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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's have your best lines

There was a young girl named Sapphire

Who succumbed to her lover's desire.

She said, "It's a sin,

But now that it's in,

Could you shove it a few inches higher

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The was a Man called Mcvitie

Who played for Birmingham City

He scored 90 goals

All with his nose

And now it's flat what a pity

(Obviously the 90 goals is false! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The was a Man called Mcvitie

Who played for Birmingham City

He scored 90 goals

All with his nose

And now it's flat what a pity

(Obviously the 90 goals is false! )"
obviously

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

There was a young man from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In 24 hours

His arse had flowered

But his cock was covered in s

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

[Removed by poster at 12/05/22 15:27:10]

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

There once was a lady from Strathclyde

Who ate too man apples and died

The apples inside her

Fermented to cider

So made cider inside her inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On top of mount Smokey all covered in grass

Sits a bald headed eagle scratching his……

Now don’t be mistaken by what I just said the bald headed eagle was scratching his head

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

There was a young man from Japan

Whose limericks wouldn’t quite scan

They started so well

That you just couldn’t tell

That the last line would be totally out of sync with the rest of the verse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single young man on fab,

needs more than the gift of the gab,

to get some good boning,

abs need training and toning,

so don't just rely on the flab.

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

There was a young fellow called Skinner, a sinner

who took a young lady to dinner, a beginner

at a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine

at a quarter to ten it was in 'er

the dinner, not Skinner, he was in'er before dinner, the sinner!

Lots of laughs so everybody tried to remember this one. Later on, the local d*unk went back to the original teller and said "Tell me if I've got this right" (slurred voice)

There was a young fellow called ...(pause) Tucker

who took a young lady to.....supper

at a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine

... by a quarter to ten it was up'er

the supper... not Tucker...

Some fucker called ......Skinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once meet a girl from Bangkok

And yes she had a really big cock

I took her to bed

And give her some head

Choked and ended up brown bread

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

I met a young girls from Paisley

Her body will always amaze me

I met her on fab, she checked out some abs

Now wants fucked in a chain like a daisy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

There was a lady from Rhondda

She used to sit a wonder

Would she get any dick

If she did would it be thick

That's the lady from Rhondda

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

There was a young lady from Ealing,

Who's face was incredibly appealing,

But she layed on her back opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Dr Odell fell down a well and broke his collar bone,

This goes to show Dr's should tend to the sick and leave the well alone!

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