FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual Calorie Counter

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw this on Facebook, not really sure if this is real or not, either way it did cause me a giggle but perhaps those who calorie count can let us know

Removing her clothes:-

With her consent 12 calories

Without her consent 187 calories

Opening her bra:-

With both hands 8 calories

With one hand 12 calories

With your teeth 85 calories

Putting on a condom:-

With an erection 6 calories

Without and erection 315 calories

Preliminaries:-

Trying to find the clitoris 8 calories

Trying to find the g-spot 92 calories

Positions:-

Missionary 12 calories

69 lying down 78 calories

69 standing 112 calories

Wheelbarrow 216 calories

Doggy Style 326 calories

Italien chandelier 912 calories

Orgasmic:-

Real 112 calories

False 315 calories

Post orgasm:-

Lying in bed hugging 18 calories

Getting up immediately 36 calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 calories

Getting dressed afterwards:-

Calmly 32 calories

In a hurry 98 calories

With her father knocking at the door

1218 calories

With the wife knocking at the door

3521 calories

And just the all the men out there

Getting a second erection if you are:-

20 - 29 years old 36 calories

30 - 39 years old 80 calories

40 - 49 years old 124 calories

50 - 59 years old 972 calories

60 - 69 years old 2916 calories

70 and over Results are still pending

Sharing calorie usage this way has got to be so much more fun than a session at the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw this on Facebook, not really sure if this is real or not, either way it did cause me a giggle but perhaps those who calorie count can let us know