FabSwingers.com forum: Please please please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say something outrageously wonderful or start a bloody riot.

Come on people - I need something to revive myself

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cream donuts!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I woke up in the middle of last night 'erect'. I have no idea what I was dreaming about, but it felt great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream donuts! "

Sheesh

Anything else up your sleeve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up in the middle of last night 'erect'. I have no idea what I was dreaming about, but it felt great

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s up for smashing up the local McDs?

You know. Down with capitalism!! That sort of thing!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Cream donuts!

Sheesh

Anything else up your sleeve?"

I always carry a spare Chocolate Eclair

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread

Let me get what I want

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By *hropsGuy69Man
over a year ago

telford

Last night my neighbours made a “sex tape”…

Of course they aren’t aware of this yet

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Say something outrageously wonderful or start a bloody riot.

Come on people - I need something to revive myself

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England are shite at rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who’s up for smashing up the local McDs?

You know. Down with capitalism!! That sort of thing!

Can I get a milkshake first?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who’s up for smashing up the local McDs?

You know. Down with capitalism!! That sort of thing!

Can I get a milkshake first?"

Will it bring the boys to the yard?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Who’s up for smashing up the local McDs?

You know. Down with capitalism!! That sort of thing!

Can I get a milkshake first?"

While you're there, strawberry for me please

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Let’s get fucking mortal

Xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said I luv me a TART...

so I got him a packet of Mr Kipliing jam tarts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream donuts!

Sheesh

Anything else up your sleeve?

I always carry a spare Chocolate Eclair

Oooooer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve got nothing but bad jokes……

At what time did you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Can a dog jump higher than a house?

Well, duh. Houses can’t jump

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Did you hear about the latest drama at the circus?

It is in tents.

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Did you know ants never get ill?

It’s because they have these anty-bodies.

I did warn you

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"He said I luv me a TART...

so I got him a packet of Mr Kipliing jam tarts

"
I'd rather an apple tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread

Let me get what I want"

Let me let me get what I want

This time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since it’s been stuck in my head all day….

If you like Pina Colada…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had impromptu sex with my wife last night whilst cuddling up on the sofa. We made love and it was beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He said I luv me a TART...

so I got him a packet of Mr Kipliing jam tarts

I'd rather an apple tart "

What did the apple tart say to the pecan pie?You're Nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pineapple belongs on pizza!!!

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread

Let me get what I want"

Haven’t had a dream in a long time

See the life I’ve had

Could make a good man……

That’s me humming that for the rest of the night

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"pineapple belongs on pizza!!!

Px "

Shots fired!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cream donuts! "

Better still rhubarb and custard creams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pineapple belongs on pizza!!!

Px "

Nope

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread

Let me get what I want

Haven’t had a dream in a long time

See the life I’ve had

Could make a good man……

That’s me humming that for the rest of the night

You're welcome - Red-monkey earworm services

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"pineapple belongs on pizza!!!

Px "

Get in the sea

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread

Let me get what I want

Haven’t had a dream in a long time

See the life I’ve had

Could make a good man……

That’s me humming that for the rest of the night

You're welcome - Red-monkey earworm services"

Loving your work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just pull the pin and off i go.. you're welcome Floro

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

10 Downing Street hold the best swingers parties in the country with cases of wine and a secluded outdoor space to the back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pineapple belongs on pizza!!!

Px "

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I could easily marry a man who loved pineapple on pizza and adored cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could easily marry a man who loved pineapple on pizza and adored cheese

Rolf Harris?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Who’s up for smashing up the local McDs?

You know. Down with capitalism!! That sort of thing!

Nora would be livid if you damaged McDonald's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could easily marry a man who loved pineapple on pizza and adored cheese

Rolf Harris?"

Pushing it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I could easily marry a man who loved pineapple on pizza and adored cheese

Rolf Harris?"

Whoa... too soon ... too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could easily marry a man who loved pineapple on pizza and adored cheese

Rolf Harris?

Pushing it"

That’s the only man who likes pineapple on pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pineapple belongs on pizza!!!

Nope"

Yes it does

Pineapple was made for pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pineapple belongs on pizza!!!

Nope

Yes it does

Pineapple was made for pizza

An unfortunate post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyway

Back to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak."

Yay !!!!

Congratulations

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak."

Did you work at the school of mime before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink milk but when you think about it, drinking milk is disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I drink milk but when you think about it, drinking milk is disgusting."

Actually.. yea, it is

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Last night my neighbours made a “sex tape”…

Of course they aren’t aware of this yet

I found this rather funny.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

It's a roll, not a bap or a bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.

Yay !!!!

Congratulations

Thank you more money to eyeing up new heels

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By *nigma1000Man
over a year ago

Braintree

What was James thinking about that challenge on Kovacic. That’s put him out the cup final!!

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Went for a swim in the sea this morning and not had a shower yet

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I predict a riot....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a roll, not a bap or a bun

YES

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I could easily marry a man who loved pineapple on pizza and adored cheese

One out of two any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.

Did you work at the school of mime before?"

That would of been more fune.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It's a roll, not a bap or a bun

YES

Breadcake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.

Yay !!!!

Congratulations

Thank you more money to eyeing up new heels

Fabulous

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"It's a roll, not a bap or a bun

YES

Breadcake

xx"

Barmcake ... or a cob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a roll, not a bap or a bun

It’s a bun.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Pasta is over rated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roll

For me

Enough of your bread roll shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"Roll

For me

Enough of your bread roll shenanigans "

Exactly, it's a roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll

For me

Enough of your bread roll shenanigans

Exactly, it's a roll

Exactly !!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?"

Chickenelly

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?"

Knock knock MC1R

(Those who know will get it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?

Chickenelly

What?

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?

Chickenelly

What?

Not sure where it originated from but around my area that's what it was always called

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?

Knock knock MC1R

(Those who know will get it)

I get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?

Chickenelly

What?

Not sure where it originated from but around my area that's what it was always called

Knocky knocky nine doors where I’m from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New world order

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"New world order

Only on a blue Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've finally got my hot tub working and am thinking of who to invite to join us in it.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Who’s up for smashing up the local McDs?

You know. Down with capitalism!! That sort of thing!

Can I get a milkshake first?"

No! The machine is ou of action again...why can't they buy two of them?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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Can a dog jump higher than a house?

Well, duh. Houses can’t jump

Neither can Gregory House MD

I did warn you

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Penguins have knees

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’ve just shit in my pants, what’s worse is they were hanging on the washing line at the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just shit in my pants, what’s worse is they were hanging on the washing line at the time! "

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’ve just shit in my pants, what’s worse is they were hanging on the washing line at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just shit in my pants, what’s worse is they were hanging on the washing line at the time! "

Pmsl

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

These are near those are far away !

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"These are near those are far away ! "

No those are big cows and little cows.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I wanted to start a riot in Sainsbury's today, no brie and bacon sandwiches.

Had to have a blt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanted to start a riot in Sainsbury's today, no brie and bacon sandwiches.

Had to have a blt. "

The world is crazy right now

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.

Did you work at the school of mime before?

That would of been more fune."

Trappist monastery? Equal opportunities, means they have to employ women too.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Online banking sucks as do call centres andbooking online gp apts.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I wanted to start a riot in Sainsbury's today, no brie and bacon sandwiches.

Had to have a blt. "

I didn't know they did these. Off at dinner (lunch for southerners) time to see if they have any

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