FabSwingers.com forum: Worst feelings in the world, ranked.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.

4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.

3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.

2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.

1. Sneezing on your period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 biting into a grape and finding it's an olive.

4 masturbating and just at the point of cruscendo someone comes in through the front door.

3 sneaking out a dirty air biscuit and it being solid.

2 sneezing as you're swallowing hot tea.

1 waking up with a condom hanging out your bottom and not knowing how it got there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a slug whilst barefoot.

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

I would have to argue that top spot belongs to having to empty the squishy food leftover bits from the plug hole catcher. Actually makes me heave every time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Standing on a slug whilst barefoot.

I did that once after I'd had dinner and thought it was a rogue potato wedge

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Paper cuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone grabbing your phone off you when you're showing them a photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feeling your tampon starting to slide out during a lower body workout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have to argue that top spot belongs to having to empty the squishy food leftover bits from the plug hole catcher. Actually makes me heave every time!

Makes for a fantastic stew though, it's already tender.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Nothing beats gagging as you have to clean up dog poop from an animal with a bad stomach!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.

4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.

3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.

2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.

1. Sneezing on your period.

Yes to number 2!

I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it

Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Putting your hand in baby nappy seepage.

Realising the cats shit in the flower after you have been ing for a few hours.

Removing the rat made from hair on the plughole.....eurghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on Lego.

Looking forward to the left over takeaway the next day to find somebody else had eaten it.

Kerbing an alloy.

Getting a negative covid test when you’re too hungover for work.

When she says deeper and it’s as deep as you can go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepping on your dogs feet and spending the next half hour convincing them it was an accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm toilet seat.

A limp handshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Standing on Lego.

Looking forward to the left over takeaway the next day to find somebody else had eaten it.

Kerbing an alloy.

Getting a negative covid test when you’re too hungover for work.

When she says deeper and it’s as deep as you can go

These made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When someone asks you what you're doing/what you did at the weekend and you have/had no plans so you quickly have to make something up and spend the rest of the day keeping your story straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching your cock in your zipper

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By *ewburylad86Man
over a year ago

Newbury

For me getting hit in the balls hard. Mine has usually been when I’m playing football.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Standing on a slug

Cutting poo hair from a dogs bum

Not being worth the truth

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Belt of a sliotar in the ball's Trust me that ball travels very fast when hit

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

a stringy bogie that breaks halfway as your pulling it out ya nose

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Having poorly kids and not being able to do anything about it

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Getting kicked in the nuts. End of story.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Having poorly kids and not being able to do anything about it

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your ranking is no 1

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That horrible tightness in your throat and chest when you have a cold.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Having poorly kids and not being able to do anything about it

Babies crying in pain, who can't tell you what's wrong.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When you feel a big sneeze coming on and promptly brace to release it and then…..absolutely nothing comes out!

It is the most incredibly deflating feeling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

When your double scoop ice cream with hundreds and thousands and strawberry sauce hits the deck

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Making the decision that it's timr to have your dog put to sleep

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another one: When you’re experiencing a pure state of bliss and then suddenly wake up and realise it was just a dream

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

5) finding a spider in the house

4) the realisation that said spider now has to be removed

3) the panic of having to pass the spider to get a glass and paper, whilst maintaining complete eye contact throughout incase it moves

2) holding the glass preparing to capture, oh the trauma of having to get close

1) having to slide the paper between glass and wall, then said spider starts to freak out!

Eeeeew

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Making the decision that it's timr to have your dog put to sleep

I'm so sorry

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Picking up dead animals that the cat has brought as a treat

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Loneliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding a pervert looking at porn on the bus, granted he was looking over my shoulder looking at my phone but still…

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Making the decision that it's timr to have your dog put to sleep

I'm so sorry "

Thankfully I've not had to do it for a while but it is the worst day ever !

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Getting all comfy in bed ,then having to pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally biting a bit of foil with a tooth that has a filling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making the decision that it's timr to have your dog put to sleep

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awww x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Guilt is pretty shitty

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Washing your bum with mint source shower gel, if you suffer from piles.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

paper cuts

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Unreciprocated love

It why I sold my soul to the devil so he’d turn my heart stone

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"paper cuts"

Hand gel is great for finding those !.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Standing in dog pooh with bare feet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a crisp off the floor but then realising it wasn't a crisp.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

5: when you snap a fingernail off really low

4: when you get something out of the oven without oven gloves

3: when a daddy long leg is having a merry old time dancing on the ceiling, and just the sight of them make you vomit

2: when you vomit and it's half up your throat and half down your nose

1: when you are eating bacon and you haven't chewed it enough and go to swallow and it's half in your gob and down your throat and your not sure what the frig to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5: when you snap a fingernail off really low

4: when you get something out of the oven without oven gloves

3: when a daddy long leg is having a merry old time dancing on the ceiling, and just the sight of them make you vomit

2: when you vomit and it's half up your throat and half down your nose

1: when you are eating bacon and you haven't chewed it enough and go to swallow and it's half in your gob and down your throat and your not sure what the frig to do

You need to start chewing your food at least 30 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating a crisp off the floor but then realising it wasn't a crisp. "

And you need to stop eating food off the floor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is worse than watching people that you love fade away into nothing but a memory

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

When you spend an hour searching Netflix for something to watch then realise it's actually time for bed.

When you go back for something in a sale and it's gone.

When you fancy sticking a cake in your face but you go in the kitchen and you haven't got any.

When there's an event you really want to go to but no one to go with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running your nail across your eyeball trying to get contact lenses out

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you're falling asleep and then remember you need to get up to wash your face or turn the light off

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

losing at pool when your the better player, i'm not a sore loser btw

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.

4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.

3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.

2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.

1. Sneezing on your period.

Yes to number 2!

I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it

Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt."

sorry for asking, don't have to answer , but sneezing on your period ? what happens ?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Stubbing your toe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.

4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.

3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.

2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.

1. Sneezing on your period.

Yes to number 2!

I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it

Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt.

sorry for asking, don't have to answer , but sneezing on your period ? what happens ? "

You know that scene from The Shining when the elevator full of blood opens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diarrhea.

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.

4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.

3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.

2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.

1. Sneezing on your period.

Yes to number 2!

I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it

Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt.

sorry for asking, don't have to answer , but sneezing on your period ? what happens ?

You know that scene from The Shining when the elevator full of blood opens? "

ohhhhh ok i'll leave it there thanks for the answer

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

When you hit the last snooze and know you have to go to work.

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By *WDomMan
over a year ago

Taunton

In the actual whole world?

Probably something on the lines of

Running away from shelling and you suffer major injuries whilst your child dies beside you, their body smashed to pieces, bits of them splattered all over you?

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