothy Treadwell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously shit paratroopers ,one man maybe ,but others ,the bear should of bean dealt with after man 1

Yes, its a shame you weren't there.

Not being funny but if thats americas finest on training ,theyre obviously not the sharpest tools in the box ,1 bear can take out half a dozen ,what would happen in a war situation ? "

You mean if it was a Russian bear..? Just show him a 1.5 litre of Grey Goose. Get him d*unk then kick fuck out of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They should have stood there ground an shouted at it.

*actual USA national park advise when confronted by a bear. "

Maybe they did shout. But the wrong words like " come and have a go if..."

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They are hunting the bugger...

As we speak.. not sure why..

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By *olmaMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"This is what we get for ranking them under beets and Battlestar Galactica

£100 to the first person who gets this "

Will go even further...Jim impersonating Dwight!!

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

I will make sure I avoid them in the Chester suburbs.

Was it wearing a hat and coat while eating marmalade sandwiches cos he seems quite tame tbh

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By *aidForSharingWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

It's a bear! It can't murder! Why is it evil? Isn't it the soldier that murders?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Why are they looking to kill the bear ?"

They say it's now learned behaviour to kill humans and so more humans will be in danger who come into contact with this bear, because they'll try to kill again instead of running off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the update and warning, thankfully bears are scarce in Glasgow, but nevertheless, good advice "

All bears in Glasgow died in 2012 haha

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I've often seen her little lamb

But I've never seen her bear.

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"I saw somewhere that around 7% of American men think they could beat a bear in a fight.

I want to see this."

If it wasnt so unfair to use any animal in this way I'd say : Line em up, form a massive queue and pass them in one at a time, there are way too many idiots in this world and we certainly wont miss a few of them

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Don't try and get Tom to see Sense by mentioning sharks, he thinks they are evil buggers out to get him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be classed as murder? Obviously he was killed and the bear did it, but in a trial would the bear have claimed that his mental capacity was such that he thought it was acceptable from a species specific perspective and therefore claim that he wasn't of sufficient sound mind, according to the requirements of the human legal system?

Am I over thinking this?"

Ill bear that in mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this post is relevant unless you're going to tell us the bear is a barebacker.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no expert in this field but he does read lots of lots of articles about dangerous animals. Their is a belief that once an animal bites gets a taste for human blood then no amount of training will reverse it. If they proceed then I just hope they get the right beast.

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

There is only one species on earth that is ever capable of 'evil'.

Clue,,,,it's not bears.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"There is only one species on earth that is ever capable of 'evil'.

Clue,,,,it's not bears."

Those blasted honey badgers

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"There is only one species on earth that is ever capable of 'evil'.

Clue,,,,it's not bears.

Those blasted honey badgers "

I would like to see a Honey Badger v Seagull fight over a bag of chips at the seaside. My money is not on the Honey Badger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom is no expert in this field but he does read lots of lots of articles about dangerous animals. Their is a belief that once an animal bites gets a taste for human blood then no amount of training will reverse it. If they proceed then I just hope they get the right beast."

So are you saying, the bear has bearly scratched the surface..?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose..

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. "
I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ? "

Because this bear has a taste for human blood and could go on a killing spree targeting humans...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ?

Because this bear has a taste for human blood and could go on a killing spree targeting humans..."
maybe humans should keep out of its environment I don’t agree with hunting animals full stop perhaps the paratroopers should of done their due diligence before sending their guys into an area with wild animals

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ?

Because this bear has a taste for human blood and could go on a killing spree targeting humans..."

Images of the tangfastic bears going "boing boing boing" on his head.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ?

Because this bear has a taste for human blood and could go on a killing spree targeting humans... maybe humans should keep out of its environment I don’t agree with hunting animals full stop perhaps the paratroopers should of done their due diligence before sending their guys into an area with wild animals "

This is not a revenge killing.. it's about keeping people safe in the future ..

I wonder how people would feel if their family were killed by this evil beast in the future to be told.. we could of killed this evil bugger but hesitated...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ?

Because this bear has a taste for human blood and could go on a killing spree targeting humans... maybe humans should keep out of its environment I don’t agree with hunting animals full stop perhaps the paratroopers should of done their due diligence before sending their guys into an area with wild animals

This is not a revenge killing.. it's about keeping people safe in the future ..

