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"What if your Nan forgets her dabber and pops back unexpectedly ?" Whoa. Nan never forgets her dabber. Her bingo bag is always packed ready to go on the coat hangers by the front door. 3x dabbers red, blue and green, 2 packs of paper tissues, her reading glasses x2.5 magnification and a vodka miniature. | |||
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"I'm good ta. Besides, I unfortunately have work to do " Never mind. We’ll stream it live. | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? " Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. | |||
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"How long is Nana out for? " Well I’ve let the tyres down on Geoff’s Mondeo so could be a while. Besides he’ll probably take her back to his, the mucky bugger. | |||
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"can i come round when Nana gets back? little old nanas are the cutest Px " Sure, that’ll be great, that way I can watch the football. | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. " I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay " I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay " Do you prefer the 12 inch version. | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit " I want to get her out of it. | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit " Thats because you're a pervert Nora | |||
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"Will bring some white lightening cider!" Magic. | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay Do you prefer the 12 inch version. " Yes please | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit I want to get her out of it. " | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit I want to get her out of it. " And then we’ll put it on Nora, and take it off again. Obvs. | |||
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"Do you mind if I just jump in the hottub naked? Can I sit on the bubbles? " As long as you’re not producing the bubbles. Naked is the dress code. | |||
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"Can I come? Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish. Are you bringing any records round. I went with an R&B number; I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd Hope that's okay I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit Thats because you're a pervert Nora " | |||
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"Do you think your Nan and Geoff would like me to join them in the back of the Mondeo for a threesome ? " I’m not so sure Geoff is up for that, he’s got a bad back. | |||
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"I will bring the nibbles" I’d like to nibble on those. | |||
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"Question Fiddles. Did your nan clean up after she used the hottub with Geoff? Not sure I want to sit in a pile of half sucked Worthers Originals, forgotten dentures and used condoms " It’s ok, they always go in the shed for shenanigans and she prefers mint imperials. | |||
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"Can I nap in her bed just, not so long home from finishing nights. I'll make it as it was beforehand." Absolutely although be careful with the patchwork quilt. | |||
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"En route! Got my Let’s have a party LP by Russ Abbot and Night Movers by various artists They’re both shit so it won’t matter if they get warped or scratched! Verruca socks on ready " I love a party with a happy atmosphere. Is verruca socks a euphemism. | |||
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"En route! Got my Let’s have a party LP by Russ Abbot and Night Movers by various artists They’re both shit so it won’t matter if they get warped or scratched! Verruca socks on ready I love a party with a happy atmosphere. Is verruca socks a euphemism. " That’s the best song on the album (what a great Christmas that was ) No, I’m wearing only verruca socks !!! | |||
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"En route! Got my Let’s have a party LP by Russ Abbot and Night Movers by various artists They’re both shit so it won’t matter if they get warped or scratched! Verruca socks on ready I love a party with a happy atmosphere. Is verruca socks a euphemism. That’s the best song on the album (what a great Christmas that was ) No, I’m wearing only verruca socks !!! " I won’t be looking at your socks that’s for sure. | |||
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"If it's the Geoff I'm thinking of, tell your nan to get a blacklight on that Ford Mondeo, Fidds. ...Fuckin' Geoff, man. " Nobody likes him down the bowling club. | |||
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"Got a spare bed op? I'll let you watch" You have a nap by all means. I’m in the hot tub. | |||
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