I wonder how people would feel if their family were killed by this evil beast in the future to be told.. we could of killed this evil bugger but hesitated..."
nonsense

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is the reality..

They will take him out to prevent future attacks...

Not a nice job but let's honour those brave souls cast with doing it

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"This is the reality..

They will take him out to prevent future attacks...

Not a nice job but let's honour those brave souls cast with doing it

"
as I said I don’t agree with going out a killing a wild animal if it attacks you then that’s different you do what you need to do to survive but maybe we should respect their environment and keep away if you do decide to go into their environment then perhaps take something that would put the animal to sleep that’s got to be better than killing it any way that’s all I’ve got to say on it

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Canadian Chief of Police will no doubt send his sniper units in to do this. Probably the Mounted Division. They are called the Mounties and all are ex military. They will track the bear and will do it not for pleasure but a sense of duty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so glad I know how to wrestle these hairy bears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Canadian Chief of Police will no doubt send his sniper units in to do this. Probably the Mounted Division. They are called the Mounties and all are ex military. They will track the bear and will do it not for pleasure but a sense of duty...."

Are you a journalist in real life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Canadian Chief of Police will no doubt send his sniper units in to do this. Probably the Mounted Division. They are called the Mounties and all are ex military. They will track the bear and will do it not for pleasure but a sense of duty...."

I thought it happened in Alaska, USA..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Canadian Chief of Police will no doubt send his sniper units in to do this. Probably the Mounted Division. They are called the Mounties and all are ex military. They will track the bear and will do it not for pleasure but a sense of duty....

Are you a journalist in real life? "

No a professional thread creator..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the reality..

They will take him out to prevent future attacks...

Not a nice job but let's honour those brave souls cast with doing it

"

It doesn't bear thinking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ?

Because this bear has a taste for human blood and could go on a killing spree targeting humans... maybe humans should keep out of its environment I don’t agree with hunting animals full stop perhaps the paratroopers should of done their due diligence before sending their guys into an area with wild animals

This is not a revenge killing.. it's about keeping people safe in the future ..

I wonder how people would feel if their family were killed by this evil beast in the future to be told.. we could of killed this evil bugger but hesitated..."

Won't the put it on trial, to make sure they got the right bear..?

After all even the evil cunt in the Buffalo shooting is getting a trial. And he out scored the bear 10 to 1..?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"No I am saying that I hope they get the right bear . If they get the wrong bear then an innocent bear has been killed and there is a dangerous killer on the loose.. I hope they don’t get the bear why should it be hunted down and shot ?

Because this bear has a taste for human blood and could go on a killing spree targeting humans..."

The evil buggers will be stealing our porridge and sleeping in our beds next. Something definitely needs to be done.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Of course we should all remember that Alaska is indeed a part of the United States so the Canadian Chief of Police will only deploy his men if he is asked to assist by the Americans. The American Chief of Police is the Head of The Federal Bureau of Investigation. He will be responsible for this bear hunt but may ask the Canadians who are very very experienced in icy conditions ..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Of course we should all remember that Alaska is indeed a part of the United States so the Canadian Chief of Police will only deploy his men if he is asked to assist by the Americans. The American Chief of Police is the Head of The Federal Bureau of Investigation. He will be responsible for this bear hunt but may ask the Canadians who are very very experienced in icy conditions .. "

The mounties always get their bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger .. "

This sounds very worrying for usa special forces

Every local knows and most tourists know what to do should a bear approach and almost everyone carries bear spray, even local hotels give bear spray to guests if they are going on walks.

This headline post is either made up or the usa army does not consider all situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An American paratrooper has been murdered by a bear whilst training in Alaska. It mauled several others and the bear then escaped into the wild. These are truly voracious beasts in the wild. They might look tame in the zoo but beware.. This is all over the news.. Hunters are now looking for this evil bugger ..

This sounds very worrying for usa special forces

Every local knows and most tourists know what to do should a bear approach and almost everyone carries bear spray, even local hotels give bear spray to guests if they are going on walks.

This headline post is either made up or the usa army does not consider all situations."

Its true, happened in a remote area of army training land. They think, they accidentally stumbled onto a hidden den with the bear and her cubs in it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Davey Crocket never seeded to have a problem with them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Davey Crocket never seeded to have a problem with them.."

Did he seed them..?

Filthy bear backer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a bit of GBH at a nudist camp then?

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